Errands in Hell

1. Satan makes you go get him coffee...from the other side of town. (He's an asshole.) 2. Satan makes you help one of his buddies at his brewery. 3. Satan gives you his credit card and makes you go buy him some cigars. 4. Satan owes a Deep Fiend some money so you have to dive into the depths to pay it back. The guardian of the depths requires a sampling of fruit to pass. Your junk counts as fruit.

''PATREON GAME #2 - ERRANDS IN HELL'' [[START GAME->Opener]] [[CREDITS->Credits]]

"Yo Jimmy!" "Yeah Bob?" "Can ya toss me that monkey wrench?" "You sure you don't just want me to hand it to you?" "I don't tell you how to put on your diapers, you don't tell me how to ask for tools, okay?" "Fine, ya jackass. Here, heads up!" //**KTHUNK**// [[...->Opener2]]

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What do you wanna look at? Decappuccino Credit Card Dog Whistle Baphomet Barley Pink Scream Fruit Blue Scream Fruit White Scream Fruit Steel Fork Cape of Fire

"Falling..." "Falling..." "I'm... falling...?" "It's hot..." "I'm afraid to open my eyes..." "Dude, are you gonna keep your eyes closed all day?" [[what->Satan1]]

Jimmy opened his eyes. He was in an //incredibly// tacky office. The back of his head throbbed with an intensity he didn't think was possible, and it made focusing his vision extremely difficult. Slowly the blur subsided... And the poor schmuck found himself face to face with a red devil in a fancy suit. "Have a good nap there, Precious?" the demon chuckles. His voice is like gravel pouring into a pond. Smooth, but with an edge of roughness. "Th...the hell?" Jimmy gurgles trying to sit upright. "That's about right." The construction worker did a double take. "You mean I'm-" "In Hell. Hades. The naughty place. Took a nasty fall when you fumbled at catching a wrench so you're-" "Dead?!" "...in a coma. Geeze, rude ass interrupting me. Don't see me doing that to you..." "Oh. So I can leave?" The demon lets a ghastly grin curl onto his face. "Not quite. See, if you wanna wake up, you gotta do a few things for me." He tosses a small bag into Jimmy's hands. "Oh, so you can catch that but not the wrench..." Jimmy very audibly sighs. "What do you mean?" "I got shit I need done today and I don't wanna do it. I'm a very busy king of hell." The demon punctuates his statement by adjusting the collar of his suit. He spent hundreds of souls on this damn thing and god dammit this loser was gonna appreciate it. That loser opened the little bag given to him by this sharply dressed devil. A credit card. And a handful of pomegranate seeds. "What's this for?" "You're gonna get me a coffee with that. And cigars. And pay my beer tab. And I kinda owe some guy in the depths money so you need it for that too." "And the pomegranate seeds?" "In case you get hungry. Now I'm a very busy man, so get out and don't come back until you've done what I asked!" With that, a pair of muscular goons pull him of the room, still half groggy, and throw him into the hallway. [[Rude->Satan2]]

Knocked on his ass in the middle of a hallway, Jimmy is approached by an imposing figure for the second time since he came to hell. Expecting to get dragged someone else, he lifts his arms into the air. "Son, I dunno what your game is but I don't want no part of it," a gruff voice barks. Jimmy looks up to see...well...a stout man in a slightly less fancy suit with a gigantic bushy mustache...and no head beyond that. "I'm Memphis Stafford Lee III, the boss man's butler. You're gonna be doing business through me while you're prancin' around town. Ask for me at the front desk when you have something for the boss...or..." The demon trails off...even without the brute having eyes, Jimmy was aware the demon was looking at his crotch. "If you need anything from me...I'll treat you right..." After one incredibly awkward moment the butler hands him a sheet of paper and walks off. Well fuck, if Jimmy wants to get back into his body, he better get to work! [[Better get started!->WorldMap]]

Jimmy takes a quick look at his map of hell... Where should he go? (if: $CigarShopDone is 0)[ [[The Cigar Shop->CigarShop]] ](if: $BreweryDone is 0)[ [[The Brewery->Brewery]] ](if: $CoffeeShopDone is 0)[ [[The Coffee Shop->CoffeeShop]] ] (if:$CigarShopDone is 1)[(if:$BreweryDone is 1)[(if:$CoffeeShopDone is 1)[[[The Depths->TheDepths]]]]](else:)[[[The Demonlord's Headquarters->Headquarters]]]

Jimmy steps up to the doors of the cigar shop. Before he can enter though, a tall hooded figure stops him. "Care to try a free sample?" they ask in a deep raspy voice. They follow this by holding up a long maroon colored cigar. Normally free samples are the best, but this is hell, they're normally food, and Jimmy is like 80% sure you don't eat cigars. What should he do? [[Say Yes->CigarEnd]] [[Say No->CigarShop2]]

Jimmy steps up to the brewery doors. "We brew one hell of a beer!" the sign, a cartoonish red devil, says with a thumbs up. Must be their mascot. The doors open with a loud creak and he takes a few steps inside. It's very dimly lit, no light except for some torches that are illuminating some golden tablets that are along the walls. -A bushel of baphomet wheat is ground into a fine powder and mixed with 30 gallons of tears- -A single human soul is then added to the mixture, the more hedonistic they were in life the better- -When both ingredients have fully dissolved into the tears, add a single blue screamfruit to the mix. Only it has the right amount of fear to produce a smooth ale- After the third tablet the dark hallway comes to an end at a think wooden door. Jimmy can hear gurgling and low chuckles behind the door. He absolutely does not want to open the door... but he has to. [[Open the Door->Brewery2]]

Jimmy walks up to the door of the coffee shop, already overwhelmed by the smell of the beans roasting before the thing is even open. Before he can reach for the knob the door swings open and smacks him in the face causing the poor dude to fall onto his ass clutching his nose. "Ugh, if you're gonna stand there, that's gonna happen!" a sassy scarf wearing demon with dagger-like teeth says to him before strolling off. Well this should be fun. The inside of the building is packed with demons yelling about their coffee, and one poor minotaur manning the counter. According to his nametag, he's called Todd. "Hold on! You're here for the order, right? If you want to get it faster, help me take people's orders!" [[Okay->Order1]]

Jimmy steps into the headquarters and speaks to one of the receptionists 37 heads. After some time conversing amongst themself, she pages Mr. Lee, and before long the mustacioed demon is striding towards you. "You got any results for me, boy? Or did you just wanna spend some more time with your good pal Mr. Lee?" What will Jimmy say? [[No Thanks->LeeScoff]] [[Yes Sir->LeeEnding]]

The demon scoffs at Jimmy before pointing at the door. "Then stop wasting my goddamn time and get out there!" Better do what the scary mustache demon says. [[Oh Well->WorldMap]]

The demon lets out a chuckle that makes his companion's blood run cold. "Alright boy, follow me. I'll take you somewhere a little more...personal." Lee beckons Jimmy to follow him down a long hallway, at the end of which is a rather ornate elevator. A statue of a marble white demon with his hands around the neck of a muscular human man sits right next to the doorway. Maybe this wasn't the best idea. The elevator opens with an underwhelming *ding!* stalling a couple times before getting all the way open. Inside is a thin red imp in a cheap brown suit clearly tired of his day. His eyes light up when he sees Jimmy's escort. "Got another one Mr. Lee? Oh wow, he looks ripe, huh?" "Yep, this one isn't even dead, but he signed himself over anyway!" Signed? Jimmy begins to protest, but is cut off long before he has a chance to form actual words when a dozen more demons pour into elevator, pushing both Lee and Jimmy in with them. [[Oh boy...->leeEnding2]]

Before too long the elevator doors close and the telltale feeling of descending overtakes Jimmy. The demons and a lone human stand in silence as the elevator goes down its shaft. For a little while at least... Eventually Jimmy feels a hand caressing his ass. That caress quickly because a squeeze, and the hand becomes a whole group of them running up and down his body. Unable to tell who's getting frisky with him, Jimmy resolves to try and ignore it and not give these pervy demons the satisfaction. Unfortunately for him, a reaction is exactly what the demons are looking for. One behind the construction worker let out a low growl and gripped his pants tightly in its hands. He's so surprised he only has enough time to wince before the demon rips the back of his pants open, showing his bare ass to everyone in the elevator. As much as Jimmy wished otherwise, this was not where this demon's plans ending. A pair of red hot fingers pried apart his cheeks and another digit started gently rubbing his hole. "Uh oh..." Jimmy only had enough time to take a deep breath before a finger entered him, probing in a motion that left him shivering each time it stroked his prostate. The demon pressed his luck by adding a second finger...and then a third. Jimmy's lack of protest lead to his unseen top deciding to whip out his cock and fuck the poor construction worker right then and there! The poor guy would be embarrassed about this anywhere, and being in public just made the situation worse. It took every ounce of willpower Jimmy had in him just to keep from moaning in the crowded elevator! Though he quickly learned that it was pointless, every demon was here to play with the new fucktoy. For the rest of his long //long// journey down the elevator, each demon had a turn with his ass. By the time the elevator reached the bottom, he was no longer the man who entered. Needless to say...he never got back into his body, but I don't think he minded... [[...->Game Over]]

Jimmy plucks the berry and hands it to the demon. He takes the fruit and throws it in without giving it much of a look. A moment after Murphy does this the vat starts to hiss. "Hey Jimmy..." the brewer stammers quietly. "Which fruit did you grab off the bush again?" "Uhhhhhhh..." //KABOOM// The vat explodes covering everything in the room in an orange goop. Murphy lets out a very defeated sigh. "That's alright...a lot of first timers make that mistake." "They do?" "No." "oh." Before Jimmy had enough time to be sad about fucking up royally (which he totally did), the ooze covering the room begins to shift, coming together next to the brewer. The mass lets out a long tentacle and wraps it around Murphy, causing the huge demon to let out a yelp. "This doesn't normally happen either, do something!" he shouts waving his arms wildly. "Like what?!" responds Jimmy, looking around for something that might work on the creature. "I've got a turkey baster under the sink, if you grab it you might be able //ghk!!//" Before the brewer could finish his reply the booze slime monster covered his mouth. "Dude, you okay?!" Jimmy shouts emerging from under the sink with the baster in-hand. In response Murphy furiously shakes his head no, attempting to pull the creature away from his face. "The thing is making me intoxi- //hic// intoxi //hic// this thing's making me drunk!" "Okay Jimmy..." the construction worker thinks to himself. "This is your chance to fix this." He dashes as quick as he can towards the monster brandishing his turkey baster. //SPLAT// ...and runs headfirst into the creature's slime body. It takes all his strength just for his upper body to emerge. "This! //gasp// Fucking! //gasp// Sucks! That turkey baster didn't do //shit//!" "I thought it might actually work! Did it slow down at least?" "**NO!**" Suddenly the creature lets out a gurgling roar and rips off the duo's clothes! "Why'd it do that?" Jimmy asks with a mixture of confusion and anger in his voice. The booze slime sets the two men down and pushes them close to each other, making suggestive motions at the same time... "I think it's horny!" "Well, if it wants a show..." the construction worker responds, grabbing Murphy, because if a demonic slime made of alcohol rage wants you to do something and you kinda wanna do it anyway, it's gonna happen. The well built demon squeezes Jimmy's ass and lets out a little chuckle. "I've been wanting to do that since the moment I laid eyes on ya." Not one to be shown up, the human starts fondling the demon's balls in return. "I didn't think about doing this til just now, but that doesn't make it any less fun, heh." The duo continue like this until they're stroking each other's cocks. Before long each of them bellow loudly and cum hard, splattering the floor and leaving them both panting against each other. Satisfied, the booze slime bursts through the wall of the building and rushes off to attack the city. Oh. "Hoo...you, uh... I don't think you're getting your body back Jimmy." "I know." [[...->Game Over]]

Todd slams his fist into the counter! "Dammit Jimmy, I told you one more screwup and you were gonna get it!" The minotaur follows this up with a snort and grabs the poor human by the back of his pants hoisting him up into the air. "Before you eat me, I just wanna say that I probably will give you tons of cholesterol!" "Oh, I'm not gonna eatcha..." Todd hisses into Jimmy's ear. That would probably be a relief normally, but when dealing with a bull demon that just causes a ton of questions to run through your mind. "I'm gonna discipline ya!" the demon roars as he tears off the back of the human's jeans. "Aww, I liked these pants!" Jimmy scratches his head. "So...you're disciplining me by ruining my clothes?" The bull raises his free hand, "Not quite!" and brings it down onto the human's ass with a loud //THWAP!// "AHH!" //THWAP!// "Dude I just messed up some coffee orders, is this really-" //SMACK!// "AHH!" "It's probably not, but your ass is really nice so I'm gonna do it anyway!" A few of the customers start giggling, prompting the ones further from the counter to check out what's going on...just in time to see a construction worker get spanked by a minotaur. Now that's not something you see every day! "Todd, everyone's looking! Cmon!" "Nope!" //SMACK!// "DAMMIT!" "You want me to do something else?" "Yes! Please!" "Alrighty then..." the bull licks his lips. "How about this?!" Todd proceeds to shove his tongue into Jimmy's ass, making sure to rub along his prostate with each thrust. "Guh, this is...better? (oh fuck)" Jimmy breathes. As embarrassed as he was, it didn't take very long as all before he was grinding his ass against the bull demon's tongue. "Heh, you held out longer than most humans do. The last guy I did this to was moaning like a whore in no time flat!" Todd chuckles. "Uh...uh huh..." "Listen, how about you be a good boy and give up on trying to get back to Earth, you can stay here with me!" The demon punctuates this by plunging his tongue as deep as he can into Jimmy's ass. The poor guy can only let out a moan in response. "I'll take that as a yes. Here, I know how we can make it official." Todd rips the last of jimmy's pants off and begins jerking his cock. "Cmon boy, shoot your load in front of all these people!" he bellows, smirking when the crowd cheers in response. "It'll make a good first step in leaving your old life behind!" Jimmy was completely overwhelmed with pleasure and barely registered that anyone was even speaking to him. Despite that, before long he lets out a loud yell and shoots more cum than he ever thought possible, even before his brain got short circuited from him being tongue fucked by a demon. And with his brain short circuited, he never really thought about going back to his body. Or...much at all for that matter. And the demonlord never got his coffee either! [[...->Game Over]]

Jimmy takes the free sample from the hooded figure, who proceeds to snap his fingers to produce a small flame on his hand. "Lemme get that for ya..." the demon hisses. The tip of the cigar lets off a thin trail of white smoke that smells like lemons and rain. Jimmy wastes no time and takes a long drag from the cigar, exhaling a cloud of pink smoke after a moment. ...pink? "That's a neat trick," Jimmy muses. "What do you use to make the smoke pink?" "Your soul." "...huh?" "Yeah, that pink cloud? It's your soul going up in smoke. Kinda nifty huh?" "B-but I need my soul!" "For what?" "I..uhh...I mean..." "Exactly. Now enjoy the experience, you don't turn into a demon every day." He had a point there. Jimmy relaxed his body and finished the rest of his cigar, playfully waving goodbye to every pink puff that escaped his mouth. With no soul to go back to his body he could never leave hell, but he was okay with that. "You know..." the cigar salesman smirked. "There's something you can do to get more of these..." "I'll do anything!" blurted out Jimmy, fiddling with a new pair of tiny horns that appeared on his head. [[...->CigarEnd2]]

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Well, that didn't go so well, huh? (set: $BreweryDone to 0) (set: $CigarShopDone to 0) (set: $CoffeeShopDone to 0) If you want though, you could try again, see if you can put Jimmy back in his body! (set: $CoffeeBad to 0) [[Try Again->WorldMap]]

[[TWO WEEKS LATER...->CigarEnd3]]

"I still can't believe you convinced him to suck archdemon cock for cigars," A blue devil muses to the salesman. "Business is probably doing great, I know I've been coming here more often!" he adds with a chuckle. "Well you know me, I always come up with good ideas to get more cash. Hows he doing by the way?" "Well he's taken my dick all the way to the base. It's pretty hard to resist the urge to grab his head and fuck his mouth as hard as I can!" "Well, whats stoppin ya? He's not gonna break, are ya Jimmy?" "Mgood..." Jimmy replied as well as he could with a cock down his throat before going back to slurping on the only thing he cared about right now. The blue devil lets a sly grin curl onto his face before grabbing Jimmy's head and thrusting with as much force as he could over and over again. It takes everything Jimmy's got just to keep from hitting his head against the wall. Eventually the demon shoves his cock as far as he can down Jimmy's throat and lets out a loud grunt. Jimmy swallows everything the demon shoots, not like he has much of a choice. "I think I'll take a few vintage ones today. Gotta give myself a reason to come back, whew!" the demon says steadying himself. "Coming right up!" the salesman replies. [[...->Game Over]]

Jimmy dismisses the hooded cigar salesman. "No thanks, I'm running errands for the devil today. I gotta stay focused." "Oh, well in that case this is his favorite anyway. Don't worry, it's on the house," the demon says flipping the cigar in Jimmy's direction. (set: $CigarShopDone to 1) Well, that one was easy. Didn't even have to go inside! [[On to the next one!->WorldMap]]

Jimmy pulls on the door gently, but possibly due to its age the flimsy thing splinters a bit when it comes away from the wall. Expecting the worst, he's pleasantly surprised to see a well lit chamber, with nothing but a mustachioed purple demon and a large vat hes stirring with a pole. Once the door is open he lifts his head and greets Jimmy with a warm smile, something he isn't used to down here. "Hey there, the name's Murphy. Lee told me everything about your situation. I'll have the demonlord's order done in a little bit, I just need to add the last ingredient." He points to a bush. "grab me a screamfruit will ya?" Jimmy walks over and sees that the bush is covered in berries of various colors, all with what look vaguely like screaming faces... Which one should he grab? [[Red->BreweryEnd]] [[Blue->Brewery3]] [[Pink->BreweryEnd]] [[Green->BreweryEnd]]

Jimmy plucks the berry and hands it to the demon. A moment after Murphy drops the berry in the vat lets out a horrible screech that seems to rattle the windows. And Jimmy's ear drums. (set: $BreweryDone to 1) "Ahh, music to my ears!" Murphy says with a sigh. "Okay, lemme bottle this up for you and send you on your way!" [[On to the next one!->WorldMap]]

Jimmy walks up to a snake demon he thinks will probably have a simple order. "Yeah I'd like a chocolate slurry flippy flap with a mega entree of chibby flies." "I...uh...is that on the menu?" The snake rolls his eyes. "No, duh. It's on the secret menu, everyone orders from that. It's code speak!" Jimmy stares at the menu. Nothing they sell seems to match it at all. Todd looks at the human eagerly. "So, what does he want?" Uh... [[Some Kind of Chocolate Drink and some Chips->Order1Y]] [[Some Chocolate Candy and a Cup of Water->Order1N]]

Todd punches in the order and hands Jimmy the snake's food, which eagerly snatches it away and leaves the building. "Do another!" the minotaur shouts before he gets harassed by a group of crow demons. Jimmy goes to take the order of a lion with five heads but is stopped by one of the crows. "I want my order!" he squawks. "Wh..what is it?" "I come here every day, you should know!" ??? Hoo boy, what should Jimmy tell the minotaur? [[Get a Shiny Cup->Order2Y]] [[Get a Black Coffee->Order2N]]

Todd punches in the order and hands it to you. When the snake recieves it he throws it at the minotaur in anger. "THIS IS NOTHING LIKE WHAT I WANTED! FUCK!" he yells storming out of the building. "If you fuck up like that again Jimmy, I'm gonna have your ass," Todd growls. "Do another!" the minotaur shouts before he gets harassed by a group of crow demons. Jimmy goes to take the order of a lion with five heads but is stopped by one of the crows. "I want my order!" he squawks. "Wh..what is it?" "I come here every day, you should know!" (set: $CoffeeBad to 1) ??? Hoo boy, what should Jimmy tell the minotaur? [[Get a Shiny Cup->Order2Y]] [[Get a Black Coffee->Order2N]]

Todd gives Jimmy a complete look of confusion, but tosses him a shiny cup anyway which is immediately grabbed by the crow who flies off. "One more!" shouts Todd before an incubus tries telling him his order and sucking his cock at the same time. Jimmy looks around and finds a small turtle demon who he assumes has a simple order. "I'd like coffee please." "What kind?" "C-coffee?" "Can you be more specific?" "I...uhh...C-cobbee?" Hoo... What does Jimmy tell Todd? [[Make All the Coffees->Order3N]] [[Whichever One Todd likes to Make the Most->Order3Y]]

(if: $CoffeeBad is 1)[Todd punches in the order, but when he goes to hand Jimmy the cup the crow slaps it out of his hand. "That's nothing like what I want! I'm out of here!" he yells flying out of a window. Todd snorts loudly and gives Jimmy a look that makes his blood run cold. [[Uh Oh...->CoffeeEnd]]](else:)[Todd punches in the order, but when he goes to hand Jimmy the cup the crow slaps it out of his hand. (set: $CoffeeBad to 1) "That's nothing like what I want! I'm out of here!" he yells flying out of a window. Todd sighs. "Another screwup like that and you're out of here!" He motions to Jimmy to help another customer before an incubus tries telling him his order and sucking his cock at the same time. He pretty much has his hands full at that point. And the incubus has his mouth full. Jimmy looks around and finds a small turtle demon who he assumes has a simple order. "I'd like coffee please." "What kind?" "C-coffee?" "Can you be more specific?" "I...uhh...C-cobbee?" Hoo... What does Jimmy tell Todd? [[Make All the Coffees->Order3N]] [[Whichever One Todd likes to Make the Most->Order3Y]]]

(if: $CoffeeBad is 1)[Todd stares at the order for a minute and then rips it up in anger. "There's no fucking way, dude. You fucked that up big time." [[Uh oh...->CoffeeEnd]]](else:)[Todd stares at the order for a minute and then rips it up in anger. "There's no fucking way, dude. You fucked that up big time. I'm just gonna make a regular old coffee for this guy." In a short time he hands Jimmy a small cup, which he in turn hands to the turtle demon. The demon takes a sip... "Hmm... Actually I don't think I like coffee..." he says putting his cup in the trash and leaving the building. oh With that, the customers were all satisfied, so Jimmy could finally get the demonlord's order. He didn't wanna look at coffee for a looong time... (set: $CoffeeShopDone to 1) [[On to the Next One!->WorldMap]]]

Todd takes Jimmy's order with a bit of confusion, and goes into the back room for a few minutes, confusing the customers. When he comes back his cheeks are blushy and he has a tall steaming cup he adds a few spices and syrups to. After mixing it all together he slams it on the counter and lets out a relaxed sigh. Jimmy narrows his eyes. "D-did you-" "Yes. Yes I did. You asked me to do my favorite drink to make so...I did." "And people like that?" "Hey, don't knock it til you try it." Jimmy hands the turtle his drink, and the small demon takes a small sip. "Mmm, this is good! Does it have any milk?" The human stifles a laugh. "No, it uses non-dairy creamer." With that, the customers were all satisfied, so Jimmy could finally get the demonlord's order. He didn't wanna look at coffee for a looong time... (set: $CoffeeShopDone to 1) [[On to the Next One!->WorldMap]]

Jimmy makes his way to a long bridge over a chasm filled with magma. There is no one around except for a single suited demon flipping a coin and swishing his tail. Jimmy opts to leave him alone, but the demon speaks up when the human passes his spot. "Pay the toll or lose your soul," the demon barks in a raspy voice. "What's the toll?" "I only accept fruit." The pomegranate seeds! Jimmy pulls the little pouch out of his pocket and opens it up. The seeds have dried after all this time. Oops. "I uhh...don't seem to have any fruit," Jimmy replies sheepishly. The demon lets out a low chuckle. "Oh, don't worry, I'll accept another kind of fruit." He follows this up by slicing open the front of Jimmy's pants and cupping his balls. "These look ready to harvest..." Before the human can react, the suited devil has started sucking his cock with a force that makes his knees buckle. He can only moan in response as the demon's tongue runs over his cockhead. "Ohh...oh fuck!" he yells. At this point he's started thrusting into the demon's mouth, which causes the fiend to let out another low chuckle. Eventually he feels a building tension in his balls and lower abdomen so he instinctively grabs the demons head and thrusts his cock as far down his throat as he can. The demon just loves this and sticks a finger up Jimmy's ass and moves it in a "come hither" motion. Before long Jimmy is shooting long ropes of cum into the demon's mouth, which are all eagerly drank. "Ahh, I'm glad I got to taste you before you turned," the demon says licking his lips. Jimmy cocks his head. "Turned?" "Yeah, every human who goes into the depths becomes totally corrupted. You'd be a demon in minutes!" "But...but I was running the demonlord's errands!" he protests. The demon lets out a cackle. "Oh! He's doing that bit again. Yeah, he does this so he doesn't have to pay anyone or run his errands himself." "So I'm not in a coma?" "Nope, you're dead dude." "**AWW GOD DAMMIT!**" [[...->GameOver2]]

Well, that didn't go so well, huh? (set: $BreweryDone to 0) (set: $CigarShopDone to 0) (set: $CoffeeShopDone to 0) If you want though, you could try some other options, see if you can get different things to happen! Jimmy is very dead though. No fixing that. (set: $CoffeeBad to 0) [[Try Again->Start]]