The NEW Earth Realm Champions! Mortal Kombat 1 *shows rocky, myron, dahmir, & juicy aruging* juicy: Bruh what do have against big bootys for? Dahmir: Dude! YOU SHOWED US A FEMBOY! juicy: Thats another title for female right?? rocky: DUDE THATS A GUY! Not a girl you moron! juicy: BOOTY IS BOOTY!! rocky: NO ITS NOT!! juicy: YOU KNO NOTHING BOUT THE WAYS OF FAT DELICIOUS PEACHY GOODNESS THAT IS BOOTY SO YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF A BOOTY LOVER!? YOU KNOW NOT OF THE WAYS OF "ALL ASSES ARE GOOD ASSES" YOU RASBERRY SNAGGLETOOTH FORD F150 MOTHER FUCKER! *Liu kang interupts them* Liu kang: ENOUGH YOU GUYS! The Tournment is about to start! *cuts to President Ryan & The Monke King on their thrones* Monkey king: ALLLLRIGHTTTTT! Welcome to the IMBOUTAKUM Tournment Yall! Real shit real shit! Monkey king: Did everyone sign that waiver? So yall wont sue us if you get BRUTALLLY killed?? dahmir: Ayo WHAT!? Monkey king: Ight good good Monkey king: Shoutout to president Ryan for funding this project! real shit! Ryan: yup yup Monke king i want to see ACTION! I WANT TO SEE BLOOD! Real shit! Monkey king: Can i get 3 "OOO OOO AHHS!!" in the chat! *monkeys cheers* *OOO OOO AHHH!! OOO OOO AHHH! OOO OOO AHHH!* rocky: Hey uh jackie cha- I mean.. Liu Kang- *kung lao gets triggered* kung lao: ITS LORD! ITS LORD!! Liu kang: Easy kung lao. rocky: Are you sure we're "Earth realm champions"? We kinda feel outta place right now. Liu kang: I heard of your victories, I believe you all are champions of Earthrealm rocky: This nigga watched us play mortal kombat once and now he thinks we his champions. *cuts to the monke king* Monke king: Alright First Match! Liu Kang choose yo first champions real shit! real shit! rocky: Ayo put us in coach! Me and myron got myron: LESSS GOOOOOOOOOOO!! Monke king: Aight yall opponents are Scorpion & Sub Zero! *scorpion & Zub zero spawn in* myron: Nevermind. scorpion: Fear me mortals! myron: FEAR DEEZ NUTS! *throws a water bottle at him* *scorpion gets angry* scorpion: VENGENCE!!! sub zero: Prepare to get SUBED dued! rocky: RUN THAT SHIT ICICLE! ryan: ROUND 1 FIGHT!! *rocky myron & scorpion sub zero fight* *rocky is jump in the air alot* Liu kang: ROCKY! MOVE NORMALLY! rocky: I CANT THESE CONTROLS ARE HARD! Liu kang: WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN BOUT!? ryan: MY NIGGA STOP JUMPING SO MUCH! rocky: WHY DONT YOU COME IN THE RING BRO!? SINCE YOU TALKIN TALKING SO MUCH SHIT ON THE SIDELINES! ryan: Ayoo bro like YOU AFTER THE WRONGGGG NIGGA BRO! Liu kang: ROCKY STOP JUMPING!!! rocky: JACKIE CHAN STOP YELLIN AT ME IM TRYING TO FOCUS!!! kung lao: LORD LIU KANG!!!! ITS LORD LIU KANGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! *rocky myron & scorpion sub zero continue to fight* *rocky and myron win* Monke king: Rocky & Myron! Wins! Type shitttttttt! rocky: LETS GOOOOO!! PLOT ARMOR BITCH! ryan: FINISH HIM! *shows rocky boom backwards and forwards and crouching and jump* Liu kang: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? rocky: IM TRYING TO FATLITY HIM! juicy: WHY YOU MOVING SO MUCH!? JUST FINISH HIM BRO! rocky: FUCK YOU BITCH! IM TRYIN! ryan: YOU AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH! rocky: YOU AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH IN PROTECTING OUR COUNTRY!! *President ryan gets triggered* ryan: YOU AFTER THE WRONG NIGGGGGGGGGGA!! Liu kang: FINISH HIM ROCKY! FINISH HIM FOR EARTHREALM! *rocky just punches him and scorpion and sub zero fell down* Monke king: Rocky & Myron Win!! Monke king: 3 "OOO OOO AHHS!!" in the chat! *monkeys cheers* *OOO OOO AHHH!! OOO OOO AHHH! OOO OOO AHHH!* rocky: YEZZIR!! SEE JACKIE!? I TOLD YOU WE GOT THIS! kung lao: LIU KANG!! LIU KANG!!!!!!! ryan: Ight next fight better be gory if not, IM STEPPING IN THIS BITCH! Real shit bro! Liu kang: Dahmir you're up next! dahmir: Sorry God, im just here to watch juicy: Dont worry liu kang! Me and greasy got this! Monke king: Ok Type shit type shit! You'll be fighting Kitana & baraka! Real shit real shit! *kitana & baraka step up* Kitana: YOURE GOING DOWN EARTH REALMER! greasy: shiii i'd go down on you gawwwd damn *baraka interupts* baraka: IMMA NAWL ON YO BONES EARTHREALMER! juicy: Yo momma! ryan: ROUND 1! FIGHT!! *greasy & juicy fight kitana and baraka* *juicy keeps crouch blocking and upper cutting* *baraka gets upset* baraka: DUDE! STOP UPPER CUTTING!! greasy: THEN STOP FALLING FOR IT YOU HOMO! *greasy & juicy continue to fight kitana and baraka* *greasy and juicy are losing* juicy: AYO LIU KANG THIS AINT FAIR YOU GAVE US THE HARD ONES! juicy: DAHMIR GIVE ME YOUR SUPPORT! *dahmir holds up a sign saying "you can do this" dahmir: YOU GOT THIS! I BELIEVE IN YOU!! juicy: YOU A BTICH DAHMIR!! YOU'RE ACTUALLY A BITCH- *juicy gets stab in the back by baraka* juicy: AHH FUCK!!! *everyone staring as baraka tears juicy apart and hes screaming* Monke king: Ah nah he wild. *cuts to greasy and hes getting beat up by kitana and he keeps making noises* kitana: EWW! WHY YOU KEEP MAKING THESE WEIRD NOISES MORTAL! *kitana steps on greasys crotch* *greasys eyes widens and he grabs kitanas face* kitana: WHAT THE!? greasy: IM BOUT TO FUCKING GREASE!! greasy: YEYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WYLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN *greasy falls to the ground spazzing* Monke king: Ayo WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING LO!? rocky: GREASY GET UP! GET THE FUCK UP! Monke king: Ayo finish this nigga lo kitana: HELL NAH I AINT TOUCHING HIM! *baraka pushes kitana away* baraka: Move back.. Ill finish himm greasy: AYO WHAT YOU DOIN!? *baraka smacks greasy nuts* greasy: OWIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *shows everyone staring as smacks fade out in the distance* greasy: OWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! The end.