Animal Crossing Slave Trade.

myron: IGHT I WANT ALL THE COMMONS TO THE LEFT AND ALL THE RARES ON THE RIGHT!

rocky: Dude wtf are you doing?!

myron: Oh i gathered a bunch of the rare Animal crossing villagers and im putting them up for auction!

rocky: NIGGA WHY?!

myron: What?? A nigga wants dis bread!

rocky: Then why dont you sell your turnips?!

*shows myrons turnips on the ground rotting*

myron: Nigga wtf is a turnip??

*a sandwich gets thrown at myron*

myron: OUCH! BOB I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA BEAT YO ASS!!!

*shows bob staring behind a tree*

rocky: Bro do you know this is basically slavery right?? How you think our ancestors would feel about this??

myron: idk nigga they dead! But hold up i got a buyer on his way!

buyer: *breathing hard* hi.. im yummykitty123 on nook-azon.. You got my raymond? *Breating hard*

*shows raymond*

raymond: *Animal crossing noise* PLEASE DONT LET HIM TAKE ME AWAY! HES GONNA MAKE ME WEAR THE MAID OUTFIT! AND HE SMELLS LIKE FRITOS!

*rocky and myron stare at the guy*

myron: Sure thing sure! Hes right here!

myron: Have a great day!

rocky: ... That guy is gonna harrass that cat.

myron: Nigga what you talkin bout?? I just gave that villager a new home!

*cuts to the guy yelling at raymond to put the maid dress on*

buyer: put it on raymond.. PUT THE FUCKING OUTFIT ON

buyer: DO IT FUCKIN DO IT FUCKIN DO IT YOU 2 COLORED EYE PUSSY!!

*raymond is screaming and crying louding*

buyer: SING THE SONG SING IT!!!!

*raymond starts singing "animal crackers in my soup"*

buyer: HMMMMMM YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

*cuts back to rocky and myron*

rocky: Well anyway bro i just caught this rare ass fish at the park today!

myron: oh word? let me see dat shit!

*rocky tries to pull it out and its heavy asf*

rocky: s-sorry its lil heavy

fish: SAYONARA NIGGA!!

*the fish jumps up and got released back into the pond*

*rocky and myron and stare in shock*

*a sandwich got hit thrown at rocky*

rocky: OUCH!! BOB!!

*shows bob staring behind a tree and he naurto runs outta frame*

*cuts back to myron and rocky staring at bob running away*

*tom nook appears with isabelle*

myron: Yo is that logic?

isabelle: THERE HE IS TOM HES THE ONE WHO BEEN SELLING OUR PRODUCTS!

tom nook: NOOK SMASH!!

rocky: Ayo wait when did yall niggas learn how to speak english??

*Tom nook crushes and beats rocky up while screams for help from myron*

*shows myron in the background tongue kissing isabelle*

The End.