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''THE SUMMONING RITUAL''
(Copied from Fellatine's Diary)
1. Draw a circle using the seed of 13 men. This will be embarrassing, get over it.
2. Place five lit candles equidistant from each other around the circle's outer edge. Make sure they remain lit during the rest of the ceremony. No one is more angry than a demon whos summoning is interrupted by a fucking candle going out.
3. Drink some water. Hydrate your damn self. You're absolutely gonna need it.
4. Chant the following words to bring them into this world. According to the writings the demons will be willing to bargain for anything, but can ask for anything in return. When the words are chanted in reverse order the summoning will end, with no sign they were ever here except for whatever they gave or took.
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The rest of the page is torn off...
[[...->Start to Explore]]You pick up the clothing and determine that its a novelty t-shirt from "The Bro's Bulge", a local sleazy gay bar catering to college kids that sells cheap and terrible drinks. Still, the place is better than Lubey Tuesdays. The shirt features their mascot, Big Bro; a toned white guy in a backwards baseball cap. Original.
Next to the gaudy shirt is a piece of paper torn from a notebook. Damn does this guy have some //very// bad handwriting. The page has "The Summoning Ritual" written at the top. Thousands of possibilities fly through your mind, none of them pleasant.
Did they sacrifice the person who used to be in this shirt?
Did the thing they summoned do this?
Is this all a strip tabletop game session gone horribly wrong?
Maybe the paper will have some answers.
[[//Examine the Page//->File: The Summoning Ritual]]You are in the foyer (1F).
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Foyer 1F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Foyer 1F Map]]
[[//Go up the Stairs//->Foyer 2F]]
[[//Go to the Dining Room//->Dining Room 1F]]
[[//Go to the Lounge//->Lounge 1F]]
[[//Just Leave the Fucking Place//->Ending 1]]On second thought, you do //not// wanna deal with all of the demonic bullshit going on in this house. You're absolutely not equipped to handle this kind of problem, so you won't.
You go home and get some sleep, hoping that this problem will resolve itself somehow.
Unfortunately that wouldn't happen, over the next few weeks there would be investigations all over the campus and mansion, apparently over a dozen people went missing that night.
Sadly, nothing would come of it, all of those men were gone forever. Occasionally you would feel guilty about chickening out, but after enough time had passed you would forget that the mansion incident even happened.
What became of the frat boys?
(if: $Ending1 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
Who cares?
(set: $Ending1 to 1)
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #1: Probably the Smart Choice//''
And that's how the story ends.
This isn't the kind of conclusion you wanted though, right?
If you want a different outcome, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]].The frat house's foyer is completely trashed. Though this place was converted from an old fancy mansion, you'd think it always belonged to a bunch of dudebro slackers.
Admittedly this level of trashing seems a bit extreme, even for their kind of hijinks. Parts of the floor have deep scratches on them, and almost everything in the room has a stain of some kind. You can see a few cheap looking beer cans littering the ground near the center of the foyer. A pair of jeans hang over the banister for the stairs, with a pair of maroon boxers still in them and of course the torn shirt is still on the ground near the front door, just where you left it.
Damn this place is a fucking dump...
What will you do?
[[//Examine the Stains//->Examine Foyer 1F Stains]]
[[//Examine the Beer Cans//->Examine Foyer 1F Beer Cans]]
[[//Examine the Jeans//->Examine Foyer 1F Blue Jeans]]
[[//Examine the Scratches//->Examine Foyer 1F Scratches]]
[[//Go Back//->Foyer 1F]]You breathe a heavy sigh.
No doubt about it, those were loud terrified screams you heard coming straight from Fellatine Manor, a creepy old mansion built in the 1800s. The place went up for sale after J. B. Fellatine himself vanished without a trace. No one would live in it for long, claiming it was haunted, infested with demons, or according to some, things that were even worse.
It's pretty common knowledge Fellatine himself was a piece of work, and you don't consider yourself a believer in the supernatural, but considering the guy who had this place built you wouldn't be surprised if there was some truth to those tales.
[[//...//->beginning1.5]]It hits you immediately.
Something is wrong. Something is //very// wrong.
The feeling in the air is...strange. Almost dreamlike. A wave of wooziness overtakes you, forcing you to lean against the wall for support.
As you pull yourself together it occurs to you that despite hearing several screams loud enough to be heard outside, everything is silent.
Maybe the screams came from the basement or the attic?
Though it comes as no surprise considering the kind of people who live here, there is some clothing on the ground not too far from the door. And on the stairs. And a lot of other places.
[[//Take a Look//->Examine Foyer Shirt]][[//Go Back//->Foyer 1F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/7oprzk3r7/Floorplan-_FOYER-1_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Foyer 1F]]You are in the art gallery.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Art Gallery 1F Map]]
[[//Go to the Lounge//->Lounge 1F]]
[[//Go to the Game Room//->Game Room 1F]]You are in the foyer (2F).
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Foyer 2F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Foyer 2F Map]]
[[//Go to the Bedroom Hall//->Bedroom Hall 2F]]
[[//Go to the Master Bedroom Hall//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]
[[//Go up the Stairs//->Foyer 3F]]
[[//Go down the Stairs//->Foyer 1F]]You are in the game room.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Game Room 1F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Game Room 1F Map]]
[[//Go to the Art Gallery//->Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go to the Main Hall//->Main Hall 1F]]
(if: $ImpBattle is 1)[[[//Go to the Back Room//->Back Room 1F]]](else:)[[[//Go to the Back Room//->ImpFight1]]][[//Go Back//->Lounge 1F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/ay8sjrh8j/Floorplan-_LOUNGE-1_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Lounge 1F]]You are in the lounge.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Lounge 1F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Lounge 1F Map]]
[[//Go to the Foyer//->Foyer 1F]]
[[//Go to the Art Gallery//->Art Gallery 1F]]You are in the dining room.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Dining Room 1F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Dining Room 1F Map]]
[[//Go to the Foyer//->Foyer 1F]]
[[//Go to the Main Hall//->Main Hall 1F]]You are in the main hall.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Main Hall 1F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Main Hall 1F Map]]
[[//Go to the Dining Room//->Dining Room 1F]]
[[//Go to the Bathroom//->Bathroom 1F]]
(if: $PlantBattle is 1)[[[//Go to the Kitchen//->Kitchen 1F]]](else:)[[[//Go to the Kitchen//->Plant Fight 1]]]
[[//Go to the Library//->Library 1F]]
[[//Go to the Game Room//->Game Room 1F]]You are in the Foyer (3F)
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Foyer 3F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Foyer 3F Map]]
[[//Go to the Attic Hallway//->Attic Hallway 3F]]
[[//Go down the Stairs//->Foyer 2F]][[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b9q8wixoj/Floorplan-_ART-_GALLERY-1_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]You open the closet door...
Professor Reynolds is still getting fucked. Ayup.
(if: $UnderwearTalk is 1)[He's still shamelessly wearing Doogie's underwear on his face! You have to find a way to get the thong back!
What are you gonna do?
[[//Try Pulling Them off His Face and Running//->Closet 2]]
[[//Try to Bargain With Him//->Closet 2]]
[[//Stand There, Watch them Fuck, and Jack Off//->Closet 2]]
](else:)[There really isn't much to see here, and you'd prefer to not speak to Reynolds, so you ignore him and start chatting up his parter.
"Hey there buddy, havin' a good time?" you remark to the top.
"Oh fuck yeah I am, just getting my R&R!" the frat boy jokes. "A few of the other guys already fucked him, but what can I say, I don't mind sloppy seconds. Or fourths."
"Alright, I'm gonna get going, got stuff to do!" you chuckle as you close the door letting the two enjoy their fun.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]][[//Go Back//->Dining Room 1F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/dqxeq1s77/Floorplan-_DINING-_ROOM-1_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Dining Room 1F]]You slowly move towards a particularly large stain on the ground, hoping that none of these are something like blood or maybe some kind of dangerous chemical...
A unique and easily identifiable smell hits your nose.
This is cum. Someone just let loose on the goddamn floor.
God damn fucking frat boys.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Foyer 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Examine Foyer 1F]]You decide to examine one of the less crushed beer cans.
Its a "Fleep Blannigan" brand brew, with the brand's characteristic shiny blue with yellow swirls logo. The cheapest of cheap beers. A while back there was a lawsuit with people saying this beer was actually making the guys who drank it dumber. That was one hell of a court case! In the end nothing came of the charges, it was impossible to prove that the guys weren't that dopey to begin with. Despite that, FB eventually advertised that they had a completely new recipe.
You've never tried one of these things yourself, but considering the most common reaction to the taste is an extremely disgusted and confused "What the fuck is this?!", and that whole court case, you consider that a blessing.
If they were drinking this swill the boys were trying to get drunk on a budget. A //very// tight budget.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Foyer 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Examine Foyer 1F]]The art gallery is filled with about a dozen works, just about all of them are beautiful and masterfully done.
Though each work of art is nice, (except for maybe that one that's just a drawing of a bail of hay, no idea what's going on with //that// to be honest.) four pieces stand out to you especially, a landscape painting, a statue, a portrait, and a mural.
You can hear thumping noises coming from a small closet near the far end of the room.
Which would you like to take a closer look at?
[[//The Landscape//->Examine Art Gallery 1F Landscape]]
[[//The Statue//->Examine Art Gallery 1F Statue]]
(if: $CarolyneTalk is 0)[[[//The Portrait//->Lady Caroline 1]]](if:$CarolyneTalk is 1)[[[//Carolyne's Portrait//->Lady Carolyne Sleep]]]
[[//The Mural//->Examine Art Gallery 1F Mural]]
(if: $MeUnderwears is 2)[[[//The Closet//->Closet Done]]](if: $MeUnderwears is 1)[[[//The Closet//->Closet Done]]](if: $MeUnderwears is 0)[(if: $ReynoldsTalk is 1)[[[//The Closet//->Closet 1F]]](else:)[[[//The Closet//->Closet 1st]]]]
[[//None of Them//->Art Gallery 1F]]The dining room is surprsingly lavish with a large elaborate chandelier lighting up the entire area in a gentle glow. You briefly wonder how a fragile giant piece of glass remained untouched by frat boys for so long before a slight rustling noise comes to your attention.
The sounds seem to be originating around the man sitting at the table. There's no food or silverware in front of the guy, oddly enough, he just seems to be smoking a cigar, with a small wooden tray of smokes front of him, and a spent pile on the floor behind him. You hope he doesn't plan on using them all tonight, that's an awful lot of smoking for one person! On the opposite end of the dining room table is a large Swillvania brand portable TV, one of the most expensive brands out there. The guy isn't paying any attention to it though, despite the strange grumbles and screeches coming out of the box.
Something appears to be written in red paint on one of the walls, but you can't make it out from over here.
What will you do?
[[//Talk to the Man//->Dining Room 1F Cigar Lover Opening]]
[[//Examine the Writing on the Wall//->Examine Dining Room 1F Writing]]
[[//Look at one of the Spent Cigar Butts//->Dining Room Cigar Butt]]
(if: $TVWatch is 2)[](else:)[
[[//Check Out What's on TV//->Dining Room TV]]
]
[[//Go Back//->Dining Room 1F]]The smell of roasted marshmallows is in the air. Considering a bunch of immature dudes live here that's probably what the fireplace is mostly used for. Above that is a portrait of who you assume is J. B. Fellatine himself, looking extremely smug in his brown jacket and top hat. There are a few armchairs of different colors arranged around a shiny oak coffee table, on which is a crisp piece of paper.
You briefly wonder how this place looks so untouched, especially the portrait, that thing is just begging for a mustache to be drawn on it.
What will you do?
[[//Examine the Portrait//->Examine Lounge 1F Portrait]]
[[//Examine the Fireplace//->Examine Lounge 1F Fireplace]]
[[//Examine the Paper//->Examine Lounge 1F Paper]]
[[//Go Back//->Lounge 1F]](if: $WordsFLE is 0) [You take a closer look at the portrait.
J. B Fellatine is a //very// handsome man, with a well kept ginger beard, broad nose, and subtle smile, you can't help but think about how cute he probably was. His clothes were also ridiculously spiffy as well, from his brown jacket, his purple evening shirt, right down to his-
...
Wait...
That can't be right...
This guy's dick is out! Fellatine's dick is erect and in his hand in this picture, peeking out of the fly of his pants.
Though it should be impossible, no matter how much you rub your eyes and blink it doesn't go away. In fact... it looks a little more realistic than the rest of the painting somehow. Is this trickery caused by whats going on in the mansion?
Probably.
[[//"Investigate" Closer//->Lounge 1F Portrait 2]]
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Lounge 1F]]
[[//Ignore it and Go Back//->Lounge 1F]] ]
(else: )[You're still embarrassed about almost sucking this painting's dick, even if it was ghosts or demons, or ghost demons, or whatever the hell made that happen. You're still trying to process that had actually taken place.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Lounge 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Lounge 1F]] ]---
TO NOAH
I'm leaving a few hours before the ritual starts. I know I've said it already, but this sounds like a REALLY bad idea. I mean, I get what Jake's saying, there are things I don't like about my body too, but he's planning on messing with things he doesn't understand!
Fucking demons!
I'm not gonna ask you to leave with me, I know other guys are always teasing you and making you feel bad about your gut. I want you to know though that I like your body for what it is, and don't think you need to change anything about yourself for other people, especially ones that don't like you! I'll be staying at Frieda's place for the night. If you can do something to change Jake's mind, please do. I don't want anyone to get hurt. Especially you.
I love you.
-Marcus
---
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Lounge 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Lounge 1F]]You decide to take a closer look at the fireplace.
Upon examining the it you see a lot of different papers and books being burned inside. Someone probably wanted to get rid of some information really badly.
Or they had nothing else they felt like using to keep the fire going.
(if: $MagicBook is 1)[(if: $Darkness >3)[It occurs to you that you could destroy the Tome of Vile Eroticness in the fire. The world would probably be better off without it corrupting things, and you'd be //much// better off without it corrupting you! Nothing good can happen from something called //The Tome of Vile Eroticness//!!!
Will you rid the world of the tome?
[[//Burn the Book//->BurnBook]]](else:)[Unfortunately there isn't anything you can do right now but enjoy the flames dancing...]](else:)[Unfortunately there isn't anything you can do right now but enjoy the flames dancing...]
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Lounge 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Lounge 1F]]You take a closer look at the landscape.
Rivers of glowing purple liquid flow through a dark cavern, appearing to only be lit by the fluorescent fluid. Blue imps, around half the size of an average person you guess, are peppered throughout the bottom of the painting. The small devils are all flying, eating some meat, or in a few cases, fucking. Most of their attention is on each other, but a pair of them are spitroasting a chubby priest.
Not the eating kind of spitroast, the sexy kind.
Above the blue imps, reclining on cliffs are slender purple skinned demons. A few of them seem to be conversing, but one with a wicked grin is standing behind a fallen muscular holy warrior. The fiend's hands are on the knight's head while the man is furiously masturbating. With his skin flushed, his tongue lolling out of his mouth, and his sword and shield uselessly laying next to him, it appears the poor paladin may have challenged this mind controlling demon and he lost.
Above them all, sitting on the backs of gleeful nude men, is a stout demon with magenta skin and fur. About twice the height of a normal man, with large curved horns, a round gut, and bulging muscles, this is one //very// imposing demon.
The stout bastard must be the one in charge of the whole thing.
Hmm...wonder what this thing is called.
Hierarchy of Concupiscenza by: Basilio Malvagi -1852
All Around, a 9/10 Painting
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]You take a closer look at the mural.
Its just a bunch of poorly drawn dicks layered on top of each other.
(if: $StatueSwitch is 1 or 2)[The switch is still pressed. You briefly wonder who would design a mechanism like this, but then you remember the guy who had this place built.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]](else: )[Upon closer inspection, beneath all the (numerous) dick drawings is a switch. Would you like to press it?
[[//Hell Yeah, Switches were Made to be Pressed!//->Mural Switch 1]]
[[//Hell...I Wanna Examine Something Else...//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Hell No, It Could Spring a Trap!//->Art Gallery 1F]]]You take a closer look at the statue.
Its a sculpture of a rugby player running with a ball. His shirt and shorts are both torn. Either this was based on a guy you'd really like to meet, or the sculptor really has a thing for big butts, because this statue's keister is pretty damn impressive.
(if: $StatueSwitch is 1)[A pair of hypnotic looking glasses are on the ground in front of the statue's face, they probably fell when you hit the switch. Just looking into the swirling pink lenses makes you feel woozy.
Would you like to take them with you?
[[//Why Not?//->Statue Glasses]]
[[//Naw. I Don't Want Em//->Art Gallery 1F]]](if: $StatueSwitch is 2)[This is where you found the hypno specs earlier. You're still not sure why they were on the statue to begin with.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]](if: $StatueSwitch is 0)[For some reason the statue has some swirly glasses on its face that make you feel dizzy.
...Prooooobably shouldn't look into them anymore.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]]
The second floor of the foyer looks a lot less...destroyed... than the first. Sure, there's a broken window or two, but there aren't hellish scratch marks embedded into the marble floor. What //is// on this floor though is a note next to a wooden stand with a bunch of planters filled with dirt.
Unlike the first floor there are no doors to rooms, only long hallways to the various bedrooms in the mansion. A lot of the shenanigans are probably taking place in those, so better be prepared.
The stairway goes up even further to the third floor...which gives you a very ominous feeling, even moreso than the rest of this spooky place.
What will you do?
[[//Read the Note//->Foyer 2F Note]]
[[//Go Back//->Foyer 2F]][[//Go Back//->Foyer 2F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4s3o20vsz/Floorplan-_FOYER-2_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Foyer 2F]]The foyer's third floor makes you glad you don't have a fear of heights.
A thin but very fancy rail is the only thing keeping you from slipping and falling to your death. One extremely thin rail...
...
Okay. Maybe you do have a fear of heights.
Completely rational fears aside, unlike the other two levels of the foyer, this floor only connects to one area, a hallway leading to the mansion's attic. There isn't too much in this small area aside from a bunch of glass windows. Amazingly none of them look even a little cracked.
[[//Go Back//->Foyer 3F]][[//Go Back//->Foyer 3F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/51aw2t4ar/Floorplan-_FOYER-3_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Foyer 3F]](if: $CigarTalk is 1) [As you approach the cigar lover again his face lights up and he gives you an energetic wave. You decide to wave back but not get too close, remembering how hazy the smoke made your head feel.
From the sound of it the boys are still doing their best to make him a happy man. You're glad they're having a good time at least. Even if those cigars make you nervous as hell.
[[//It would probably be wise to move on.//->Dining Room 1F]]]
(else:) [The smoker is a chubby fella with lightly tanned skin. He looks to be in his late forties and his head is topped with a crop of short dark hair. Strangely, considering where he is, the guy appears to be wearing most of an expensive Italian suit, but seems to have abandoned the coat at some point.
Now that you're close enough you can smell the smoke coming off of his cigar. It hits you hard enough to make you dizzy, an intoxicating and almost nauseating combination of cherry ...and musk. The lightheadedness makes you let out a small grunt, grabbing the attention of the guy. He greets you with an impossibly warm, yet somehow equally impossibly goofy smile.
"Hey there big guy! Didja come for some of these too?" the man blurts out wiggling a cigar.
His voice is loud, brash, and almost oblivious sounding. Sort of like he's drunk. Hell, nothing says he isn't. Either way his blurted question catches you off guard.
"N-no, I'm here to help," you stammer.
"Help? You mean help Joe and Bradley?"
He motions to below the table...
[[//Check Below the Table//->Dining Room 1F Cigar Lover 2]]
[[//Correct Him//->Dining Room 1F Cigar Lover 3]] ]
JOE AND BRADLY GIVE REAL GOOD HEAD!
...huh.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Dining Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Dining Room 1F]]You take a peek under the table...
Woah!
Two frat boys are down here sucking his dick and balls! No wonder he's acting so goddamn goofy! That'd put a grin on a lot of guys' faces!
"Hey, sorry to interrupt, but do you guys know what happened here?"
*slurp*
*suck*
"Uhh...can you guys hear me?
*slorp*
"I uhh... guess not."
The duo are completely enraptured with pleasuring the organs in front of them, so it looks like attempting to get any info out of these guys, or even a simple "hello" is out of the question.
Oh well.
[[//Adjusting your pants to accommodate your new erection you give up and go back to speaking with the cigar lover.//->Dining Room 1F Cigar Lover 3]]"N-no. I'm here because there was...screaming? I think?"
It occurs to you that you can't remember why you came into this room, and a twinge of dread creeps into the back of your mind.
The cigar loving man briefly scratches his mustache.
"Screaming? I didn't hear anything like that, and I've been here for hours smoking these bad boys!" he giggles waving the cigar in his fingers. "Oh, and enjoying the company of Joe and Bradly of course!" the man adds motioning to below the table. "I tell ya, I didn't believe my son Noah when he said to come to this party, but this is the best fuckin' time I've had in years!"
You speak up with concern. "Do you know where Noah is? He could be in trouble!"
The smoker lets out a guffaw, "Fuck I dunno, that kid is always off somewhere, you know? Don't bother me none, means he won't interrupt my special time here with the boys!" He punctuates his statement with a drag on his cigar.
"I mean who cares about him anywaaaaah! Ahhh!!" His statement is cut short by him sucking in air, completely finishing the cigar in his mouth. By this looks of it he finished something else too.
"Ahh...that felt fuckin' great...Whatdaya say boys, up for another round? With these puppies I could last all night!" he chuckles dropping the spent butt in the pile next to him and picking up a new cigar.
As he lights his next in what seems to be a long line of smokes the smell hits you even harder, leaving your head a swimming mess.
"You sure [[you don't->Dining Room Cigar Lover End]] want one?" he says holding one towards you.
[[//Accept his Offer//->Ending 2]]
[[//Politely Decline//->Dining Room 1F Cigar Lover 4]]You start backing up away from the table. The smoke has been doing something to your head, just like it did something to this guy. He didn't give his name or ask for yours.
//He isn't even concerned about his son!//
Something about this is very very wrong.
"No thanks, I don't wanna take any away from you!" you chuckle nervously.
"Aww, okay big guy. These are pretty swell though... Hey, if you see Bob and Mitch tell em I got somethin' for em!" the dopey dude asks.
Who the hell are Bob and Mitch?
You move towards the end of the room, your head still feeling fuzzy.
Why did you even come in here?
(set: $CigarTalk to 1)
[[//Huh? What?//->Dining Room 1F]]The man's smile fades a bit.
You feel a little bad about turning him down.
He just wants to have some fun...
"Really? One can't hurt can it?"
[[//Accept his Offer//->Ending 2]]
[[//PAlitety DOclene//->Dining Room 1F Cigar Lover 5]]The friendly guy breathes a sigh. He's not happy. Aww.
Your heart aches seeing him like this.
He's doing you a favor, isn't he? He's so nice!
Why would you turn him down?
"Aww c'mon. Its more fun to smoke together..."
[[//Accept his Offer//->Ending 2]]
[[//PAlepety Oflen//->Dining Room 1F Cigar Lover 6]]Stop fighting him.
"Mmmm... I don't know why you're turning these down, they're mighty fine!
Only one puff, for me big guy? One puff won't
Kill you, will it?" Why would anyone turn down such a generous man. Not
Even a single puff?
[[//Accept his Offer//->Ending 2]]
[[//Acepet i Ofler//->Dining Room 1F Cigar Lover 7]]
<img src=https://s19.postimg.cc/qlxyfqzgj/smoke.png>
[[//Accept his Offer//->Ending 2]]
[[//Accept his Offer//->Ending 2]]You give in and take a puff from one of his cigars.
And that's the last thing you can clearly remember.
The rest of the night is just a hazy blur of you talking with your new pal and getting some head from Joe under the table. The frat boys race to see who can make their smoker cum first. Again. And Again. Orgasms and these wonderful cigars are all you care about, and all the two of you talk about. It's like your old identity went up in smoke.
You didn't fix the problem in the mansion... but you're //very// happy.
(if: $Ending2 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
(set: $Ending2 to 1)
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #2: Lip Service//''
And that's how the story ends.
This isn't the kind of conclusion you wanted though, right?
If you want a different outcome, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]].Is it real?
You //need// to know.
You're compelled to open your mouth to "investigate" a little more thoroughly and you start walking towards the portrait. In the back of your mind you ask yourself why you're doing this, trying with all your might to keep from getting closer. Unfortunately whatever magic that's at work is stronger than your will.
Your body is moving against your will!
To blow a portrait!
What the hell!
A mixture of confusion, horror, and curiosity overcomes you as your face gets closer and closer to the portrait...
[[//You open your mouth wide...//->Lounge 1F Portrait 3]]BadTime - How many bad endings the player has got this session.
Ending1 - Whether or not you left the house before solving anything.
Ending2 - Whether or not you puffed on the cigar.
Ending3 - Whether or not you lost the game of pool.
Ending4 - Whether or not you read the book of forbidden lust.
Ending5 - Whether or not you spent the night drinking.
Ending6 - Whether or not you lost the fight to the Imp.
Ending7 - Whether or not you lost the fight to the plant.
Ending8 - Whether or not you sat in the sling.
Ending9 - Whether or not you lost the fight to the dream demon.
FINAL BOSS ENDINGS
Ending10 - Whether or not you succumbed to the incubus at the start.
Ending11 - Whether or not you summoned more incubi to take over earth.
Ending12 - Whether or not the dark book activated.
Ending13 - Whether or not you banished the incubus to hell successfully.
Ending14 - Whether or not you sacrifice yourself.
Ending15 - Whether or not you accidentally blow up the mansion by having your light magic interfere with the incubus's dark magic.
Ending16 - Whether or not you got your mind scrambled.
Ending17 - Whether or not you sacrificed the occupants and became a wealthy demon lord.
Ending18 - Whether you accidentally made the world extremely gay and hedonistic or not.
MagicNote - if youve taken the pearl from chads note
CasualEncounters - how many people you've slept with.
Priest - whether or not you've talked to the priest.
ImpFight - How many turns have passed in the imp fight
ImpBattle - If you've fought the imp
PlantSee - if youve seen the plant
PlantFight - How many turns passed in the plant fight
PlantBattle - If youve fought the plant
DreamBattle - If you've fought in the dream
Vending - if you've used the vending machine.
StatueSwitch - Whether the key fell or is on the ground.
UnderwearTalk - Whether or not you've spoken to Daigo about his undies.
PoolTalk - If you've spoken to the pool players.
DaigoQues1 - if you've asked daigo about whats happening.
DiagoQues2 - if youve asked daigo why hes hiding
SelfLove - Whether or not you've seen the guy sucking himself in the bathroom.
Darkness - how many times you've used the tome.
ReynoldsTalk - Whether you've encountered Prof Reynolds before.
CigarTalk - Whether or not you've talked to the smoker.
SecretRoom - whether or not you found the secret room.
MBDoor - Whether you can open the master bedroom door or not.
JakeTalk - Whether you've spoken to Jake or not
MarcyTalk - Whether you've spoken to Marcy or not.
CarolyneTalk - Whether you've spoken to Carolyne and how much.
FormFake - Whether or not you faked writting the form.
Telepor - Whether or not you've visited the spirit world.
DEADHelp - Whether you've helped the employees
LorTalk - If you've started Lorraine's Quest
StatueBreak - If you've broken the main hall statue.
DaddyTalk - If you've spoken to the Leatherdaddy
CigarTaste- if you've tasted the cigar
GhostFuck - Whether or not you've fucked the ghost.
TP - Whether or not you've interacted with the toilet paper.
WordsProgress - How many scraps you've collected.
AtticLock - If you used the underwear to open the attic
DreamFail - Number of failures in the dream
Magic - How many pearls of magic you have.
HypnoSpecs - 1 is if you have the hypno specs on.
SexyCologne - 1 is if you have the cologne and 2 is if you've used it.
BasementKey - 1 is if you have the key and 2 is if you've used it.
AtticKey - 1 is if you have the key and 2 is if you've used it.
StrangeCrystal - 1 is if you have the crystal and 2 is if you've used it.
MeUnderwears - 1 is if you have them and 2 is if you've traded them.
MagicBook - 1 is if you're carrying the Tome of Dark Arts.
WeedKiller - 1 is if you have it and 2 is if you've used it.
WordsFLE - Whether or not you have the "Fle" scrap.
WordsEP - Whether or not you have the "Ep" scrap.
WordsTHOK - Whether or not you have the "Thok" scrap.
WordsBAP - Whether or not you have the "Bap" scrap.
WordsWOO - Whether or not you have the "Woo" scrap.
DEADKey - If you have the records room key or not.
Snack - if you have or used Lorraine's snack.
Axe - if you have Lorraine's axe
Briefcase - if you have the briefcase or used it[[Go Back->Menu]]
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ITEMS
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<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/vv19e9mv7/Copper-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/85btpkohv/smellon.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/okacfvvur/Briefcase.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/uvfjwax37/Franks_Axe.png" width="50" height="50">
WORDS
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MAGIC
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//THUMP//
Your face hits the painting and you fall back onto your dopey ass.
Oh.
Upon inspecting the painting again Fellatine doesn't actually have his cock out and the whole piece is in fact very tasteful. Especially how serious the look on his face is, everything about the whole portrait screams "dignified".
...Did you imagine the whole thing?
Probably, except for the part where you tried to suck a painting's dick and hit your head. That //definitely// happened. Ouch.
"I'm onto you...ya pervy house," you mutter under your breath.
You search every little part of the portrait trying to see if this is some (extremely weird) prank, and a small slip of notebook paper falls out of the frame. You grab the scrap and give it a close look.
"FLE"
The paper has the same awful handwriting as the summoning note, so you decide to take it with you.
(set: $WordsProgress to $WordsProgress + 1)
You've found (print: $WordsProgress) of 5 scraps of paper!
(set: $WordsFLE to 1)
Well that certainly happened.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Lounge 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Lounge 1F]]---
Hey Mac.
I'm sorry she giggled at your dick.
You shouldn't be carrying around those XL condoms man, they just set up some expectations you can't match.
I mean, still, its her loss. Anyone would be lucky to get that dick. Its a good dick bro.
A few of the guys know how you feel. Carlos gets made fun of for being hairless, Ridwan for having a small butt, and I can't tell you how many times people have told me how squeaky my voice is.
What I can tell you though is that one day you're gonna find someone who thinks your dick is the bomb.
Sorry to be talking to you this way, but your door is locked, and I thought it's be better to use paper than let everyone know about whats going on by yelling at your door.
When you're feeling better, let's go see a movie, okay? My treat.
- Chip
---
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Storage Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Storage Room 1F]]---
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---
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Storage Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Storage Room 1F]]---
TO PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP THE DEMONIC ACTIVITY
Long story short, I fucked up. I was wrong.
There's a big bad incubus lord here, the kind that locks you in a realm of orgasmic torment for thousands of years for looking at him funny. Needless to say, this is way above my level. And my pay grade.
How to stop them: Don't. It is not fucking worth it. Just leave while you can and pretend this never happened. Your life is worth too much to lose trying to fight an arch demon. I'm not explaining to your dad where you are or what a thousand years of orgasmic torment entails, so go home.
As soon as I'm done writing this I'm crawling out the cellar window.
To be honest? This is not the fuckin' highlight of my goddamn career, I'm scared shitless in a frat house basement.
Do yourself a favor and walk out that door.
with love,
Your Completely Fuckin' Terrified Neighborhood Demon Hunter Chad
PS: I mean it. GO. I'm leaving a pearl of magic attached to this note. It can protect you from demonic spells and let you cast a spell or two of your own. Use it to escape this place if you need to.
---
(if: $MagicNote is 0)[[[//Erm...//->Chad Note 3]]](else:)[[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Wine Cellar B1]]
[[//Go Back//->Wine Cellar B1]]](if: $SelfLove is 1) [You go to enter the bathroom, but stop once you hear a noice.
Faint slurping sounds can still be heard from the other side of the door.
It sounds like that guy is still going at it...
[[//Probably Let Him Be...//->Main Hall 1F]]]
(else:) [You open the bathroom door....
(set: $SelfLove to 1)
Huh.
Well that's not something you see every day.
Standing naked in the bathroom is a chubby blonde guy. He's extremely fuzzy with a trim beard, and the largest most bonkers big dick you've ever seen! It looks like a third arm! The guy has his mouth around the tip and is nursing the thing, not stopping even as he notices you entering the room and letting out a small sound of shock.
You almost admire his dedication, impressed as he runs his tongue around the outside of his mouth, stimulating his massive red cock head.
"Hey...uh...have you-"
"Lrpph nnn krrph dmmh drrrmph!"
It doesn't sound like he's willing to talk at all. Maybe come back when he isn't giving his enormous dick a blowjob. Or not, he doesn't really seem like he knows a lot about whats going on. Or cares, for that matter.
[[//Better Try Somewhere else...//->Main Hall 1F]] ]You are in the kitchen.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Kitchen 1F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Kitchen 1F Map]]
[[//Go to the Main Hall//->Main Hall 1F]]You are in the library.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Library 1F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Library 1F Map]]
[[//Go to the Main Hall//->Main Hall 1F]]
[[//Go to the Storage Room//->Storage Room 1F]]You are in the storage room.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Storage Room 1F]]
[[//Look at Map and Inventory//->Storage Room 1F Map]]
[[//Go to the Library//->Library 1F]]You are in the back room.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Back Room 1F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Back Room 1F Map]]
[[//Go to the Game Room//->Game Room 1F]]
(if: $BasementKey is 1)[[[//Go down the Stairs to the Basement//->Basement Hallway B1]]] (else: ) [[[//Go down the Stairs to the Basement//->LockedBasement]]]You are in the basement hallway (B1)
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Basement Hallway B1]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Basement Hallway B1 Map]]
[[//Go to the Bathroom//->Bathroom B1]]
[[//Go to the Wine Cellar//->Wine Cellar B1]]
[[//Go up the Stairs to the First Floor//->Back Room 1F]]You are in the wine cellar.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Wine Cellar B1]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Wine Cellar B1 Map]]
[[//Go to the Basement Hallway//->Basement Hallway B1]]The closet is locked from the inside, but you can put your ear against the door and listen if you want.
What do you want to do?
[[//Listen In//->Closet Sounds]]
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Basement Hallway B1]]
[[//Go Back//->Basement Hallway B1]]//Knock Knock//
"No one's here! I...I mean...who...who is it?"
(if: $UnderwearTalk is 0) [
Well I'll be damned!
(set: $UnderwearTalk to 1)
Someones in the bathroom! And they don't sound like they're messed up by the house's weird shit! Maybe a little dumb, but this is probably the most normal person you've talked to yet!
"Hey, its uhh...a janitor. I'm not corrupted or anything. As far as I know I mean. Anyway, I'm here to try to fix what's going on, which lead me to this basement here. I promise I'm not gonna hurt you."
The voice responds to you in a hopeful but scared tone.
"R-really? You promise you dont have wings or horns or nothin'?"
"Yeah, I mean it."
The guy on the other side of the door lets out a loud sigh. What a night he must have had.
"Okay janitor dude, I believe you. My name's Daigo, but the bros call me Doogie. It's nice to meet someone who's not all...horny and shit, but do you need somethin' from me? I'm kinda hiding here."
[[//Ask Him if he Knows What's Going on//->Bathroom Talk 1]]
[[//Ask Him Why he's in the Bathroom Instead of Leaving//->Bathroom Talk 2]]](else: )[(if: $MeUnderwears is 0)[
"It's me Doogie, I'm back. I haven't found your underwear, but I wanted to make sure you were okay."
"Yeah...I'm fine. Cold though. Thanks for checking up on me bro."
"No problem. Take care buddy..."
A sigh of relief escapes your mouth. You're glad he's still alright. Better find that underwear so you can improve his night at least a little.
[[//Go Back//->Basement Hallway B1]]]](if: $MeUnderwears is 2) [
"Hey Doogie. I'm just checking up on you."
"I'm doing pretty good! Its a lot less awkward to be hiding when you actually have something to wear," he chuckles.
"Yeah I can imagine. Is that door still locked?"
"Of course bro, no fuckin' demons are getting me if I can help it."
"Alright, stay safe, buddy."
[[//Go Back//->Basement Hallway B1]]] [(if: $MeUnderwears is 1)[
"Hey buddy, I brought your underwear! You're better off not knowing where it was, but I'm pretty sure its clean. Open the door and we'll trade."
"O-okay. Thanks for bringing them back. Here I'm unlocking the door."
You hear the click of the lock and take a step back as Doogie opens the door. He's all smiles.
(set: $MeUnderwears to 2)
"Hey Doogie, maybe next time get a false tooth instead of trying to summon a demon to fix your smile, it'll probably go a little better. Even if you don't get it fixed I think yours looks pretty damn good. Hell, that's a smile with character," you say in a stern but friendly voice.
The hockey player is taken aback by the compliment.
"O-oh, thanks. Um...here's the uh crystal thing. I hope it helps you," Doogie says as he shakily hands you the strange object.
(set: $StrangeCrystal to 1)
The crystal gives off an eerie glow that makes you feel uneasy, but if this dopey hockey player could be alone with it in a bathroom for who knows how long without suffering any negative effects it's probably okay to keep it in your pocket for a while. Who knows, if a demon dropped it its probably gonna come in handy fixing this whole problem.
"Hey, dude? You've been staring at that thing for a little while, you okay?" the frat boy asks concerned.
"Oh, yeah! Nothin's wrong. Just...this thing's weird is all."
"A-anyway, I'm gonna go back to hiding. I know you're trying to fix our mess, sorry that we fucked up so bad, but uh...try to stay safe, okay? I'm gonna stay in here until you tell me it's okay to come out."
The nervous frat boy closes the bathroom door and you hear the click of the lock again.
[[//Go Back//->Basement Hallway B1]]
]]You are in the bedroom hall.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Bedroom Hall 2F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Bedroom Hall 2F Map]]
[[//Go to the Foyer//->Foyer 2F]]
[[//Go to the North Bedroom//->North Bedroom 2F]]
(if: $Priest is 1)[[[//Go to the South Bedroom//->South Bedroom 2F]]](else:)[[[//Go to the South Bedroom//->Priest Talk]]]You are in the south bedroom.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine South Bedroom 2F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->South Bedroom 2F Map]]
[[//Go to the Bedroom Hall//->Bedroom Hall 2F]]As you approach the bedroom door you hear voices on the other side as well as some creaking noises.
Would you like to put your ear against the door?
[[//Sure, Could be Hot//->Examine North Bedroom 2F]]
[[//Naw, I'm a Janitor not a Voyeur//->Bedroom Hall 2F]]You are in the master bedroom hall.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F Map]]
[[//Go to the Foyer//->Foyer 2F]]
[[//Go to the Bathroom//->Bathroom 2F]]
(if: $MBDoor is 1)[(if: $DreamBattle is 1)[[[//Go to the Master Bedroom//->Master Bedroom 2F]]
](else:)[[[//Go to the Master Bedroom//->Dream Battle 1]]
]](else:)[[[//Go to the Master Bedroom//->Door Stuck]]
]
(if: $SecretRoom is 1) [[[//Go to the Secret Room//->Secret Room 2F]]]
You are in the master bedroom.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Master Bedroom 2F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Master Bedroom 2F Map]]
[[//Go to the Master Bedroom Hallway//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]](if: $2FBathroom is 0) [You enter the second floor bathroom preparing for all sorts of perverse and dark happenings...
Its empty. You're actually a little disappointed.
Still, you breathe a sigh of relief that there is an open bathroom in this building. You were more than a little nervous that you would have to hold it the entire time you were here!
Taking a quick moment to use the toilet and wash your face and hands, you notice a small piece of paper taped to the wall.
Would you like to read it?
(set: $2FBathroom to 1)
[[//Yes//->Bathroom 2F Paper]]
[[//Nope! Don't Wanna//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]]
(else:)[You enter the second floor bathroom. Steeling yourself for the potential dark forces that may lay in wait...
Its still just a normal bathroom.
There may not be any monsters ready to strike in this room, but the poorly applied and faded football based wallpaper is a horrible nightmare on its own.
Next to the toilet the note is still taped to the wall.
Would you like to read it?
[[//Sure, it Could Make Decent Bathroom Reading//->Bathroom 2F Paper]]
[[//Nope, I Ain't Reading Nothin//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]]You are in the secret room.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Secret Room 2F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Secret Room 2F Map]]
(if: $Telepor is 1)[
[[//Go Through the Portal//->Waiting Room 2]]
]
[[//Go to the Master Bedroom Hall//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]You are on the balcony.
What will you do?
[[//Survey the Area//->Examine Balcony 3F]]
[[//Look at (inaccurate) Map & Inventory//->Balcony 3F Map]]
[[//Go back to the Attic Hallway//->Attic Hallway 3F]]You are in the attic hallway.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Examine Attic Hallway 3F]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Attic Hallway 3F Map]]
[[//Go to the Foyer//->Foyer 3F]]
[[//Go to the Balcony//->Balcony 3F]]
(if: $AtticKey is 1)[[[//Go to the Attic//->Attic 3F]]](else:)[(if: $AtticLock is 1)[[[//Go to the Attic//->Attic 3F]]](else:)[(if: $MagicBook is 1)[[[//Go to the Attic//->AtticLock 3]]](else:)[(if: $MeUnderwears is 1)[[[//Go to the Attic//->AtticLock]]](else:)[[[//Go to the Attic//->AtticLocked]]]]]](if: $WordsProgress is 5)[You decide to enter the attic, the likely source of all of the mansion's problems. You have the five scraps ready, hoping that the words of power on them will be enough.
A voice inside your head screams for you to [[//run//->Ending 1]], to keep yourself safe from whatever is on the other side of the door thats causing the feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach.](else:)[Having not found all of the scraps to complete the unsummoning ritual you are extremely nervous. Nonetheless, you decide to enter the attic, the likely source of all the mansion's problems.
A voice inside your head tells you that in your current state, you might not have enough to solve this problem easily, and that you should [[//turn back//->Attic Hallway 3F]] if you feel like you need more time to prepare.]
You steady yourself and turn the doorknob...
[[//Continue//->Incubus 1]]
[[//Go Back//->Main Hall 1F]]
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ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Main Hall 1F]]As you might expect, the main hall appears to be the most traveled room in the house. Doors lead from here to the dining room, kitchen, library, game room, and thankfully a bathroom. Unlike other rooms there are no stands, tables, or paintings up, you assume because of accidents involving multiple people walking through the place. Or accidents involving alcohol.
On the floor is a flyer for a bar/public fuck house in the area; Lubey Tuesdays. They've gotten into trouble a few times because the mascot (Lubey the Longshoreman) and the general friendly atmosphere of the place makes some people think its a normal restaurant, you know, despite the people vigorously fucking in the bathrooms and private booths while you're trying to enjoy your beer and dinner. Boy, that one priest who tried to take his grandpa to a nice birthday meal there got quite the shock, but at least the grandpa had a good time!
You uh...definitely haven't gone there before and enjoyed yourself though. No siree.
[[//...Lets Move On//->Main Hall 1F]][[//Go Back//->Kitchen 1F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/acjtnnm6b/Floorplan-_KITCHEN-1_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Kitchen 1F]]Its a pretty average looking kitchen, except for the large incapacitated plant in the corner. The curtains are pretty damn ugly though, you wonder what kind of chowderhead picked those out.
there's a pile of spray cans on the counter. You have no idea why, but they are certainly there.
There's an odd recipe book on the counter that you've never seen before.
What will you do?
[[//Check out the Cans//->Spray Cans]]
[[//Look at the Recipe Book//->Kitchen Recipe Book]]
[[//Go Back//->Kitchen 1F]]Being a single room in a mansion, the library isn't a large one, but its stuffed to the brim with all kinds of different things. On one shelf, its books about monsters, botany, history, all sorts of stuff. On the others though...there are beer cans and empty chip bags.
You resist the urge to clean those up. That's not your job, at least right now.
Plus that's completely ridiculous, what the hell.
Near a bookshelf on one end of the room is a note that looks like it was scribbled in haste. Near that is a door to the storage room, and on the opposite end is a door to the mansion's main hall.
What will you do?
[[//Look at the Note//->Library Note]]
[[//Look at the Bookshelf (The One That Actually Has Books)//->Bookshelf]]
[[//Go Back//->Library 1F]][[//Go Back//->Library 1F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/41em78kxv/Floorplan-_LIBRARY-1_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Library 1F]]Though it was originally intended to be a storage room, this area has been converted into a spaceous bedroom intended for two people.
One of the beds is empty, but on the other one is a very very large muscular man with his head in his hands, on the floor next to his feet are dozens of bright blue containers of Mass XXXL powders, known for dramatically increasing muscle gain with only a //few// harmful side effects. Next to the containers is a reciept. Judging by the state its in you assume it is fairly recent.
On the other side of the room's bed is a note, as well as a box of extra large condoms.
What will you do?
(if: $JakeTalk is 0)[[[//Talk to the Guy//->Jake Talk]]](else:)[[[//Talk to Jake//->Jake Talk 2]]]
[[//Look at the Receipt//->Jake's Shopping Receipt]]
[[//Look at the Note//->Chip's Note]]
(if: $WordsEP is 0)[[[//Examine the Containers//->Storage Containers]]](else:)[[[//Examine the Containers//->Storage Containers 2]]]
[[//Nothing//->Storage Room 1F]] [[//Go Back//->Storage Room 1F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9e3gld8ub/Floorplan-_STORAGE-1_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Storage Room 1F]]You see a few guys playing pool, one appears to be a werewolf which at any other time in your life would be very surprising, but ya know, demon summoning and all. Another is a chubby man of Arabic descent wearing nothing but a thong and a wide cheesy smile, clearly angling himself to show off his ass while he shoots. The third guy is a skinny dark skinned guy in glasses who...
Well actually this guy looks pretty normal. He seems to be really good at pool though.
On the walls are a few games, including that one about buying property. Ooh, you hate that one so much, it always takes too long, and everyone is always at each other's throats by the end.
You never winning has nothing to do with it. At all.
Below that you see a few deckboxes for the card game Sorcery: the Collecting. You never took these frat boys for that kind of geek, but you know what they say, don't judge a book by its cover.
Under the table there's a naked man who looks like he's napping. "What's his story?" you wonder to yourself.
This room has doors that lead to the main hall, the back room that leads to the basement, and the art gallery.
What will you do?
[[//Talk to the Pool Players//->Pool Players 1]]
[[//Talk to the Naked Guy//->NakedGuy]]
[[//Look at the Board Games//->BoardGames]]
[[//Look at the Deck Boxes//->Deck Boxes]]
[[//Go Back//->Game Room 1F]][[//Go Back//->Game Room 1F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b76d9ou0z/Floorplan-_GAME-_ROOM-1_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Game Room 1F]]The back room doesn't have much in it, aside from some things on the shelves, and the dazed demon that is still on the floor.
Smells kinda musty.
[[//Go Back//->Back Room 1F]][[//Go Back//->Back Room 1F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/k3h5dmkn7/Floorplan-_BACK-_ROOM-1_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Back Room 1F]]You're surrounded by damp bricks and musty smells.
You can hear rustling noises coming from the closet, and admittedly they make you a little nervous.
(if: $MarcyTalk is 3)[You notice two of the bricks are loose in the wall, though the one on the right currently doesn't have its strange but friendly occupant, as she is traveling the world.](else:)[You notice two of the bricks are loose in the wall, jutting out a bit further than the others.]
There are doors that lead to the bathroom, the wine cellar, and a stairwell that leads back upstairs.
What will you do?
[[//Look in the Closet//->Closet B1]]
(if: $WordsBAP is 1)[[[//Examine the Loose Brick on the Left//->BasementBrickBug]]](else:)[[[//Examine the Loose Brick on the Left//->BasementBrickPaper]]]
(if: $MarcyTalk is 1)[
[[//Examine the Loose Brick on the Right//->Basement Brick Marcy 2]]
](if: $MarcyTalk is 2)[
[[//Examine the Loose Brick on the Right//->Basement Brick Marcy 3]]
](if: $MarcyTalk is 3)[](if: $MarcyTalk is 0)[
[[//Examine the Loose Brick on the Right//->Basement Brick Marcy]]
]
[[//Go Back//->Basement Hallway B1]]<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/aziqd6j2b/Floorplan-_B-_HALLWAY-_B1.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Basement Hallway B1]]Wine Cellar doesn't seem to be an accurate name to you, looking around. Various supplies are stacked against the wall, like cans of food, toilet paper, magazines and of course some alcohol.
"I guess Random Junk Storage Room doesn't have the same ring to it," you muse to yourself.
You don't see any doors in this room aside from the one to the basement hallway, you do however see a note taped to the wall.
In the corner is a dusty old computer that looks like it hasn't been touched in a long long time.
What will you do?
[[//Examine the Cans//->Cellar Cans]]
[[//Examine the Toilet Paper (What?)//->Cellar TP]]
[[//Examine the Magazines//->Cellar Magazines]]
[[//Examine the Alcohol//->Cellar Alcohol]]
[[//Take a Look at the Note//->Chad Note 2]]
[[//Turn on the Computer//->ComputerA]]
[[//Go Back//->Wine Cellar B1]][[//Go Back//->Wine Cellar B1]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/f8sicgsn7/Floorplan-_WINE-_CELLAR-_B1.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">][[//Go Back//->Bedroom Hall 2F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/qsk0inegz/Floorplan-_BEDROOM-_HALL-2_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Bedroom Hall 2F]]The bedroom hall is surprisingly bare, with the only things standing out being name plates attached to the door.
The North one reads "Burt and Doogie"
The South one reads "Marcus and Noah"
[[//Go Back//->Bedroom Hall 2F]]<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/hyt41jrib/Floorplan-_N-_BEDROOM-2_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->North Bedroom 2F]]You press your ear against the door...
(if: $CoachTime is 0)["Boy, are you //oof...// satisfied yet? You've cum //nngh...// eleven damn times!" you hear a gruff smoker's voice say. You almost immediately recognize the voice as Coach Weiner, who is in charge of the college hockey team.
"Not yet coach...your ass feels //soooooo// good though..." a dopey sounding guy responds. This one you don't really recognize. Hell, half those players sound the same to you.
(set: $CoachTime to 1)
"The things I do for my star player..." the coach mutters.](else:)["Goddammit Burt! Are you done yet?! I lost track of how many times you finished and my ass is sore!" the coach yells.
"But I'm still so fuckin' horny coach, and your ass is //sooooo// perfect..."
Somehow they're still going at it, but the coach sounds exhausted. You can't help but admire how long he seems to have been going for a man in his late 40s.
"You're lucky you're hittin' my //oof...// spot right now or I would be pissed! Just keep thrusting you //nngh...// fuckin' dumbass.
Sounds like they might be at it for a long time...]
[[//Go Back//->Bedroom Hall 2F]][[//Go Back//->South Bedroom 2F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/rkmohuio3/Floorplan-_S-_BEDROOM-2_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->South Bedroom 2F]]The walls in this room are covered in various sports posters and memorabilia. There's stuff from the Vlinnistoda Blippies, the Kakalaka Crispos, the Rogotodi Speeps, and even the Dunnburg Juicers!
You'd probably have more to say about them if you actually followed sports.
There are two beds in here, one messy, likely because of Father McNeil, and the other also messy, maybe because of Father McNeil. Even if it wasn't him, this is a frat house, so this isn't surprising in the least.
On one of the nightstands is a Sclamasonic brand portable TV, but it's currently turned off.
What will you do?
[[//Turn on the TV//->S Bedroom TV]]
[[//Go Back//->South Bedroom 2F]][[//Go Back//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4x7fbp343/Floorplan-_M-_BEDROOM-_HALL-2_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]The master bedroom hall is surprisingly well decorated! A few small dragon statues line the archways to each of the rooms, except for the master bedroom itself, which instead has statues of nude male warriors wielding large elaborate blades. Also elaborate? The detail put into the warriors' genitals. The designer certainly knew what they liked.
On one end of the room is a small stone fountain, filled with what appear to be decorative soaps. Behind the fountain is a wall with a slightly different texture than the others(if: $SecretRoom is 1)[, behind which is the secret occult room].
There appears to be a note taped to the door outside the master bedroom, even from a distance you can tell it was written hastily.
What will you do?
[[//Examine the Warrior Statues//->MBWarriorStatue]]
[[//Examine the Dragon Statues//->MBDragonStatue]]
(if: $SecretRoom is 0)[[[//Examine the Stone Fountain//->MBStoneFountain]]
]
[[//Examine the Note//->MBNote]]
[[//Go Back//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]][[//Go Back//->Secret Room 2F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/l1yfinvur/Floorplan-_M-_SECRET-_ROOM-2_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Secret Room 2F]]This hidden room makes you feel very uneasy. Strange writing is scribbled on all of the walls, none of it matching any languages you're familiar with.
There's a large elaborate circular mirror built into the wall, with the same kind of writing surrounding the edges. Just looking at it sends shivers down your spine.
A few pages are scattered throughout the floor, all torn from the same book from the looks of things. A very very old book.
On top of all of that, there's a sex sling just in the middle of the room!
What will you do?
(if: $Telepor is 0)[[[//Examine the Mirror//->Magic Circle]]
]
[[//Examine the Pages//->JBF Diary]]
[[//Look at the Sling//->Sex Sling]]
[[//Go Back//->Secret Room 2F]][[//Go Back//->Master Bedroom 2F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/995obk5qb/Floorplan-_MASTER-_BEDROOM-2_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Master Bedroom 2F]]The bed that you slept in (and had horrible demon nightmares in) is the centerpiece of this surprisingly fancy bedroom. Several stands, chairs, and dressers surround it, making it look like king of the furniture.
The Dreamcubus must have had a tight hold on this section of the house, because now that he's gone, it's pretty much the most normal room you've been in.
[[//Go Back//->Master Bedroom 2F]]The hallway is not very long, being originally made to connect an attic to the foyer, but someone added a balcony to it at some point over the years.
You feel an intense sense of dread, whatever is behind the attic door is not good.
You decide to make sure you're prepared before exploring the attic.
[[//Go Back//->Attic Hallway 3F]][[//Go Back//->Attic Hallway 3F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/64v0eroxv/Floorplan-_ATTIC-_HALLWAY-3_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Attic Hallway 3F]]Wow. The view here is incredible, directly overlooking the lake behind the mansion. The moonlight reflects in the lake's waters creating a breathtaking sight.
Some dark clouds are gathering overhead, swirling around the location of the manor.
Hmm. Definitely ominous.
[[//Look Closer at Clouds//->Balcony Clouds]]
[[//Go Back//->Balcony 3F]][[//Go Back//->Balcony 3F]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/x3yv9xber/Floorplan-_BALCONY-3_F.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/876xlu1vn/Hypno-_Specs.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $SexyCologne is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/8t0hvombn/Bruno_Cologne.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $BasementKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/iyrmygb2b/Basic-_Key-_B.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $AtticKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/r9uwmi29v/Silver-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $StrangeCrystal is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wfjjk7f2b/Sanguinite-_Crystal.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MeUnderwears is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kr6nnbfgj/Underwear.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $MagicBook is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wpr23jtoj/Book-of-_Dark-_Arts.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WeedKiller is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/4gufqgjr7/Poison-_Potion.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Balcony 3F]]"Why don't you just go out through the front door?"
"Well, I'm kinda...scared to go upstairs. You've seen whats going on out there right? Everyone's changing. Not me though. Wonder why..."
Now you're a little curious. How was this guy uneffected by the ritual? You inquire further.
"Do you feel any different at all?"
The frat boy chuckles a little.
"Outside of being scared to death? Nope. What a ripoff huh? After that whole thing everyone is different but I'm still missing a tooth."
(Set: $DaigoQues2 to 1)
You feel bad for the guy, but still have questions to ask him.
[[//Ask Him if he'll Come out of the Bathroom//->Bathroom Talk 3]]
(if: $DaigoQues1 is 0)[[[//Ask Him if he Knows What's Going on//->Bathroom Talk 1]]]"Do you know what's going on?"
"Aww fuck I dunno. Jake told us we'd all look better if we did this, I just wanted the tooth that Flasterburg U fuck knocked out of my mouth back man, so people would pay attention to something other than my chompers. Ya know, everyone used to say I had a killer smile, then hockey happened."
The frat boy loudly lets out a tired sigh.
"And I didn't even get my tooth back. Now I'm missing a tooth and my friends."
(set: $DaigoQues1 to 1)
You feel sorry for the poor bastard. He might be the only normal person left in the entire building.
[[//Ask Him if he'll Come out of the Bathroom//->Bathroom Talk 3]]
(if: $DaigoQues2 is 0)[[[//Ask Him Why he's in the Bathroom Instead of Leaving//->Bathroom Talk 2]]]You press the switch underneath the (copious) drawn dicks.
(set: $StatueSwitch to 1)
A click echoes through the gallery, followed by the rattle of something hitting the floor.
"I hope I didn't break anything..." you whisper to yourself.
Better figure out what dropped...
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]"Doogie, could you come out of the bathroom? It's a little awkward to be talking to a door."
"Well...ya see, the thing is...I can't."
"Do you need me to bust the door down?" you ask hoping you don't actually have to do that.
"No no, that's not it..."
(Whew!)
"Its just that...I can't leave this place naked!. We couldn't wear during the ritual, or it wouldn't work. I was going to put something on, but then everything went wrong.
"Did a demon take your clothes?"
"No... See, this is where it starts getting weird. When I was running from the demon, I had that underwear in my hand. I bumped into Professor Reynolds in the foyer, I think Jake had Noah call some people in case more people chickened out like Marcus, and for backup in case things went wrong, but most of them arrived late. Noah probably gave them the wrong time to keep them safe from...this."
"I don't think it worked, buddy. They're probably in as much trouble as the rest of you."
"Yeah, I'll be honest, I dunno what Jake was thinking, how were they gonna stand up to somethin' like that? Anyway, for some reason Reynolds snatched em away from me, claiming I was a delinquent planning some sort of prank...which is weird, cuz it was a thong. I swear the old bastard's got something against hockey players or somethin, cuz the other day he came to our practice and he was like-"
"Doogie, focus buddy. Focus."
Oh. Right. So, he was holding it up so all of the coaches, professors and dads who showed up could see... I ran to the basement out of embarrassment, junk jiggling and everything, but now I'm kinda cold. If you can get my underwear back from him, I'll trade you something."
Trade, huh?
"What can you trade?"
"Well, when the demon appeared in the circle, he dropped this red crystal. I picked it up before I ran, thinking it might be a power source or something, but I don't //feel// more powerful. I'm sure you'll find a good use for this though!"
"Doogie if you're holding it up I can't see it."
"Oh. Right. Anyway, I'll be here waiting, door locked and everything. Good luck!"
[[//Go Back//->Basement Hallway B1]]Hmm... The door is locked.
The key is probably somewhere in the mansion.
[[//Go Back//->Back Room 1F]]Damn! The door is locked!
The key has to be around here somewhere...
Though you're not sure you wanna open the door, you hear cacophonous chanting behind it, as well as loud wooshing noises.
If you do go through this door, you'd better be prepared.
[[//Go Back//->Attic Hallway 3F]]You go to open the master bedroom door...
Some sort of gunk is keeping the knob from turning! You immediately pull your hand back from the doorknob and impulsively wipe the gross sludge off on your pants, which you instantly regret.
(if: $MeUnderwears is 1)[You could probably use that underwear in your pocket to remove the gunk. Do you want to do that? (And hopefully clean it before returning it to Daigo?)
[[//Yes, I'll Clean them Off in the Bathroom Sink//->Door Stuck Undies]]
[[//No, I'm Not Risking this Stuff Staining, How do you Explain That//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]](if: $MagicBook is 1) [You could probably use one of the more boring pages of The Tome of Vile Eroticness to get rid of the gunk. Do you want to do that?
[[//Yeah the Gunk is Super Gross and I'm Not Using my Hands//->Door Stuck Book]]
[[//No, That is a Good Way to get Cursed Like Twelve Times//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]]
(else:)[[[//Go Back//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]]You decide to use the underwear to clean the doorknob.
Surprisingly the thong actually removes the gunk with ease. Though the door was completely stuck when you tried to turn the knob, applying slight pressure with the underwear makes the slime come off without a hassle, leaving you mildly amused. Panicking, you immediately take the thong to the bathroom sink and wash it off, hoping nothing stains it.
(Please come off please come off please come off...)
Squeeky clean! (Whew!)
Now you can enter the master bedroom. You can also breathe a sigh of relief knowing that no matter what vile realm that sludge came from it was pretty simple to clean.
[[//Open the Door//->Dream Battle 1]]You decide to use a page from the book to clean the doorknob.
Fumbling through the pages you try to find the one that looks least likely to curse you if you tear it out and cover it in weird possibly demonic gunk. Eventually you settle on a page discussing the nature of hygene demons, determining that the book would approve of this page being used like this.
You tear the page out, but before you can use it to clean up the slime the paper burns in your hand with a blinding white fire, leaving no ash. Before you can react to the page's immolation the doorknob is also engulfed in white flames, but only the gunk is burned away.
Huh. Guess that //is// the proper use of the page...
(set: $Darkness to $Darkness + 1)
You are now able to enter the master bedroom... After giving the doorknob a minute to cool off first.
[[//Open the Door//->Dream Battle 1]]---
-TO ANYONE WHO WOULD GO INTO THE ATTIC-
Don't.
-Coach Weiner
---
[[//Go Back//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]You open the door to the back room.
As you take a few steps into the musty passage, the door slams behind you.
Turning around you see that a winged imp has blocked your way back, and with a locked door ahead of you you won't be able to avoid a confrontation!
[[//Its Fight Time Buddy!//->ImpFight2]]You open the closet door...
You immediately rub your eyes. There on his hands and knees getting plowed by a muscular brown haired jock is the distinguished Professor Raymond Reynolds! The same middle-aged asshole who just last week was chastizing a pair of male students for kissing, calling them "disgusting", "degenerates, and "everything that's wrong with this generation". You honestly wanted to empty your mop bucket over his head, maybe cool down all that hot air its filled with. Now here you are, watching this bigot enjoy his fat round ass get skewered by one of those "degenerates" he seemed so disgusted by. He shamelessly has a pink thong covering his face!
"Fuck me harder Emil!" the professor shouts. "Make me feel like a whore!"
Out of shock you close the closet door and take a step back.
Did he have a change of heart, or was he always hiding this side of himself? More importantly, did he notice you standing there?
(set: $ReynoldsTalk to 1)
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]You've encountered an Imp-cubus!
(If: $ImpFight is 0)[You're in perfect health.
What will you do?
[[//BATTLE//->ImpFightBATTLE]]
[[//BEG//->ImpFightBEG]]
[[//BRANDISH//->ImpFightBRANDISH]]
[[//BOLT//->ImpFightBOLT]]](If: $ImpFight is 1)[You're breathing a little heavy.
What will you do?
[[//BATTLE//->ImpFightBATTLE]]
[[//BEG//->ImpFightBEG]]
[[//BRANDISH//->ImpFightBRANDISH]]
[[//BOLT//->ImpFightBOLT]]](If: $ImpFight is 2)[You're starting to get a little dizzy.
What will you do?
[[//BATTLE//->ImpFightBATTLE]]
[[//BEG//->ImpFightBEG]]
[[//BRANDISH//->ImpFightBRANDISH]]
[[//BOLT//->ImpFightBOLT]]](If: $ImpFight is 3)[You're feeling kinda woozy.
What will you do?
[[//BATTLE//->ImpFightBATTLE]]
[[//BEG//->ImpFightBEG]]
[[//BRANDISH//->ImpFightBRANDISH]]
[[//BOLT//->ImpFightBOLT]]](If: $ImpFight is 4)[You don't know how much more you can take...
[[//...//->ImpFightBADEND]]]You would attempt to escape, but there is no easy exit. Sadly the back room is a glorified hallway.
You could attempt to out maneuvre the imp, but since he has wings and is about 1/3 your size it is extremely unlikely.
(set: $ImpFight to $ImpFight + 1)
...
Ahh hell. Why not try it anyway.
You dash to the left, causing the imp to do the same, unfortunately by moving so quickly you trip and crash into a wall, causing one of the many cans of beer stored on the shelves to fall on your head.
Maybe...not the best idea.
[[//Maybe Try Something Else?//->ImpFight2]]You're too tired to continue.
(set: $ImpFight to 0)
Falling back against the wall you notice the imp land, the tiniest smirk on his toothy face.
Well that can't be good.
You attempt to stand up, afraid that the demon is intending to eat you, but your legs give out and you fall back down.
"This is it," you say to yourself, "this is how I die. Eaten by a three foot tall asshole."
The imp leans forward...
he...
he.....
...gives you a peck on the cheek.
Oh.
The imp takes a few steps back, like he's expecting something.
You nervously look yourself over...you don't //feel// any different...maybe a little warmer...
Oh...maybe a //lot// warmer! Your body feels hot!
Its so hot you're getting dizzy...you're gonna pass out!
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[[//Wake Up//->Ending 6]]"Hey...I promise not to bother you anymore, so can I just leave?"
The imp lets out a very loud cackle and starts making dick sucking motions with his mouth and hand. You have trouble determining whether it is a taunt, insult, suggestion, or declaration of intent.
The imps eyes shine with a blue glow briefly...
...
"What was I thinking about?"
(set: $ImpFight to $ImpFight + 1)
[[//Continue//->ImpFight2]]You decide to attack the imp.
What will you do?
[[//Give em a Right Hook//->ImpFightPunch]]
[[//Try a Drop Kick//->ImpFightKick]]
[[//Grab Something off the Shelf//->ImpFightShelf]]You decide to brandish something you're carrying, thinking about the things you've got that the imp might want (aside from your dick) or something that might scare it.
(if: $MagicBook is 1)[[[//Show Him the Tome of Vile Eroticness//->ImpFightTome]]]
(if: $BasementKey is 1)[[[//Offer Him the Key in your Pocket//->ImpFightKey]]]
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1)[[[//Offer Him the Hypno Specs//->ImpFightSpecs]]]
(if: $MagicBook is 0)[(if: $HypnoSpecs is 0)[(if: $BasementKey is 0)[...but you don't seem to have anything like that on you...
[[//Go Back//->ImpFight2]]]]]You throw a punch at the imp.
The creature, being small, agile, and airborne, easily dodges it.
You're not sure why you tried it, but it was worth a shot.
The imp swoops down and gives you a bonk on the head with a dive kick!
//BAM!//
(set: $ImpFight to $ImpFight + 1)
It hits you right smack on the noggin!
[[//Continue//->ImpFight2]]You attempt to drop kick the imp.
This goes about as well as you'd expect.
You don't even come close to hitting the imp, and you slam into the floor with a solid thud. The noise was so loud that the small demon looks a little concerned!
(set: $ImpFight to $ImpFight + 1)
He shouldn't be though, the only thing that got wounded on any significant level was your pride.
Okay...maybe your back too. Ouch.
[[//Continue//->ImpFight2]]You decide to look on the shelves for anything to hit the imp with.
After considering throwing one of the many cans of bug spray at the opponent, you settle on using a flyswatter to do the job.
You begin brandishing the flyswatter at the imp, or rather, you flail the thing wildly around you like a hysterical child trying to hit a bee, causing the diminutive demon to panic and fly around the room. He hits his head on a wall and immediately crashes to the ground, leaving the poor thing groaning on the ground in a daze.
(set: $ImpBattle to 1)
Well...that settles that.
Hope he's okay though...
[[//Better Move On//->Back Room 1F]]"Let's see how you deal with //this//!" you yell as you hold up the dark book.
Show it to him? Why would you do that?
(set: $Darkness to $Darkness + 1)
The foul creature's eyes grow wide and the smirk disappears from his face. Normally this might concern you, but you're on a bit of a power trip.
You scour the grimoire's pages for something to use, but before you can decide on anything a page from the book of darkness tears itself out, and floats into the air. After a moment the page burns away in a fuschia colored flame.
There is a brief silence with both of you waiting for something to happen.
And then it hits you.
[[//...//->ImpFightTome2]]"Hey buddy, you want this?"
After a prolonged confused glance the demon takes the key from your hand.
Is...is this actually gonna work?
The imp looks the key over, muttering to itself in a language you dont recognize. You breathe a sigh of relief as you see a smile spread on the fiend's face. He's actually gonna take it!
Wait... Whats he doing?
*CHOMP*
"GAAAH! MAK TAR!"
Uh oh. That can't be good.
The lil bastard thought he could eat it. In retaliation for your "deception", the imp throws the key as hard as he can at your head, leaving a very large mark. You rub your forehead a bit and then put the key in your pocket.
Oh well, it was for the best. That key //is// kind of important. Why'd you offer it anyway?
[[//Continue//->ImpFight2]]"Hey buddy, why don't you have a look at these?"
This imp-cubus already has weird hynotic-looking eyes anyway, what could the hypno specs hope to add?
(set: $ImpBattle to 1)
The demon is initially confused and wary about taking them from you, but warms up to the idea after a little coersion.
Oh...what if he decides to use them...
Was this a major fuckup?
The demon brings the specs up to his face...
And he stares into the outer part of the glasses.
The dumbass zonks himself. Really fucking hard.
The demon drops the hypno specs and falls back against the wall causing you to loudly wince. You make sure to pick them up, who knows when they'll come in handy again?
[[//Continue//->Back Room 1F]]You decide to end the corrupting influence of the book. No matter what powers it could give you, it's for the best.
As you prepare to toss the book, you begin hearing hoarse whispers. Ragged sounding voices offering you promises of wealth, luxury, power, anything to make you reconsider what you're about to do. Unfortunately for whatever dark forces inhabit the book, this only strengthens your resolve.
You throw the book into the fireplace, and as soon as flames touch the vile grimoire a horrible inhuman shriek lets out from it and the pages burn away in a rainbow of flames, neither of which end until the book is fully gone.
(set: $MagicBook to 2)
You feel...cleaner for doing this.
(set: $Darkness to 0)
[[//Continue On//->Lounge 1F]]You are unbearably horny.
(set: $ImpBattle to 1)
The book seems to have a sense of humor, and unfortunately the joke is on you.
(set: $CasualEncounters to $CasualEncounters + 1)
Your dimunitive foe seems to have noticed the change. He lands on the ground and starts walking towards you...
You immediately become nervous, but also notice that the imp has a very nice ass.
The short devil starts rubbing your bulge, clearly enjoying your aroused state.
"Aww fuck it," you say, "c'mere," lifting the imp up.
Despite the blue skinned being coming up to roughly half your height, he weighs a surprising amount. That's not gonna slow you down one bit though.
[[//Time to Make an Imp Kabob//->ImpFightTome3]]The imp is a lot tighter than you expected. Also a fuck ton warmer. You won't last long at all, so better make this count.
You thrust in hard and deep, the demon's ass grips your dick like a vice the entire time, leaving you weak in the knees. Considering that this is a lesser incubus you aren't surprised one bit.
The imp is apparently displeased with the pace, so he decides to take matters into his own hands. The blue devil pushes you onto your back, positions himself with his ass facing you, and then starts riding your dick like there's no tomorrow!
Overwhelming would be an understatement. All you can do is clench your fists and toes to try and (fuck fuck fuck...) keep it together, don't want this to (oh god...) end too soon... His ass is milking your dick better than you've ever experienced and it's taking all of your focus to (Aww hell...) not blow your load immediately.
"Aaaaaaaah!"
To your surprise the imp cums first, slamming his ass down hard onto your crotch. His hole somehow grips your dick even harder, throbbing as he experiences his orgasm. The sensations from this are too much for you to handle, and you erupt into the blue demon's asshole with a loud yell.
The imp lifts himself off of you, gives you a little peck on the cheek, and then goes and lays down in the corner, dazed from the experience. And you thought //you// were groggy...
After buttoning your pants back up you pat the imp on the head, he wasn't so bad when it came down to it, though you wish you could have gotten some information out of him about whats going on (if he could communicate it to you that is). Still, you had some pretty awesome sex, that's a damn good consolation prize.
[[//Oh Well...Gotta Keep Going//->Back Room 1F]]You take a closer look at the clouds.
Hmm...
As far as you know, they aren't supposed to be this swirly //or// localized. It doesn't concern you that much though, you just chalk it up to more of this mansion's spooky demonic bullshit.
Hmm...there appears to be a note attached to the railing.
Would you like to read it?
[[//Yes//->Pearl Note]]
[[//No//->Balcony 3F]](if: $PlantSee is 1)[You run back into the kitchen.](if: $PlantSee is 0)[As soon as you enter the kitchen a green tentacle lashes out at you.
Thanks to some quick reflexes and more than a little luck you dodge the tendril. Judging by the two middle aged men this plant has wrapped up and the tubes around their dicks, guys (specifically their cum) are its primary food source.
"What happened!?" you shout to the two men.
"Oh, uh.. we came in here for a couple a beers and this thing grabbed us, eh?" the portly one with the mustache says.
"Yeah, that was a while ago. The plant's been suckin' on our johnsons since then!" the thinner bearded one adds.
"Do...do you guys need help?" you ask a little bewildered.
(set: $PlantSee to 1)
"Help? Oh uh...sure guy. If its not too much trouble," the mustachioed one replies with a little boredom in his voice.]
That plant is a little scary, and you have no intention of becoming a meal, but those guys need help...maybe.
What will you do?
[[//Go Back//->PlantFightBOLT]]
[[//Fight the Plant!//->Plant Fight 2]]"I've been //very// naughty, Father."
A very mischievous grin spreads on Father McNeil's face.
"Drop your pants."
You follow the older gentleman's command, the sound of your blue jeans hitting the floor almost deafening due to the tension. He wags a finger at you.
"Undies too, wouldn't want you to make a mess in em, would we?"
Sheepishly you remove those too, the feeling of being naked in front of a man you just met is as embarrassing as it is arousing. Your eyes get a little wide as he takes his shoes and socks off and starts walking towards you.
"On your knees. Now."
You don't gotta be told twice.
"Okay..." Bill says with his foot on your dick and a grin that makes you scared and rock hard at the same time. "What do you have to confess to, sinner?"
You start confessing to all sorts of sinful acts as he rubs your dick. Public masturbation, thievery, partying all night, drinking and smoking, tons of stuff you probably didn't actually do, but you get caught up in the moment with these kinds of things.
"You've been real naughty, haven't you?" he growls rubbing you harder, the fact that he isn't touching himself makes this even more embarassing...and that turns you on so fucking much.
You...may have discovered something new about yourself here.
Oh geeze, you got too caught up in things, you won't last very long at all, and your partner seems to have noticed.
"That's it...just let yourself go, don't hold back... I wanna see you gush!" he guffaws as he starts paying special attention to your cockhead.
The orgasm hits you even harder than you expect, you fall back against the bed behind you and let out huge jets of cum that land on your chest and stomach.
Whew!
"T-that...." you start trying to speak and catch your breath.
(set: $CasualEncounters to $CasualEncounters + 1)
"Didja have fun?" the older man says with a beaming smile. "I sure did. Wowzers, I guess I might owe these devils some thanks!"
[[//Well, That Was Somethin'//->Priest Outcome 1]]You enter the master bedroom and immediately get woozy.
Trying to stay steady, you realize that you're gonna fall no matter what, so you decide to make it soft and land in the bed. At least you won't get a concussion from...whatever this is. Bullshit magic probably.
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[[//zzzzzzzzzzz//->Dreamland]]Unspeakable evil.
(if: $Magic is 0)[(set: $Pearls to 0)](if: $Magic is 1)[(set: $Pearls to 1)](if: $Magic is 2)[(set: $Pearls to 2)](if: $Magic is 3)[(set: $Pearls to 3)](if: $Magic is 4)[(set: $Pearls to 4)](if: $Magic is 5)[(set: $Pearls to 5)]
Undeniable power.
Even before the door is fully open a gnawing dread washes over you. Every fiber of your being is screaming for you to run, to save your soul from the immense corruption awaiting you. Unfortunately it's too late, as the feeling of a crowd of hundreds staring at you creeps up your spine, it becomes clear that the demon has noticed you.
You are staring face to face with the incubus.
He is a tall imposing monster covered head to toe in fine magenta hair, which might be why he's entirely naked. A pair of large curved ram horns frames his bestial but unlike any animal you're familiar with face, and a round gut offsets his massive muscular limbs and chest. Like a wild predator, each of the archdemon's fingers is tipped with a long curved claw, considering incubi are supposedly entirely sexual beings, they make you especially nervous.
Before you have a chance to react his eyes shine with a magenta tinted flash, and everything in the attic seems to be falling apart at once.
Corrupting magic is rippling through the air, causing wood to darken and rot, and the floor to splinter beneath your feet.
There's nothing you can do to stop it.
(if: $Pearls is 0)[[[//Brace Yourself//->Incubus End Beginning]]](else:)[[[//Brace Yourself//->Incubus 2]]]You slowly open the door, wonder what could be on the other side...
Its...
A chubby balding scruffy middle-aged man in a suit sitting on a bed.
Welp.
I mean he's cute, but he's also probably the most mundane thing that could possibly be in here...
(set: $Priest to 1)
Which means he must be dangerous, right? Nothing this normal can be here without actually being secretly evil! That's how this stuff works!
"Would you quit standing in the doorway? Yer freakin' me out," the guy grumbles in a gruff voice.
"Oh...uh...sorry," you respond sheepishly, scooting away from the doorframe.
"I take it from how nervous you are, you got an idea whats going on here?" he asks while scratching his stubble.
"Bad shit."
"Gyahaha! More blunt than I would have put it, but yeah. Bad shit."
"I'm trying to figure out what happened, and maybe fix it. What are you doing here Mister...?"
"Father actually. Father Bill McNeil. I'm an exorcist, specializing in the removal of demons," he responds, looking you over. "What do you do? You don't look like someone who would be in this situation."
"Oh, I'm a janitor. I just came because there was no one else around."
"Ahh. Tough break. Well, if you're committed, you have my respect. This one's a doozy. Somehow these dumbasses managed to pull an archdemon through a portal to hell, which I guess makes them smartasses? Smart dumbasses. Anyway I went into the attic and tried forcing him back through and he uh...well..." the gruff guy starts stammering as his cheeks turn rosy.
"He what? Did he hurt you? Do you need to go to the hospital?" you ask concerned.
"No nothing like that...when I got too close to him he scrambled my memories, made my life for the past 20 years out to be me sexually dominating these demons. Clever fucker. Figured out I hated my life, and punished me by making me remember something better that I know couldn't have happened..." the priest scratches his stubble. "But...I don't remember what this replaced, even if I know its wrong, and he took whatever skills I acquired too. All I'm good at is dominating men in bed now..." he sighs while eying your package. Not very subtle.
"Tell me..." the increasingly horny priest says while rubbing his crotch. "Do you have any sins you'd like to confess to?"
[[//Hell Yes!!!//->Priest Sex]]
[[//Now is Not the Time for This...//->Priest Outcome 2]]You put the hypnotic specs in your pocket.
(set: $HypnoSpecs to 1)
Part of you thinks they are going to be very handy and save your ass, but another part makes you think they're cursed and probably gonna cause you loads of trouble.
(set: $StatueSwitch to 2)
Either way, //something// is bound to happen with them!
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]You decide to talk to the pool players.
(if: $PoolTalk is 1)["Hey guys, I see you're still playing pool.
"Plan on doing it all night, man," replies Chip.
Ridwan gives you a wink. "Our offer is still on the table you know."
"Yeah, wanna play with us?" asks Carlos holding up a stick towards you.
Will you play a game of strip pool with these guys for the chance at some information?
[[//Yes, I Need to Know//->Pool Players 2]]
[[//No, I Need My Clothes//->Pool Players No]]]
(if: $PoolTalk is 0)["Hey guys, how's the game going?"
The fully dressed one speaks up and the thought of him as the most normal one ends.
"Sup dude, my name's Chip, I'm just showing Ridwan and Carlos here what a real player looks like, wanna join after this game?"
His voice is unnaturally deep, you can almost feel the floor vibrate with every word. On top of that its one of the smoothest voices you've ever heard.
"This guy should be in radio," you think to yourself. "Is that his natural voice, or was he part of the magic nonsense going on here?"
You have to ask.
"Hey, uhh...what happened here? A //lot// of things feel really weird in this place. I mean, that guy's a werewolf."
"Carlos," says the one with the big butt, who you now know is Ridwan.
"//Carlos// is a werewolf," you self correct.
The three share a knowing glance and chuckle. With a wiggle of his eyebrows Carlos speaks up.
"Okay. How about this. If you beat us in a game of pool...we'll tell you what's been going on."
"And if I lose?" you ask with a knowing glance.
"If you lose we get your clothes, pal," Ridwan chimes in.
Will you take up their offer?
(set: $PoolTalk to 1)
[[//Yes, I Need to Know//->Pool Players 2]]
[[//No, I Need My Clothes//->Pool Players No]]]
You decide to talk to the naked guy under the pool table.
(if: $TableGuy is 1)[He recognizes you and gives you a huge hug.
"Hey...thanks for checking up on me... I'm gonna be okay though, just sleepy. Oh! Don't forget what I told you!" Jeff says.
He certainly told you a lot, though not much of it made sense.
"I...uhh...sure. Take care, okay buddy?" you respond.
Jeff drifts off back to sleep again.
Oh.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Game Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Game Room 1F]]]
(if: $TableGuy is 0)[It doesn't appear to bother the players at all, but you feel more than a little silly huddling under a pool table to talk to a dude.
(set: $TableGuy to 1)
Getting a closer look at the guy you can see he's pretty ripped, with a layer of dark fuzz on his deeply tanned skin. The nudist has no hair on the top of his head, but a bushy mustache sits on his upper lip.
This dude is really fuckin' hot.
"H-how you doin?" you ask the guy. Smooth.
The man opens his eyes and looks up at you. Slowly a grin spreads across his face.
"Well, hi there! What are you up to buddy?"
The man is //very// drunk.
"Oh you know, I'm...hanging around," you respond. You never did know how to talk to someone you were attracted to.
The man leans forward. "I...I gotsa secret to tell," he says waving his hands trying to get you to move closer.
"What is it?" you ask in a completely bewildered whisper.
"SHH!" he yells quieting you. He looks around, possibly to make sure no one is listening in on his big secret. Somehow he doesn't notice the pool players. Whatever. You're kinda just playing along to see what happens at this point.
"Okay...so, don't play pool with these guys, okay? If you do...heheheheh..." the guy's speech just dissolves to him giggling and pointing and his dick repeatedly.
Alright???
"What are you talking about?"
"Oh you know... When a man and several other men like each other a whole lot they...you know...with the underwear... and the smooches... and the load bearing tables..."
This guy isn't making any sense. Realizing you won't be getting much information out of him you start getting up, but something occurs to you.
"You know...you never told me your name."
"Oh... uhh... Jeff. Burt's dad. He's around here //somewhere// I dunno..."
"Why are you here Jeff?
"Burt invited me, sayin somethin bout a party, some kinda frat ceremony? I dunno, I think that I got here late for that, but these boys made it up to me! I just wish it didn't leave me so sore... I gotta nap though. Nighty Night."
You start getting up to leave, but the nude man stops you.
(set: $BasementKey to 1)
"Hey, hey you should take this," he says putting a small brass key in your hand. "It...will help you on your quest." With that he gives you a shaky salute and giggles to himself while falling back asleep.
Okay.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Game Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Game Room 1F]]]You decide to look at the board games.
There's a surprisingly wide variety here. These boys sure love their games! You're almost surprised they decided to play pool instead of one of these. Except for the property one. You completely understand not wanting to play that.
The box for that one looks a little tattered, so you decide to open it.
Oh!!!
Its an original edition, complete with "fake tycoon cigars" for winners! Those turned out to be not so fake and had some weird side effects, so the company stopped including them after a lot of pressure from unsatisfied buyers complaining about being stuck with curly mustaches and a penchant for riches. They instead opted for a "victory kazoo", which has been included in the game ever since. No potential side effects, just a loud obnoxious noise.
God you hate that kazoo.
You put the game back and continue your exploration of the shelf.
Hmm... a lot of these are pretty old, now that you think about it. Maybe previous residents of the place brought games with them, and then left them behind when they fled the mansion (probably shrieking, from what you've been told about the place).
Their loss. Maybe another time you can gather the guys here together for a friendly game of Sugarville, but first you have to //save// them. From their own dumb actions.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Game Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Game Room 1F]]You can't resist looking at the frat boys' decks.
For some reason you feel a little dirty, but only for a second.
The owner of the first deck //really// likes werewolves! Almost all of the cards have something to do with the furry canines. You briefly consider asking the werewolf pool player if this deck belongs to him, but immediately realize that would probably be extremely rude to bring up.
You'd probably be right, but still very very rude.
The next one has a lot of demons and cult based stuff. Considering what you know about this place, this isn't surprising in the least. There's a good chance that this deck belongs to the one who performed the summoning ritual, and has atrocious penmanship. Good thing this game doesn't need you to write anything.
Inside the third box...
Is a photo of a naked man. Standing in the mansion's foyer with his hand on his erect dick.
Well, he's not //fully// naked, he's wearing socks.
Your eyes dart left and right as you consider taking this picture with you, but it will undoubtably be missed. Instead, you opt to look long and hard at the picture. You know, for research.
While oggling the hunky almost-nude man, you notice tiny writing in the bottom left of the photo.
~//To my favorite fella, thanks for making the summer of 1963 the best I ever had! Whenever I touch //this//, I'm gonna think of you!
-Billy//
This photo probably has a lot of history behind it. Definitely should leave it where it is.
Why was it in a deck box though?
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Game Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Game Room 1F]]You decide to take the players up on their offer. Their info could be exactly what you need to fix this problem.
You get a couple of good shots in early game, but as time goes on it becomes clear.
They hustled you. Big time. Chip is an astonishingly good pool player. No wonder he still had all his clothes...
Before you know it they've taken your outfit, your dignity, and the one thing keeping them from knowing you find them //very// attractive.
"Well big guy...now that you lost the game, what do you wanna do?" asks Ridwan with a sly grin. Things are moving so fast, you're almost a little giddy. You don't remember ever being this horny in your life! Is magic at play, or are these guys just //that// hot?
A chuckle escapes your mouth, you know EXACTLY what you wanna do...
[[//...//->Pool Players 4]]
You're gonna fuck all three of em. All night.
You lay down on the pool table, almost immediately Chip starts sucking your cock, laying on top of you and straddling your body. Ridwan decides to sit on your face, and you start tongue fucking the fratboy, enjoying his loud moans as he grinds against you.
Carlos, not wanting to be left out, decides to lift your legs and start tonguing your balls and asshole. The sensations of having two men on your dick and balls are completely overwhelming, and you dont last very long.
"I think he's about to shoot!" laughs Ridwan, and Chip uses this oppertunity to increase the speed he's blowing you.
//God// is he good at that.
You let out a loud yell and erupt directly into Chip's mouth, spending the next couple minutes panting, exhausted by the experience, but desperate for more.
"So..." says Carlos, "You ready for round two?"
You give a thumbs up. "Just lemme...rest...for a second..."
[[//Fuck Em All Night//->Ending 3]]You decide to look at the bookshelf that actually has books on it.
Though it is filled to the brim with books and magazines, unfortunately most aren't worth your time right now, only five of them really stand out to you.
Which would you like to read?
[[//The Porn Mag//->Porn Book]]
(if: $MagicBook is 0)[
[[//Tome of Vile Eroticness//->Vile Book]]
]
[[//Mysterious Diary//->Library Diary]]
[[//Tattered Notebook//->Friend Fiction]]
[[//Leather-bound Book//->Demonic Book]]
[[//I'm Not in the Mood for Reading//->Library 1F]]Against your better judgment you decide to pick up and read a book called "The Tome of Vile Eroticness".
Its...
ITS...
Surprisingly boring.
Sure, it details many different demons and the various ways they copulate with each other and human men, but it is a lot less "vile" than you were expecting. Still, many of the things written inside of it are spells that could come in handy, so you decide to take it with you.
(set: $MagicBook to 1)
With a book of dark magic in hand (no matter how disappointing the contents turned out to be compared to the title) this actually is starting to feel a little more like an occult investigation!
[[//Better Continue Investigating//->Bookshelf]]
The sling is pretty well built, made of tanned leather and steel, both colored black. Whoever made this thing must have been an expert craftsman!
Actually...the thing looks kinda comfy. In a weird, kink accessory that doubles as household furniture kinda way.
The sling doesn't appear to have been used recently either, judging by the dust on it...
Would you like to relax in it for a minute?
[[//Sure Why Not//->Ending 8]]
[[//Nope, I Wanna Look at Other Things//->Examine Secret Room 2F]]
[[//No Thanks, It's a Sex Sling, Not a Hammock//->Secret Room 2F]]---
When the dark one decided to give me his gift I had to test it. His perverse powers let me control the minds of others and see their deepest carnal desires, it would be foolish to not take advantage of that!
Poor Jacob Peterson... Once I knew he wanted to be treated like a puppy, it was only a matter of time before he'd stop being a lumberjack and help me with my ultimate goal.
The dark one will be mine.
---
[[//This Guy Sounds Like a Creep//->JBF Diary]]You decide to look at the porn magazine.
It's a vintage copy of Bubble Butt Quarterly! (hot damn!)
You briefly stop your investigation of the mansion to begin your investigation of these classic big bouncy asses.
This booty investigation of course being very very important. Nothing deserves your attention as much as a big fuzzy rump.
You consider swiping the magazine, but then you might be depriving others of looking at these amazing and perfect vintage bubble butts.
That's a crime you would //never// forgive yourself for.
[[//Leave the Magazine//->Bookshelf]]You decide to look into the tattered notebook.
"...and then Daigo put his throbbing member into Burt's aching hole..."
???
This appears to be someone's erotic fiction. The handwriting is the same as the summoning ritual. That is to say, absolutely terrible. You assume the same person wrote it. So... one of the fratboys is writing sexy stories about his friends.
Why is this in the library?
You decide to put the notebook back, and continue on your way.
[[//Put the Book Back//->Bookshelf]]You decide to read the diary. Admittedly that feels like a rude as fuck thing to do, but investigations tend to lead to doing rude as fuck things for the greater good.
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September 3rd, 1957
I swear I'm not just seein things. there's a ghost in this pad. None of the other fellas believe me, but whenever I turn the corner I swear I see a guy with nothin on. At first I thought it mighta been one of the guys playing a prank on me, but this guy didn't look like anyone I knew. His face fuzz was very old timey too...
Im gonna start using this diary thing to keep track of whenever that spooky bastard shows up. That way if something happens I have evidence.
No wispy asshole is gonna make a fool outta me.
-------------------
Read the next entry?
[[//Yes//->Library Diary 2]]
[[//No//->Bookshelf]]You decide to read the strange leatherbound book.
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IN HIS NAME WE WRITE SO WE SHALL FIND PLEASURE AND WE TAINT THE INNOCENT TO PLEASE HIM IN RETURN DO NOT DENY HIM HE WILL ALWAYS GET WHAT HE WANTS ALL DEALS AND CONTRACTS WILL ALWAYS END IN HIS FAVOR HE SEES AND KNOWS EVERYTHING THIS TOME IS HIS WE ARE HIS YOU ARE HIS BORN FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION HE CAME AND CLAIMED ALL AS HIS OWN AS WAS HIS RIGHT WE MUST DENY ANY OTHERS OF HIS KIND WE ARE HIS DISCIPLES AND HIS DISCIPLES ALONE IN HIS NAME WE WRITE SO WE SHALL FIND PLEASURE AND WE TAINT THE INNOCENT TO PLEASE HIM IN RETURN DO NOT DENY HIM HE WILL ALWAYS GET WHAT HE WANTS ALL DEALS AND CONTRACTS WILL ALWAYS END IN HIS FAVOR HE SEES AND KNOWS EVERYTHING THIS TOME IS HIS WE ARE HIS YOU ARE HIS BORN FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION HE CAME AND CLAIMED ALL AS HIS OWN AS WAS HIS RIGHT WE MUST DENY ANY OTHERS OF HIS KIND WE ARE HIS DISCIPLES AND HIS DISCIPLES ALONE IN HIS NAME WE WRITE SO WE SHALL FIND PLEASURE AND WE TAINT THE INNOCENT TO PLEASE HIM IN RETURN DO NOT DENY HIM HE WILL ALWAYS GET WHAT HE WANTS ALL DEALS AND CONTRACTS WILL ALWAYS END IN HIS FAVOR HE SEES AND KNOWS EVERYTHING THIS TOME IS HIS WE ARE HIS YOU ARE HIS BORN FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION HE CAME AND CLAIMED ALL AS HIS OWN AS WAS HIS RIGHT WE MUST DENY ANY OTHERS OF HIS KIND WE ARE HIS DISCIPLES AND HIS DISCIPLES ALONE
---
...oh.
Would you like to read the next page?
[[//Yes//->Demonic Book 2]]
[[//I Would Prefer Not To Do That//->Library 1F]]You decide to talk to the huge guy sitting on the bed.
"Hey...uh...how you doin?" you ask him.
The man lifts his head from his hands and looks at you opening his mouth to speak, but stopping before he says anything. He does this several times, and then just collapses against the bed.
"Not good."
"Can you tell me what happened here?" you ask in the gentlest voice you can muster.
The man sighs.
"We...we were tricked. I thought that doing this would help us with all our problems. Once I found the books I convinced everyone else to join me... I...I ran away. At first I thought that...thing the demon did didn't affect me, but while I was hiding in here... Now I can't even leave the room. The worst part is...somehow I still feel small."
"How much do you remember about the demon?"
The hulking frat boy sighs again.
"Not much. I think its his fault...I don't remember anything about what he looks like. I see bits and pieces of what happened, but most of it is gone."
(set: $JakeTalk to 1)
You give the poor guy a hug.
"Look, I'm gonna fix this. I'm pretty sure all of this is magic, so if I prepare the right tools, I can take him on."
The poor guy lets a small smile onto his face, the first time you've seen anything but a huge frown since you came into the room.
"Okay, but be careful. He can mess with your brain, make you forget important things, change who you are..."
"Alright I'll be careful. Just stay safe...er..."
"My name's Jake. Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere," he says with a chuckle.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Storage Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Storage Room 1F]]You decide to turn these handsome guys down on their offer. You need your clothes if you're gonna continue your investigation after all.
Ridwan's smile turns into a frown. "Aww, okay...but just so you know, we're gonna be here all night, okay?"
"And the offer is still on the table," adds Carlos with a wink.
Chip gives you a small pat on the back. "Take care buddy, some of the other guys in this place aren't so friendly."
So they're aware of whats happening?
"And...this doesn't really bother you?" you ask.
All three of them shrug.
"Not our problem," says Carlos.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Game Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Game Room 1F]]You decided to just fuck all night, each of the pool players eager to get as many orgasms out of you as possible, treating it like a game.
In the end, Chip won with three. His mouth always did the trick.
You were, of course, too tired to continue your investigation, and you ended up sleeping on the pool table.
When you woke up everyone was gone.
Questioning whether you imagined last night, you put on your clothes and leave the mansion, never speaking about what happened to anyone.
A lot of missing persons reports started cropping up over the next few days. Most of the frat boys who were living at the mansion went missing, as well as a few of their dads, a coach, and a professor.
Investigations were launched, but nothing came of it.
(if: $Ending3 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
You wonder if things would have been different if your libido hadn't gotten the better of you.
(set: $Ending3 to 1)
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #3: Outplayed//''
And that's how the story ends.
This isn't the kind of conclusion you wanted though, right?
If you want a different outcome, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]].---
TO PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP THE DEMONIC ACTIVITY
Okay. I got tipped off that this place was invaded by demons, so I decided to check it out.
Here's the thing though, it's a waste of my time. I'm pretty sure a ninety year old geezer can deal with this trash. Just in case though, here's what I know about these guys.
Imps AKA Little Fucking Bastards
They're just gonna try to fuck you.
That's about it, they aren't very complex little creeps. They have a hyperactive libido and a one track mind.
How to stop them: Don't fuck them. Seriously. Failing that, a flyswatter should do the trick.
These assholes will leave as soon as they get bored, which shouldn't be too long.
Count yourself lucky, you could have had this place taken over by an archdemon, now //that// would have been something that needs my help!
I'm gonna check the basement and then get out of here.
with love,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Demon Hunter Chad.
PS: I raided the fridge. The beer you guys buy is shit.
---
[[//Well Then//->Library 1F]]---
8==D//
Itchy.
Tasty.
Sexy.//
---
The writing is followed by dozens of crude drawings of penises, in fact,
you turn the pages, and all of them after this one is just wall to wall dick collages.
Huh. Guess the author of the diary //did// end up drawing things in his sleep. Wonder how that turned out...
[[// Lets Just...Put this One Back and Forget it... //->Bookshelf]]-------------------
October 6th, 1957
I swear, this fucker is showing up in my dreams now.
The other guys in this mansion have been saying I started sleepwalking naked all over the house.
I hope they're just pulling my leg.
This is definitely getting out of hand, the next time I see the ghost I'm going for a tackle. Better teach him a lesson before he has me sleep writing or turns me gay.
Or worse...a //commie//.
-------------------------------
Read the next entry?
[[//Yes//->Library Diary 3]]
[[//No//->Bookshelf]]---
Once Fellatine finally had enough magic to open a portal to hell, he brings forth his incubus idol, a particularly powerful member of the race known as Adramoch the Vain. Fellatine assumed that "vain" meant weak willed and tried to enslave the demon, just like he did mortal men, his true goal.
He was wrong.
---
[[//Put it Back//->Record Room Choice]]---
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[[//BECOME ONE OF US//->Ending 4]]Before you had a chance to close the book an unnatural warmth filled your body and your thoughts turned dark and depraved. Though you'd never be fully aware of it, you had been corrupted by the dark tome and became the conduit for legions of lusty horrors eager to spread their influence.
Instead of helping the frat boys like you set out to, you left the mansion and began turning every man you saw to vice and base desire. In time you would corrupt many men in the town to your ways, bringing about a new cult of some strange and incomprehensible dark outer god from another dimension who wanted one thing and one thing only: Mortal men to live a life of absolute hedonism and debauchery.
Your time on this earth would not be long, only a couple years. People would say that the previously mentioned life of hedonism and debauchery is what did you in, but in actuality you just tripped over a coffee table and fell out a fourth story window, a mundane end for a mysterious and powerful man.
(if: $Ending4 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
Unfortunately for the cult, your existance was the anchor for the dark god, so it disappeared almost overnight.
(set: $Ending4 to 1)
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #4: ACCIDENTAL PROPHET TO THE DARK ONES//''
And that's how the story ends.
This isn't the kind of conclusion you wanted though, right?
If you want a different outcome, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]].You decide to take a look at the Mass XXXL containers.
God this stuff is awful.
Each of these different terrible powders has an endorsement by celebrity and all around annoying person Kirk Jibbles, a man who claimed to get completely ripped just using these natural products.
"And a generous helping of steroids," you muse to yourself.
You give Kirk's face on one of the containers a light jab, knocking it over.
As the jar rolls away you notice it was covering a small scrap of paper. Picking up the scrap you notice a few words written on it.
"EP"
The paper has the same terrible handwriting as the summoning note, so you decide to take it with you. You consider this your reward for taking your anger out on a picture of Kirk Jibbles.
(set: $WordsProgress to $WordsProgress + 1)
You've found (print: $WordsProgress) of 5 scraps of paper!
(set: $WordsEP to 1)
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Storage Room 1F]]
[[//Set Off to Potentially Punch More Suppliment Containers//->Storage Room 1F]]You decide to talk to Jake again.
The huge frat boy's face lights up as he sees you. You realize that you're probably the only person he's spoken to since the incident.
"Oh hey! Glad to see you again!"
You give the big lug a hug.
"I'm just checking up on you, everything okay? Do you remember anything else?"
"No, my memory's still fuzzy, but I'm alright. It's not worse or anything."
You breathe a sigh of relief knowing Jake's memory isn't degrading, that probably means you have plenty of time left to save him and the other guys.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Storage Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Storage Room 1F]]You take a look at the powder containers.
Unlike last time where you found a scrap of paper under one of them, nothing really stands out this time (except for maybe the ridiculous claims on the packaging, featuring the eternally punchable face of Kirk Jibbles).
This stuff is kinda complete trash, so you decide to leave it alone.
...after giving another jab to Kirk. He deserves it.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Storage Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Storage Room 1F]]You are fighting a Man-Drinking Plant.
(If: $PlantFight is 0)[You're in perfect health.
What will you do?
[[//BATTLE//->PlantFightBATTLE]]
[[//BEG//->PlantFightBEG]]
[[//BRANDISH//->PlantFightBRANDISH]]
[[//BOLT//->PlantFightBOLT]]](If: $PlantFight is 1)[You're breathing a little heavy.
What will you do?
[[//BATTLE//->PlantFightBATTLE]]
[[//BEG//->PlantFightBEG]]
[[//BRANDISH//->PlantFightBRANDISH]]
[[//BOLT//->PlantFightBOLT]]](If: $PlantFight is 2)[You're starting to get a little dizzy.
What will you do?
[[//BATTLE//->PlantFightBATTLE]]
[[//BEG//->PlantFightBEG]]
[[//BRANDISH//->PlantFightBRANDISH]]
[[//BOLT//->PlantFightBOLT]]](If: $PlantFight is 3)[You're feeling kinda woozy.
What will you do?
[[//BATTLE//->PlantFightBATTLE]]
[[//BEG//->PlantFightBEG]]
[[//BRANDISH//->PlantFightBRANDISH]]
[[//BOLT//->PlantFightBOLT]]](If: $PlantFight is 4)[You don't know how much more you can take...
[[//...//->PlantFightBADEND]]]You decide to examine the canned foods.
Peas, Carrots, Peaches, Beets...
Yep. Those sure are foods.
The cans are unfortunately very boring.
[[//Leave the Boring Foods Behind//->Wine Cellar B1]](if: $TP is 1)[Aww hell. Right. The toilet paper pile mess. You really don't wanna deal with this right now, someone else can clean up the scattered paper. You got demons to exorcise.
[[//Walk Away and Don't Look Back//->Wine Cellar B1]]](if: $TP is 0)[Its toilet paper.
Its not even particularly high quality toilet paper. This is the cheap stuff you find in gas station bathrooms.
You pick up a roll and toss it at the wall to see if it'll bounce. It does.
...
(set: $TP to 1)
Okay maybe another one.
You toss the roll harder this time, and it bounces off the wall with so much force that it knocks over the entire pile.
***sigh***
You are //not// cleaning that up.
[[//Walk Away//->Wine Cellar B1]]]You decide to examine the magazines.
Yep. Its all porn.
Vintage stuff too. From back when all the dudes were really hairy. Damn.
You consider sneaking a few of the magazines out of here but your conscience gets the better of you.
...maybe look at them for a while instead...
Ooh, an outdoorsman issue...
Okay enough looking at porn.
For now.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Wine Cellar B1]]
[[//Go Back//->Wine Cellar B1]]You decide to look at the alcohol.
Damn, this is a lot of booze.
One of the walls has a shelf completely filled with bottles of all sorts of colors, shapes, and sizes. You don't consider yourself much of a drinker, but something about the look of it makes you want to have a shelf like this in your home.
(if: $WeedKiller is 0)[One of the bottles stands out to you, well its more like a purple jug.
You decide to uncork it and give it a sniff...
"Sweet fuckin' hell!" you blurt out. This hooch is strong enough a single drop would probably kill an entire garden! You could probably use it to start a fire, or maybe trade with someone.
...ooooor you could try drinking it...just a sip couldn't hurt...
What will you do?
[[//Take the Booze//->Cellar Alcohol Take]]
[[//Drink the Booze//->Cellar Alcohol Drink]]](else:)[You can still see the spot where you took the super strong booze. Considering the beer cans littered throughout the mansion, the guys didn't really like the hard stuff that much, so was this here before they showed up?
Huh. That makes you feel a little better about taking their liquor.
[[//Continue//->Wine Cellar B1]]]You decide to take the alcohol with you.
(set: $WeedKiller to 1)
Luckily there's a little handle on the jug, so there's less risk of it breaking.
That would be one hell of a mess and you are //not// cleaning that up!
[[//Stop Worrying About Janitorial Work//->Wine Cellar B1]]After all this bullshit, you deserve a drink...
What was I doing again?
Oh man! Its hot in here...better take my clothes off...
Those magazines over there look really nice...
Heheheh...
[[//Jerk Off and Read the Porno Mags All Night//->Ending 5]]You got drunk off of weird booze and spent all night looking at porn magazines and jerking off naked in someone else's basement.
That's not a terrible way to spend the night, but when you're trying to save a bunch of people, it's admittedly one of the worse ones.
When you wake up the next morning with a hangover from hell everyone in the mansion is gone. The place is completely and eerily deserted.
A lot of missing persons reports started cropping up over the next few days. Most of the frat boys who were living at the mansion went missing, as well as a few of their dads, a coach, and a professor.
Investigations were launched, but nothing came of it.
(if: $Ending5 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
You wonder if things would have been different if your hedonism hadn't got the best of you.
(set: $Ending5 to 1)
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #5: Bottoms Up!//''
And that's how the story ends.
This isn't the kind of conclusion you wanted though, right?
If you want a different outcome, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]].How will you attack the pervy plant?
[[//CHAAAAAARGE!!!//->PlantFightCharge]]
[[//Try to Trick the Plant//->PlantFightTrick]]
[[//Find Something in the Kitchen to Use//->PlantFightUse]]You attempt to beg the plant to release the poor middle aged bastards in its wiggly clutches.
Unfortunately for you and the poor bastards, the plant, despite being an admittedly mobile and surprisingly strong plant, isn't really aware of anything aside from maybe the concept of food.
(set: $PlantFight to $PlantFight + 1)
In response to you yelling and waving your arms the plant strikes you in the head with several of its thick green tentacles.
Huh, maybe it //is// aware and just doesn't care for how loud you are.
Either way, ow.
"Better luck next time, guy," the man with the mustache says trying to console you, ya know, despite being held in the air by a plant monster.
[[//Continue//->Plant Fight 2]]You decide to brandish something towards the plant that might get it to back down, or a least trade for those poor guys.
(if: $MagicBook is 1)[[[//Use the Tome of Vile Eroticness//->Plant Book]]]
(if: $BasementKey is 1)[[[//Use the Basement Key//->Plant Basement Key]]]
(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1)[[[//Use the Hypno Specs//->Plant Specs]]]
(if: $StrangeCrystal is 1)[[[//Use the Red Crystal//->Plant Crystal]]]
(if: $MeUnderwears is 1)[[[//Use the Thong//->Plant Underwear]]]
(if: $WeedKiller is 1)[[[//Use the Alcohol//->Plant Alcohol]]]
(if: $MagicBook is 0)[(if: $HypnoSpecs is 0)[(if: $BasementKey is 0)[...but you don't seem to have anything like that on you...
[[//Go Back//->Plant Fight 2]]]]]On second thought, fuck this.
(set: $PlantFight to 0)
"I'll be back for you guys!" you yell behind you to the plant's captives as you run away.
"Okie dokie!" they both shout back to you.
You can't tell if what you said was a lie or not. Either way, //you're// safe, and that's what matters right now.
[[//Catch Your Breath in the Main Hall//->Main Hall 1F]]You are extremely tired.
Sensing your weakness the plant grabs onto your leg and lifts you into the air, leaving you dangling with blood rushing directly to your head. Perhaps because it's already feeding from two men it doesn't even try to drain you.
(set: $PlantFight to 1)
Oh boy. You did not need this today.
"So, hows it going?" the bearded man says with more than a little bit of snark.
"Oh, you know...hanging in there..." you respond with a chuckle. At this point a sense of humor is all you got left.
Both the men chuckle. "Haha...well...someone's bound to come save us. Don't worry about it too much buddy. Hell, I wish my wife would give me //half// this much action!" the mustached man consoles.
"It's (ahh...) just holding me (whew...) upside down..." you breathe out dizzily.
"Well...uh...cheer up!"
[[//Struggle to Get Free//->Ending 7]]Grogginess overwhelms you as you open your eyes and look down at your body.
Red. Shiny red beneath a carpet of hair.
Memories are coming back...
The imp kissed you...
your body got hot...
and then...
You became like him.
In your moment of vulnerability, the imp decided to turn you into a devil, for some unknown purpose. You go to stand up, but a feeling of dread washes over you as dozens of shadowy hands reach out from the floor and grab your still woozy body.
(if: $Ending6 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
A struggle ensues, but no matter how hard you thrash, the hands hold tight. One of the hands moves to your balls and grips them hard. You definitely aren't going anywhere.
(set: $Ending6 to 1)
Your demonic sire gives you a little wave as you start descending into the floor.
This imp is dragging you to hell!
"Stop! //Please//!!!" you shout. You started this encounter fighting the demon, you're reduced to begging. The grin on the imp's face just gets wider as he savors the moment.
"You goddamn asshole! Let me go!!!" you snarl. The imp responds by spitting in your face.
Inky blackness overtakes you.
All you can hear is a cacophony of sickening laughter...
There's nothing you can do.
You're one of them now.
And after they're done with you in hell, you'll forget you ever weren't.
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #6: Demonized//''
And that's how the story ends.
This isn't the kind of conclusion you wanted though, right?
If you want a different outcome, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]].Your struggling is in vain, the plant continues holding you upside down, and eventually the hold takes its toll and you pass out cold, the last thing you see being those idiots fistbumping about getting blowjobs. The doofuses probably have one brain cell between em!
There's no way to tell if the plant reacted this way because you tried to kill it, or if it was just plain bad luck. Either way, you aren't going anywhere anytime soon, and since this freaky foliage has two steady meals to keep it strong, so its gonna be holding you up for a //loooong// time.
Hopefully someone else will save the the men living here...and you too.
(if: $Ending7 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
Ideally before you die.
(set: $Ending7 to 1)
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #7: All Tied Up//''
And that's how the story ends.
This isn't the kind of conclusion you wanted though, right?
If you want a different outcome, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]].---
3. Did you believe in ghosts before becoming a ghost/visiting the world of ghosts?
[[//Yes//->Questionnaire 4]]
[[//No//->Questionnaire 4]]
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6. Would you be willing to take a follow-up survey after completing this questionnaire to record how you felt about it?
[[//No//->Questionnaire 7]]
[[//Fuck No//->Questionnaire 7]]
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5. Did you write in "Dicks" for the last question's answer?
[[//Hell Yeah I Did//->Questionnaire 6]]
[[//Sweat Nervously and Write a Shaky No//->Questionnaire 6]]
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1. Did you do anything over the course of your life that you sincerely regret?
[[//Yes//->Questionnaire 2]]
[[//No//->Questionnaire 2]]
---You decide to remove the brick on the right, fully expecting to hear the cacophonous voice of Marcy again.
You carefully pull the stone block from the wall...
"HELLO!"
Even though you fully expected it, Marcy's loud greeting causes you to let out a high pitched "GUH" and drop the brick in your hands.
That thing is never reaching the floor gently ever.
"FANCY MEETING YOU HERE AGAIN, IN THE SPOT WHERE I ALWAYS AM!" the unbelievably chipper wall goblin cackles.
"Oh, hi Marcy," you respond in what sounded to you like a almost monotone voice. Admittedly almost any voice would be considered monotone compared to hers. "What have you been up to?"
"THANK YOU FOR ASKING, ASIDE FROM POLISHING MY SCALES I HAVE BEEN TAKING UP KNITTING, WHICH IS VERY EASY THANKS TO MY SEVEN ARMS. HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU HAVE, FRIEND?"
"Uh, I have two. Two arms."
"THAT IS AN UNFORTUNATE NUMBER OF ARMS TO HAVE."
"Why?"
"TWO IS LESS THAN SEVEN."
"It...it sure is."
"LISTEN FRIEND JANITOR, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT SURPRISE FOR YOU!"
Thousands of different possibilities, each more alien than the last, cascade through your mind. You brace yourself.
"What kind of surprise?"
"OKAY SO, WHEN I PICKED UP KNITTING, I DID IT TO MAKE YOU A HAT TO WEAR. ON YOUR HEAD SPECIFICALLY. UNFORTUNATELY WHEN IT WAS ALMOST DONE, MY GOOD FRIEND GARGOBLAX INFORMED ME THAT HUMANS HAVE SYMMETRICAL HEADS!" Marcy admits to you in what sounds like embarrassment.
"That is very true, humans do have symmetrical heads!" you chuckle, amused and a little bit touched at Marcy's appreciation for you.
"SEE I KNEW GARGOBLAX WAS CORRECT, THEY ARE SO SMART. ALSO THIS WAS A SHOCKING MOMENT, BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THAT YOU TOLD ME THAT JANITORS ARE A SUBSET OF HUMANS. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A SYMMETRICAL HEAD AND CANNOT WEAR THE HAT I MADE," the monster bellows sadly.
"That's okay, I appreciate the thought Marcy," you respond comfortingly.
"THANK YOU NICE FRIEND JANITOR. YOU KNOW, THAT MOMENT GOT ME THINKING, I KNOW SO LITTLE ABOUT THE WORLD, THERE MUST BE A LOT OF CULTURES OUT THERE."
"Oh yeah, there's probably thousa-"
"MAYBE EVEN LIKE...TWELVE CULTURES."
"Twelve?"
"YES, TWELVE. AND I WANT TO SEE THEM ALL. AFTER I FINISH THIS HAT."
"You know, if you want to see all...twelve... cultures of the world, you can go now. The hat can wait."
"BUT JANITOR FRIEND KIND PERSON, WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY RADIATING ON YOUR HEAD BECOMES INSUFFICIENT, YOU MIGHT START EXPERIENCING THE COLDS."
"Don't worry about the colds. My head will be fine, plus it will give you something to do while you're on the ...road?"
"THIS IS TRUE. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE I WILL FIND LOVE ON MY ADVENTURES. I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO GET OUT THERE AND START DATING, MAYBE I WILL FIND THE RIGHT WOMAN FOR ME!"
"I'm sure you will," you respond sincerely.
"THIS MEANS I MUST GO PACK MY THINGS. SO MANY WALLS. OH, DO YOU THINK THEY WILL GET BY WITHOUT HAVING A WALL GOBLIN HERE?" Marcy asks with a twinge of dread in her voice.
"They'll be fine, just put up a note and I'm positive things won't go to hell without you. You know...figuratively."
"I WAS GOING TO SAY I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S A LITERAL PORTAL TO HELL IN THE ATTIC. CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR ME?"
"I'm gonna try."
"GOOD ENOUGH FRIEND JANITOR. I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON, WEARING A NEW FANCY HAT MADE WITH MATERIALS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!" Marcy says with glee.
"Goodbye Marcy," you chortle. Even when demons aren't around things are never boring around here.
(set: $MarcyTalk to 2)
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Basement Hallway B1]]
[[//Go Back//->Basement Hallway B1]]---
7. Have you ever bound a spirit to the mortal realm against their will?
[[//Yes//->Q Intermission]]
[[//No//->Q Intermission]]
---[[Several Hundred Increasingly Confusing Questions Later...->Questionnaire 8]]---
Yes. Forms. It's not all fun and games in the land of the dead.
In this packet are several forms, all given to you by our helpful secretary Lorraine.
The first form in the packet is a questionnaire we give all new people to our fair plane of existance.
We are legally required to inform you that the questionnaire does not determine your final resting place. We don't care if you try to hide the fact that you stole candy when you were twelve, Kenneth.
The rest of the forms are to be decided by Lorraine, fill them out to the best of your ability!
---
[[//Hoo Boy...//->Questionnaire 1]]---
Hello recently dead person/visitor! Welcome to the Realm of Spirits! As you may be figuring out, this is the afterlife! This may be a lot to take in, so as part of the welcoming package we have given you five minutes of free time to attempt to comprehend the unfathomable beyond.
Once you have taken advantage of the designated existential crisis period, please turn the page and begin reading the rules of the afterlife. If you do not feel infinitesimally small from this revelation due to your beliefs or because you don't care, please use this designated period for leisure activities or to take advantage of the many vending machines and restrooms in the area.
Please use your five minutes now.
---
[[//Do Not Take Advantage of the Designated Existential Crisis Period and Continue//->Death Form 1]]You decide to remove the brick on the right side. It is //extremely// suspicious.
(set: $MarcyTalk to 1)
You gentley pull the brick out, as to not make any loud noise.
Almost...
Just a little more...
"CAN YOU HELP ME PERSON?"
"GAH!"
Thanks to the strange cacophonous voice startling you the brick drops to the ground with an audible clack. So much for not making loud noise.
"PERSON WHO IS SURPRISED, I NEED YOUR HELP."
The voice coming from the wall sounds a little panicked.
"What do you need?"
"I HAVE A DILEMMA. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO WASH MY HAIR, BUT EVERY TIME I DO IT GETS COMPLETELY DESTROYED."
"Your hair?"
"NO. THE WATER. DO YOU KNOW OF ANY METHODS TO WASH YOUR HAIR WITHOUT HAVING THE WATER VIOLENTLY EXPLODE.
"What do you wash the rest of your body with?"
"MAGIC. I DO NOT WASH MY HAIR WITH MAGIC BECAUSE IT MIGHT GET FRIZZY, AND I DO NOT WANT TO LOOK UNAPPEALING TO OTHER LADIES."
"I don't think that would be much of a problem, I don't know anyone who thinks frizzy hair is a dealbreaker."
Though you expected many things tonight, giving advice to a weird voice in a basement wall was not one of them.
"REALLY? THAT IS VERY REASSURING TO HEAR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP NICE FRIEND. MY NAME IS MARCY AND I AM A WALL GOBLIN. WHAT ARE YOU?"
"I'm a janitor. Did you say uh...wall goblin? I've never heard of that."
"I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF A JANITOR, IS IT A SUBSET OF HUMAN?"
"Uhh...yes. Yes it is."
"THAT IS AMAZING. YOU ARE AMAZING JANITOR FRIEND!" Marcy cackles in delight.
"Why thank you! Uhh...forgive me for asking, but what is a wall goblin?"
"YOU ARE FORGIVEN JANITOR PERSON. WALL GOBLINS ARE IN MANY WAYS LIKE HUMANS, BUT WE DO HAVE SOME KEY DIFFERENCES. FOR INSTANCE OUR FLAGELLA UNDULATE IN THE MOONLIGHT, AND AS FAR AS I AM AWARE HUMANS DO NOT HAVE FLAGELLA, UNDULATING OR OTHERWISE."
"Yeah...that's a thing we definitely don't have...I think."
"YOU ARE FASCINATING FRIEND. UNFORTUNATELY I MUST GO, I MUST EAT DINNER. I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN SOME TIME."
"I'll see you around Marcy," you say putting the brick back.
What a weird and friendly monster lady.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Basement Hallway B1]]
[[//Go Back//->Basement Hallway B1]]---
927. Does pizza having a topping on it that you don't like make you unable to eat it?
[[//Yes//->Questionnaire End]]
[[//No//->Questionnaire End]]
---You finally finish the unbelievably long questionnaire.
But sadly this is just the beginning of your form based nightmare.
unless...
unless you fill them out randomly.
I mean...they'll probably notice, won't they?
[[//Try to Actually Fill All the Forms//->Form Fill]]
[[//Just Fill in Whatever//->Form Fake]]---
2. Have you ever had a carne asada taco?
[[//Yes//->Questionnaire 3]]
[[//No//->Questionnaire 3]]
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5. Did you write in "Dicks" for the last question's answer?
[[//Yes//->Questionnaire 6]]
[[//No//->Questionnaire 6]]
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4. What color is the light behind your eyes?
[[//Uhhh....//->Questionnaire 5]]
[[//Blue Maybe?//->Questionnaire 5]]
[[//(Just Write In "Dicks")//->Questionnaire 5b]]
---You decide that the black book will be the solution to your weed problem.
You very quickly flip through the pages hoping to find someting that will help you destroy the promiscuous plant. Eventually you find something about searing flames (this is supposed to be an erotica book what the hell?), but before you can begin an incantation a tentacle knocks the book out of your hand.
(set: $PlantFight to $PlantFight + 1)
"Aww god dammit!"
"It was worth a try!" the bearded one yells.
"Yeah, I thought it was gonna work!" the mustachioed one adds.
[[//Continue//->Plant Fight 2]]You decide to use the alcohol on the freaky foliage. It //is// pretty potent stuff, after all.
With some quick reflexes you toss the bottle onto the plant's base, and it breaks open splashes onto the monster with a loud crash.
"What was that?" asks the guy with the mustache.
"Uh...booze. I think."
(set: $PlantBattle to 1)
"You wasted fuckin' booze on //that//?" the bearded one shouts bewildered. "Shoulda gave it to us! At least it woulda been used for somethin' good!"
Suddenly, the plant's tendrils begin to droop. Despite the obvious massive effort it exerts to lift its tentacles, it can no longer keep its captives tied up.
(set: $WeedKiller to 2)
Is the plant poisoned....or just drunk?
"Hey Bob...do you think he actually did it? Beat the plant?" the mustachioed one asks
"I think so Mitch, I think so." the bearded one replies.
"Does...does that mean no more blowjobs?"
"I mean...we could do it to each other, no reason to go back to our old sex lives, right?"
"Ain't that gay?"
"So it's gay to get a blowjob from your pal Bob but not some weird plant monster?"
"I mean...kinda."
"Who the hell cares, I'm horny!"
"Me too, lets get outta here go find a hotel!"
"I love you Mitch."
"...I love you too Bob..."
It looks like your plan worked! The monster released its captives and is too drunk/sick to grab anyone else!
You feel a little bad for it though...even if it was attacking guys.
Speaking of guys, those two ran off without saying a single word to you!
Guess rescue has to be its own reward at times like this...
[[//Well That's the End of That//->Kitchen 1F]]Maybe you can distract the plant with the thong? It might be convinced there's a dick in it or something!
You toss the underwear to one side and hunker down, hoping the tentacled fiend will take the bait. You end up waiting for a long time.
Eventually enough time passes that you start to get suspicious, but when you go to grab the underwear you notice that a tentacle has sneakily wrapped around one of your calves.
Oh shit!
The tentacle gives a hard yank and you fall down face first onto the kitchen floor, making generations of scheming cartoon half-wits proud.
The squirmy sucker lets go, possibly so it can do this again. You grab the underwear and put it in your pocket after a minute or so of laying face down in shame.
"Nice try, buddy!" the bearded guy yells down to you.
(set: $PlantFight to $PlantFight + 1)
[[//Continue//->Plant Fight 2]]Maybe the crystal will calm this savage beast.
Can plants be beasts? Whatever, gonna try the crystal anyway.
The strange stone gives off an eerie glow that bathes the entire room in a red light.
Before you can see the effects a tentacle shoots out from the plant and knocks you over, sending both your body and the crystal sliding across the floor.
The light ends and your green foe seems perfectly fine.
"Well that didn't work," you think to yourself rubbing your back.
"It looked pretty at least!" the guy with a mustache calls down to you.
(set: $PlantFight to $PlantFight + 1)
[[//Continue//->Plant Fight 2]]You attempt to weaponize the basement key, maybe stabbing one of the plant's tentacles will force it to release its captives.
As you bring the key down on the plant, you immediately notice how rounded the edges of the key are, and how slick the tentacles look.
The key harmlessly slips off of the plant's skin and the momentum causes you to fall face first onto the ground.
Both the men wince very audibly.
The plant may not have eyes but the green monster has two very aware captives and they both saw you make a complete ass of yourself.
Aww man...
"You okay there buddy?" the bearded one calls out.
"Uhh...yeah. You two still hanging in there?" you groan.
"Oh yeah. Just fine!" mustache replies chipper as ever.
(set: $PlantFight to $PlantFight + 1)
[[//Continue//->Plant Fight 2]]You wonder if you can hypnotize the plant with the specs. It's a longshot, but weirder things have happened tonight.
You put the specs on your face and start staring at as many tentacles as you can, hoping at least one of them will show signs of hypnotism.
Eventually one of them slaps the glasses off of your face and they land on the same tentacle, creating an almost beaglepuss-like face.
You start laughing but a tentacle jabs you in the gut before long, and then whips the glasses at you.
"Can't this thing take a joke?" you mutter to yourself rubbing your gut.
"I got it!"
"Me too!"
(set: $PlantFight to $PlantFight + 1)
[[//Continue//->Plant Fight 2]]You charge at the plant with your fists cocked before realizing that this is a very very bad idea.
The monster wraps you in a particularly thick tentacle and then throws you against the kitchen door. Something makes out a very loud rattling noise, but you can't tell if it was the door or your poor bones.
(set: $PlantFight to $PlantFight + 1)
"You okay?" the mustachioed one yells to you.
"Y...yeah," you lie.
After stablizing yourself you get ready to try something else...maybe something that lets you keep your distance from that thing's throwing...tentacles.
[[//Continue//->Plant Fight 2]]You decide to trick the green groper. You //have// to be smarter than it, right? It doesn't even have a brain! ...probably.
In an attempt to grab the monster's attention you fake to the left and dash to the right, causing the creature to lash out several tentacles in two seperate directions. You rush underneith all of them, causing the tentacles to overlap.
(set: $PlantBattle to 1)
"Hold on...what's he doin', Bob?" the bearded one asks.
"I dunno Mitch, I think he's givin' this plant a bit of the ol' runaround..." the mustachioed one replies.
"Oh man, he's got all those tentacles wrapped up, Bob. I think he might actually have this thing beat."
"Does that mean it's not gonna give us blowjobs anymore, Mitch?"
"I'm afraid so Bob, looks like it's back to our old sex lives..."
"Ya know...why don't we just do this...to each other?"
"Bob, buddy. I never thoughta that... How about you and I go get a hotel room?"
"Mitch...I think I'd like that...I don't think this thing had a tight hold on me to begin with, lemme help you..."
"It wasn't really holding onto me either..."
"Oh. Well, lets get outta here!"
Your tricks seems to have worked, the plant has tired itself out and released its two captives, though they both ran out without thanking you.
The rescue itself has to be the reward you suppose.
[[//Well That's the End of That//->Kitchen 1F]]Thinking quickly you look around the kitchen for something to use on the plant, settling on a large butcher knife. You bring the knife down on one of the plants many thick tentacles...
You slipped.
Steeling yourself you try and stab again...
And it slips right off, the damn thing is too slick to stab with something like this!
The tentacle you were trying to stab grabs you by the waist and throws you against a wall, followed by it picking up your attempted weapon and stabbing it into the counter with full force.
You're glad they have a whole set of butcher knives because that one is pretty much broken. Also possibly broken? Your Ribs.
"That was a good idea, but this plant is just too smart, eh?" the mustached man yells reassuringly. It doesn't really make you feel better.
(set: $PlantFight to $PlantFight + 1)
[[//Continue//->Plant Fight 2]]You decide to examine the brick on the left, earlier you had found a scrap of paper, but maybe you missed something?
You remove the loose block and...
Nothing.
Okay well, not nothing. There //is// a black beetle hanging out in the wall.
You wave hello to the small black beetle and put the brick back. You like to think that the beetle waved back, in its own way.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Basement Hallway B1]]
[[//Go Back//->Basement Hallway B1]]You decide that the loose brick on the left is suspicious enough that it's worth investigating.
Pulling the brick out, you accidentally inhale some dust, forcing a sneeze out of you.
...aaaand there goes the brick. It hits the ground with a hard and very loud clack.
You cringe at the echoing noise, but continue your investigation knowing that you probably scared like ten to fifteen people.
Looking inside the hole you see a few bugs, a lot of dust, and what looks like a dirty scrap of paper.
You grab the scrap and give it a close look. There's a word written on it!
"BAP"
Bap huh? Judging by it having the terrible handwriting as the note, this must be one of the words of unsummoning it mentioned.
Unsummoning demons sounds like very silly business.
(set: $WordsProgress to $WordsProgress + 1)
You've found (print: $WordsProgress) of 5 scraps of paper!
(set: $WordsBAP to 1)
[[//Put The Brick Back and Examine Something Else//->Examine Basement Hallway B1]]
[[//Put the Brick Back and Move On//->Basement Hallway B1]]"This is crazy, are you //absolutely// sure it'll work?"
"The book said it should, and it hasn't been wrong yet. If what it says is true, if we do this right, it'll fix //everything//."
"What if it doesn't, Jake? What if this is a big fucking mistake? What if you get everyone killed listening to a dead guy's journal?"
"Hey, nobody's forcing you to join! You can leave if you don't like the plan! Not all of us can fix our problems by doing a few jumping jacks, //Noah//."
"That's a really fuckin' low blow, Burt, and you know it."
"I'm just saying, I actually trust Jake, he's got us this far. Do you remember what the last spell did to the aloe plant?"
"...yeah."
"So give the guy a little credit. What's the worst that could happen?"
[[//...//->Opener 2]]
You pass through the mirror completely unhindered.
Taking a look around...you are definitely somewhere new. It...doesn't seem very...hell like.
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Waiting Room 1]]---
Jebediah Bartholomew Fellatine builds his mansion, with a temple dedicated to an ancient incubus crafted into the foundation. Over the course of a couple months, Fellatine metally dominates 13 men to form a personal cult, his attempt to bring the incubus he worships into the mortal realm.
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[[//Put it Back//->Record Room Choice]]---
Thank you for using the designated period.
The first thing you should familiarize yourself with is the rules of our realm. Don't worry about the sights or settling yourself in if you're a visitor or recently dead person respectively, we'll get to that! :)
Here are some very important rules our new arrivals and visitors should know!
1. Please keep your clothes on at all times while in public. This is EVERYONE's afterlife!
2. Money has no meaning here, your big shot CEO wallet is basically a paperweight. Do not try to bribe people for favor and absolutely do not throw a fit when it doesn't work.
3. The next person we catch trying to free a tyrant from the crystal prison in order to put his soul in their robot is joining him. We mean it.
4. Visiting your family members and friends is fine, harassing them because they slept with your boyfriend is not.
5. If you are dead, your body is now made of ectoplasm. It should feel the same, just a little more pliable. That being said take care to not leave trails of ectoplasm everywhere. Ectoplasmic trails are a privilege not a right.
6. Please do not harass people from previous eras with your knowledge of current devices and techniques. Yes Ugg has seen fire. Ugg is tired of you asking.
7. Possessing visitors and making them quote a certain classic film is very much frowned upon. It was funny for the first ten or so years.
8. There is no such thing as a "Ghost Mafia", do not spread rumors of that to our visitors. New arrivals claiming to have been offered a position in the Ghost Mafia will recieve a stern talking to.
9. Do not wear black robes and harass new arrivals and visitors claiming they can only go back if they beat you in a game.
10. While an ectoplasmic body allows you to easily change your appearance, changing yourself to look like someone else and then just copying what they say is just childish.
11. Living visitors, do //not// try to loot the afterlife. Things from here are not material items, and as such will not be with you when you go back.
Once you've familiarized yourself with these rules, please turn the page and learn about the forms you're going to have to fill out.
---
[[//Forms?! Aww...//->Death Form 2]]You decide to check out the portrait(if: $WordsFLE is 1)[, even though the last one you examined led to... mishaps].
The painting is an interesting mixture of mediums. The background looks like a verdant forest painted in watercolors, but the subject in the foreground; a pale raven haired woman in a shining crimson gown, was painted using a more realistic looking method.
A //much// more realistic method. The lady in the painting almost looks like she could jump out at you!
"You just gonna stare at me all night or what?!"
...forget jumping out at you, she's //talking// to you!
"I...uh...buh?"
"That's right Einstein, I'm a talking painting, and I'm speaking right at you."
A hundred questions swirl through your mind, but one takes precedence
[[//Who Are You?//->Lady Carolyne 2]]You decide to look behind the right brick, maybe you can catch Marcy before she leaves.
(set: $MarcyTalk to 3)
You slowly pull the brick out of the wall, and to your surprise nothing causes you to drop it loudly on the floor, which is the first sign that marcy has already left.
Aww.
Before you can put the brick back you notice that a large piece of paper has been stuffed into the wall. Figuring this is the note that you told Marcy to write, you pick it up to give it a read.
[[//Read Marcy's Note//->Marcy's Note]]---
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
I, MARCY THE WALL GOBLIN, HAVE BECOME A WORLD TRAVELER. THOUGH BEING WITHOUT A WALL GOBLIN MAY MAKE YOU SAD, DO KNOW THAT I WILL BE BACK AS SOON AS I HAVE SEEN ALL TWELVE CULTURES OF THE WORLD.
TO MY FRIEND THE JANITOR HUMAN, YOU ARE A VERY NICE AND COOL PERSON WHO I LIKE VERY MUCH. I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL READING THE WORDS I HAVE PUT ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER. BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR HEAD SYMMETRICAL. I WOULD NOT LIKE A SECOND HAT TO GO TO WASTE! ::::()Y <-THAT IS A COY FACE DENOTING THAT I AM PLAYING AROUND WITH YOU. WE HAVE FUN.
IN SERIOUSNESS, FRIEND, YOU HAVE A SERIOUS JOB TO DO. THE DEMONS CAN BE MADE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE, BUT IT WILL TAKE MAGIC. I HAVE LEFT YOU SOME MAGIC IN THE FORM OF A PEARL. USE IT WISELY, THESE THINGS BREAK FASTER THAN A VLEEPNORX ON WEDNESDAYS.
(set: $Magic to $Magic +1)
SEE YOU SOON!
---
[[//What a Nice and Very Very Weird Monster Lady//->Basement Hallway B1]]Carolyne sighs.
"Listen. I know I talked a big game at the start, but I know how bad things are, and how bad they can get when demons are involved. I dunno how many rooms of this place you've been through, buddy, but it's bad. Really fuckin' bad."
The portrait ghost takes a drag from her cigarette. You're not sure where she got it from.
"Some of these boys here? Sure, half of em are dumb as a box of particularly dumb rocks, but the others, they were studying demonology for months, they prepared for every little fucking thing, every goddamn possibility," the spirit says while gesturing with her hands.
Carolyne exhales a cloud of smoke, none of it passing through the portrait.
"It's been six hours. Tops. Give it... I dunno... a day? The entire town could end up like this. Those poor bastards have no idea the shit they're in. How long does it take before we have a hell on earth situation? A year if we're lucky? A //month// if we're not?!" she rants almost to herself, not even looking directly at you at this point, just staring off into space.
"C...Carolyne?" you blurt out with concern.
"I'm fine. The point is, shits bad. And lucky for you, you're the only one standing in the way."
"Me?" you ask, bewildered.
"Don't see anyone else darlin', you're playing hero today."
"What caused this to happen, what makes people summon demons?"
Carolyne shrugs. "Bad luck, guys being told by other guys in charge they aren't good enough, a need for revenge. It's some combination of the three, as far as I know. No destiny or any crap like that. Things just sort of happen like this all the time, it's kinda sad really."
"I...I'm not really equipped to deal with this," you stammer.
"I know. That's why I'm gonna help you," Carolyne snaps while taking off her earring. She removes the pearl from the jewelery and tosses the rest away. "This pearl is made of pure magical essence, traded my firstborn child to a succubus for it."
Carolyne lets out a cackle. "Joke's on her, I hate kids! I might've settled down with a wife, but our babies were snakes, not snot-nosed brats! Oh...she was so fuckin' pissed, I wish you could have seen the look on that demon's face when she learned I died without ever having a kid..."
The demonologist laughs for a bit before continuing.
"Anyway... I've been using this thing to talk to you..." she says bluntly, holding her hand towards you with the pearl in her palm. Using the magic of the pearl, no doubt, her arm reaches through the painting.
"What happens if I take it?" you ask with a bit of worry in your voice.
"Well... this thing right here?" Carolyne barks, smacking the frame of the portrait. "This thing goes back to being a boring old picture. And me? I'm gonna go fuck off. Guarding this place from demons hasn't been fun, and after those dumbasses opened a portal there's no point anyway."
Her voice goes from a haughty yell to almost a whisper.
"Plus I... I miss Jess...Its been so long... //Too fuckin' long...//" Carolyne chokes out, turning her face away from you.
"Just...take the damn thing," she croaks. "Or do you wanna see an old witch cry some more?"
Wasting no time you grab the pearl and put it in your pocket(if: $Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[ with the other one you already have, feeling a small jolt of magical energy when they make contact](if: $Magic is 2)[ with the others that you already have, feeling a jolt of magical energy when they make contact](if: $Magic is 3)[ with the others that you already have, feeling a jolt of magical energy when they make contact](if: $Magic is 4)[ with the others that you already have, feeling a jolt of magical energy when they make contact]. As the pearl leaves her hand her arm retracts back into the painting and her body starts to stiffen. Carolyne's flowing dress becomes murky and her skin becomes blotchy and smeared, matching the style of the painting around her.
(set: $Magic to $Magic + 1)
"Carolyne, you're the most badass painting I've ever met," you jokingly tell the sorceress.
(set: $CarolyneTalk to 1)
She wipes a tear from her eye. "And don't you fuckin' forget it!" the witch laughs, sticking her tongue out and giving you a double middle finger.
The last of the movement fades from the painting, leaving it frozen in her final moment. You couldn't think of a more fitting portrait of the woman.
So ends your encounter with the greatest magician of her time.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]The woman in the painting furrows her brow. "I guess it has been that long, hasn't it? I've gone by many names over the years, but you can call me Lady Carolyne, or just Carolyne for short."
"I've...never heard of you," you blurt out.
"Well now, isn't that just the most fuckin' tragic thing I've ever heard. Here's a refresher course. I was the greatest sorcerer of the 1800's. People from all over the world spoke my name in hushed voices!" she bellows, clearly enjoying herself.
"What about J. B. Fellatine?" you ask. "Wasn't he kinda big?"
Carolyne responds with a snort. "HIM?! Oh honey, no. Fuck no. Anyone who ends up getting dragged to hell by their own magic is not much of a sorcerer. Fellatine was famous for being weird, sweetie, not strong. He mentally enslaved a few men for sexual purposes and then tried it on a demon like a complete dumbass. If Fellatine was big in anything, it would be in a group of complete fuckups."
"So, uh... if he was such a laughingstock why are you in a painting in his mansion?"
"Well to be perfectly frank, someone has to clean up his goddamn mess. After I died, (of old age mind you, //not// being dragged to hell) I decided that paradise can wait, until someone could permenantly fix Fellatine's mistakes, I'd use myself as a lock to keep demons out. Of course, those horny frat boys opened a portal themselves, so //that// didn't work..."
"Do you have this handled?" you ask with concern in your voice.
Carolyne frowns. "No. No I don't. I'm a spirit bound to this realm with a spell, all they'd have to do is remove it and I'm gone. This is out of my hands at this point."
[[//Is Everything Going to be Ok?//->Lady Carolyne 3]]You take a close look at the portrait.
Yep... there's still no movement.
Lady Carolyne is likely gone forever. She certainly didn't seem like she wanted to come back anyway.
You remember the magic pearl she gave you, as well as the very important task that only you can accomplish.
Her and Jess are probably very happy to be reunited.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]On the other side of the secret room's mirror appears to be a sterile waiting room, bizarrely enough. The place has two rows of chairs and a coffee table with an assortment of magazines spread on top of it. On one side of the room are a pair of ladies quietly chatting, and on the other a man dressed head to toe in black leather leans against the wall. On one end is an exit... to where you don't know, and the other end has a desk being occupied by a single grey haired middle aged woman who looks like she's seen everything and is tired of all of it. A few paintings are placed on the walls, but they aren't very interesting to you, mostly stuff like lakes and brown birds.
What will you d-
"Excuse me, sir!"
huh?
"You gotta sign in before you start walkin around here!"
The woman at the desk looks angry. Sort of. Her expression didn't really change, but you //feel// it.
"Where is this place?" you ask the secretary, hoping this will all make sense.
"You're in the Department of Early Arriving Dead. Its all on the sheet, if you'll come and sign it!" she barks.
Nope. Still doesn't make sense.
You quickly make your way to the desk, not wanting to get on this woman's bad side. Now that you're close you can see her nametag says "Lorraine".
You look around Lorraine's desk and see no guestbook or anything similar.
"Where do I have to sign?" you ask her, hoping the second question doesn't push her too far.
"Here," Lorraine loudly groans as a clipboard appears in her hands in a burst of green flames. "Fill out the sign in questionnaire, along with forms 1C, 1D, 1F, 2G, 4LMNOP, and form 12. Then come back here."
She shoves the clipboard into your arms and sends you off.
Oh.
[[//Well, Better Get This Started//->Death Form Start]]Who cares, you'll deal with the impact of your afterlife fuckery when you're dead.
(set: $FormFake to 1)
The stuff you //do// pay attention to is absolutely ridiculous anyway. Why is this asking you the last time you had chicken?
I mean it was last tuesday, and very delicious, but does that matter?
You decide to just fuck around, one page having all of the answers being drawings of butts.
[[//Turn it In//->Form End]]The last thing a person should do is fuck with the afterlife. You decide to fill the hell out of those goddamn forms. Lorraine is gonna be impressed with your form filling prowess. Maybe. Actually no. She looks like the type of person who isn't impressed with anything and never has been.
...What the hell kind of form asks you whether or not you're wearing wool socks?
Whatever. You fill it all out, no matter how absurd.
[[//Turn it In//->Form End]]Satisfied with your work, you bring the clipboard back to Lorraine.
She briefly thumbs through it, looks you dead in the eyes, and runs every single page through the paper shredder at once.
#WHAT
Needless to say you are completely baffled by this. (if: $FormFake is 1)[Part of you is glad this isn't official because you just fucked around pretty much the whole time, but still. ]You have thousands of questions, a LOT of them variations of "Why?!", but all you let out is a quiet
"guh?"
(set: $Telepor to 1)
"Next time, don't teleport in here until I'm finished with my lunch break. Now that that's over with you're free to go. Here's a map of the place, don't leave through the front door unless you wanna become a ghost, and //don't// bother me unless you absolutely need to. I'm a very busy woman, takes a lot of energy to not care."
[[//NO REALLY WHAT//->Waiting Room 2]]You are in the waiting room of the DEAD.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Waiting Room Desc]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Waiting Room Map]]
[[//Go Back Through the Portal//->Secret Room 2F]]
(if: $DEADHelp is 1)[
[[//Enter the Room of Records//->Record Room DEAD]]
]
[[//Exit the Waiting Room//->Main Hall DEAD]]You are in the main hall of the DEAD.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Main Hall Desc]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Main Hall Map]]
[[//Look at the Vending Machine//->Vending Machine]]
[[//Go to the Waiting Room//->Waiting Room 2]]
[[//Go to the Supply Closet//->Supply Closet DEAD]]
[[//Go to the Mail Room//->Mail Room DEAD]]
[[//Go to the Restroom//->Restroom DEAD]]
[[//Try to Leave//->Leave DEAD]]You are in the supply closet of the DEAD.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Supply Closet Desc]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Supply Closet Map]]
[[//Exit the Supply Closet//->Main Hall DEAD]]You are in the mail room of the DEAD.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Mail Room Desc]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Mail Room Map]]
(if:$DemonTalk is 2)[
[[//Talk to the Demon Employee//->Demon 4]]
](if:$DemonTalk is 1)[(if:$Briefcase is 1)[
[[//Talk to the Demon Employee//->Demon 3]]
](if: $Briefcase is 0)[
[[//Talk to the Demon Employee//->Demon 2]]
]](if: $DemonTalk is 0)[
[[//Talk to the Demon Employee//->Demon 1]]
]
[[//Exit the Mail Room//->Main Hall DEAD]]You are in the room of records (of the DEAD).
What will you do?
[[//Examine The Records of the Mansion//->Record Room Choice]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Record Room Map]]
[[//Exit the Room of Records//->Waiting Room 2]]You are in the restroom of the DEAD.
What will you do?
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Restroom Desc]]
[[//Look at Map & Inventory//->Restroom Map]]
[[//Leave the Restroom//->Main Hall DEAD]]The supply closet is filled to the brim with an assortment of things, most of them the kind you wouldn't expect to find in what is essentially the Customs of the afterlife.
Jars of candy...
Feather pens...
A laughing skull...
Nothing that really stands out...
(if: $DemonTalk is 1)[(if: $Briefcase is 0)[
[[//Look For The Briefcase//->Briefcase]]
]]
[[//That Skull Looks Pretty Rad Though//->Supply Closet DEAD]]The waiting room is still pretty much the same. The two ladies are still lounging on one of the couches talking to each other, (if: $DaddyTalk is 1)[](else:)[the mysterious older gentleman in leather is still doing his mysterious leaning against the wall, (if: $Ghostfuck is 1)[probably waiting for his next fuck partner to come by, ]]and those magazines on the coffee table are still being magazines.
The magic mirror is on one of the walls, ready to take you back to Fellatine Manor.
Oh yeah. Lorraine is over there doing her best to not care.
What will you do?
[[//Listen in on the Ladies Conversation//->Eavesdrop]](if: $DaddyTalk is 1)[](else:)[
[[//Talk to the Leather Guy//->Leatherdaddy]]]
[[//Look at those Magazines//->WaitingMags]]
[[//Talk to uhh...Lorraine...//->LorraineTalk]]
[[//Nothing//->Waiting Room 2]]The main hall is surprisingly utilitarian, minus the fountain and statue in the center. It exudes an aura of luxury, which is offset by the rundown vending machine in the corner, filled with all sorts of stuff that probably shouldn't be in one.
There are doors made of an unidentifiable material that lead to the various other rooms in the building. It's got the shining quality of metal, but it looks almost stone-like, with small chips in it.
[[//Check Out the Fountain//->Fountain DEAD]]
[[//Go Back//->Main Hall DEAD]]Thank each and every god that this public restroom is clean. There's a few stalls and sinks, and a little air freshener shaped like a pizza slice hanging from the ceiling.
Is the air freshener supposed to //smell// like pizza?
(if: $DaddyTalk is 1)[
[[//Go Into the Stall//->Restroom Stall]]
]
[[//Go Back//->Restroom DEAD]]Which record would you like to read?
[[//July 13th, 1869//->Records 1]]
[[//February 23rd, 1870//->Records 2]]
[[//October 1st, 1926//->Records 3]]
[[//October 8th, 1957//->Records 4]]
[[//August 16th, 1963//->Records 5]]
[[//Today//->Records 6]]
[[//None of Them//->Record Room DEAD]]There are piles and piles of paper all around the room, in various states of yellowing. The writing on many of the pages is extremely bizarre, not matching any language you've ever seen before...or even remotely resembling any language, fictional or real, that you've seen before! In the center of all of these paper piles is a thin, sweaty demon man in business casual at a desk, his tie on the floor, probably thrown there in a fit of stress.
Poor guy...
[[//He Seems Kinda Overworked...//->Mail Room DEAD]][[//Go Back//->Restroom DEAD]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/d0x2yav43/DEAD-_Restroom.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $DEADKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/vv19e9mv7/Copper-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Snack is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/85btpkohv/smellon.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Briefcase is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/okacfvvur/Briefcase.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Axe is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/uvfjwax37/Franks_Axe.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Restroom DEAD]][[//Go Back//->Record Room DEAD]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/x5qn3roxv/DEAD-_Record-_Room.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $DEADKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/vv19e9mv7/Copper-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Snack is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/85btpkohv/smellon.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Briefcase is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/okacfvvur/Briefcase.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Axe is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/uvfjwax37/Franks_Axe.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Record Room DEAD]][[//Go Back//->Waiting Room 2]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/s5t6vtjb7/DEAD-_Waiting-_Room.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $DEADKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/vv19e9mv7/Copper-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Snack is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/85btpkohv/smellon.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Briefcase is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/okacfvvur/Briefcase.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Axe is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/uvfjwax37/Franks_Axe.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Waiting Room 2]][[//Go Back//->Mail Room DEAD]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/ho3502igz/DEAD-_Mail-_Room.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $DEADKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/vv19e9mv7/Copper-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Snack is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/85btpkohv/smellon.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Briefcase is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/okacfvvur/Briefcase.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Axe is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/uvfjwax37/Franks_Axe.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Mail Room DEAD]][[//Go Back//->Main Hall DEAD]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/c16s2lfyb/DEAD-_Main-_Hall.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $DEADKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/vv19e9mv7/Copper-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Snack is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/85btpkohv/smellon.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Briefcase is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/okacfvvur/Briefcase.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Axe is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/uvfjwax37/Franks_Axe.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Main Hall DEAD]][[//Go Back//->Supply Closet DEAD]]
<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/6ly21moeb/DEAD-_Supply-_Closet.png" width="500" height="500">
ITEMS
(if: $DEADKey is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/vv19e9mv7/Copper-_Key-_A.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Snack is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/85btpkohv/smellon.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Briefcase is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/okacfvvur/Briefcase.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $Axe is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/uvfjwax37/Franks_Axe.png" width="50" height="50">]
WORDS
(if: $WordsFLE is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/plr5u3z0j/FLE.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsEP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/oxibb60ar/image.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsTHOK is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/b53wfj9j7/THOK.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsBAP is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/wssupz9xf/BAP.png" width="50" height="50">] (if: $WordsWOO is 1) [<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/e1qxftfcz/WOO.png" width="50" height="50">]
MAGIC
(if:$Magic is 0)[](if: $Magic is 1)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 2)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 3)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 4)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">](if: $Magic is 5)[<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50"> <img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/9yx3wv37n/Magic-_Pearl.png" width="50" height="50">]
[[//Go Back//->Supply Closet DEAD]]True to his word, the mysterious and kinda cowardly demon hunter Chad left a small pink pearl taped to the paper. The mystical object faintly glimmers as you remove it from the note and place it in your pocket.(set: $Magic to $Magic + 1)(if: $Magic is 1)[](if: $Magic is 2)[ You feel a very slight hum as the magic pearl comes into contact with the one already in your pocket.](else:)[ You feel a slight vibration as the pearl comes into contact with the others already in your pocket.] It sounds like even the professionals aren't capable of dealing with intense situations like this...
But you're different. You're a janitor.
(set: $MagicNote to 1)
Its your job to clean up trash.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Wine Cellar B1]]
[[//Go Back//->Wine Cellar B1]]Before you start carrying out your plan, Emil speaks up.
"Hey...does Doogie need his underwear back?" he says without slowing his thrusts down even a little.
"Uh...yeah. He's...he's kinda cold," you stammer.
Without a word Emil removes the underwear from the grey haired guy's face and tosses it to you. Before Reynolds can protest Emil sticks a few fingers into his mouth, which he starts eagerly sucking on. Damn, that guy turned out to be one hell of a slut.
(set: $MeUnderwears to 1)
"Hey, thanks. You two have fun now, okay?" you giggle as you leave the two to their fun.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]You subtly move closer to the two ladies to hear what they're talking about...
"No, I never take energy shield. It never feels worth it, and I can just put those points into chain lightning or blizzard anyway."
"Ahh I getcha. The classes I pick never have anything like that anyway. Vicky though, she loves to play defensive."
"Yeah I end up dying like 5 times a game but I don't even see her get hit!"
"I dunno how she does it. The lag from the afterlife connecting all the way to Brooklyn has to be awful!"
"What //I// dunno is how she managed to connect to us from here!"
"Truly Vicky is one of life's great mysteries. Er...I guess afterlife now..."
"Yeah, I hope she gets here soon...afterlife waiting rooms are just as stuffy as the mortal ones."
You don't really understand what they're discussing, but you're glad they're having fun.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Waiting Room Desc]]
[[//Go Back//->Waiting Room 2]](if: $DaddyTalk is 2)[The leatherman gives you a wave as you walk by, but he doesn't speak up, probably to keep a low profile, even though everybody else in this place knows exactly what he's here for.
Things are really different in the afterlife.
[[//Better Not Bother Him//->Waiting Room 2]]](else:)[As you get closer to him, the leatherman starts looking you over, making you incredibly nervous.
(set: $DaddyTalk to 1)
"I...uh..." you start to stammer.
"Bathroom, bub," he barks. With that terse statement he walks off, his boots loudly thumping with each step.
...and now everyone's looking...Oh geez...
"We...uh...b-business. He's a cowork-"
"Nobody cares that you're gonna go fuck, god damn!" shouts Lorraine.
Oh, okay.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Waiting Room Desc]]
[[//Go Back//->Waiting Room 2]]]You start rummaging through the magazines, trying to find some that interest you.
Which would you like to read?
[[//Horses and Their Weird Faces Digest//->HorsesMag]]
[[//Spoons?//->SpoonsMag]]
[[//Sorcery the Collecting Quarterly//->CardsMag]]
[[//Leonard's Legumes: The Nothin' But Beans Issue!!!//->BeansMag]]
[[//None of Them, I Wanna Examine Something Else//->Waiting Room Desc]]
[[//None of Them//->Waiting Room 2]](if: $LorTalk is 2)["Hey Lorraine how's it-"
Before you can finish your sentence she holds up a small sign with "NO" printed in large red letters.
Okay then.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Waiting Room Desc]]
[[//Go Back//->Waiting Room 2]]](if: $LorTalk is 1)[(if: $Snack is 1)["I brought your... uh... melon."
"Thanks, just set it on the table. I've got a bunch of assholes to send to hell before I can eat."
(set: $Axe to 2)(set:$Snack to 2)
"Hey...does that bunch include me?"
Lorraine looks you in the eyes. "Depends on how this night ends, buster. There are some things in that mansion that'll lead you down the wrong path. If you take that train to the end of the line..." she punctuates her statement by drawing a finger across her neck.
(set: $LorTalk to 2)(set: $DEADHelp to 1)
Oh.
(set: $DeadKey to 1)
"Anyway here's the key. Don't fuck too much up. Oh, and I want my axe back. Figured you'd just smash the damn machine but oh well..." the mysterious middle-aged madam grumbles.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Waiting Room Desc]]
[[//Go Back//->Waiting Room 2]]
](else:)["Hey I was wondering if y-"
"I don't see any food," she barks without even looking up.
"I'll...I'll go get that."
[[//Examine Something Else//->Waiting Room Desc]]
[[//Go Back//->Waiting Room 2]]]](if: $LorTalk is 0)[You decide (against your better judgment) to talk to Lorraine.
(set: $LorTalk to 1)
"Hey...uh, in the living world, there's kinda a demon infestion thing."
"Infestation, huh?"
"Yeah...I was wondering if you know anything about getting rid of that."
"//Well// we do keep records of major paranormal events in the back..."
"Oh! Could I take a look?"
"Room's locked."
"Where would I find the ke-"
"Get me a snack from the vending machine and I'll see whats up."
"...Kay."
(set: $Axe to 1)
"You'll need this," she says pulling an axe out from under the counter.
"Why would I need-"
"Less talkin' more grabbin', I haven't eaten since the crusades."
"What do you do on your lunch breaks then?"
"Deal with nitwits like you."
Rude.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Waiting Room Desc]]
[[//Go Back//->Waiting Room 2]]]
[[//Six hours later...//->Beginning]]You decide to take a look at the blue jeans on the banister, hoping to find a few clues on what happened.
No such luck, all you find inside is a wallet and a pair of underwear.
According to the driver's license all three of these things belong to Jake Wokowski, the halfback for the college's football team. (Go Devils!) You've seen him around every so often, and oddly enough every single time he was in the gym pumping iron.
...hope he's okay...
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Foyer 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Examine Foyer 1F]]---
Do not be fooled by their eyes, dream demons track their prey by scent.
---
...kay.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]
[[//Go Back//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]The warriors are crafted from some sort of marble that is extremely smooth to the touch. Of course you figured this out by rubbing one of the statues' dongs.
You're a mature adult, this was for exploritory purposes.
And nothing else.
Those are scientific immature sounding giggles.
Strange though, both of the warriors seem to be pointing their swords (their //actual// swords!) at the fountain.
Okay, enough playing with the nude statues for now.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]
[[//Go Back//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]The dragon statues appear to be made of jade, or at least something cheap that's supposed to look like jade.
Each of the four has an inscription at the base.
"Beneath the Earth"
"Beyond the Paintings"
"Return a Lost Garment"
"Turn a Fountain Crimson"
Hmm...Wonder what that's about.
Nice lookin' statues though.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]
[[//Go Back//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]The fountain is filled with different colored and scented decorative soaps in the shapes of stars, people, and...this one seems to have been used a lot so it's hard to make out...
An owl? Whatever.
The whole thing is pretty tasteful, though the soup itself collectively smells like a petting zoo.
Beneath the soaps is a strange diamond shaped indent...
(if: $StrangeCrystal is 1)[You could try putting the crystal Doogie gave you in the fountain...
[[//Why Not?//->Fountain 2]]
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]
[[//I Don't Wanna Be Responsible for Breaking a Fountain...//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]](else:)[...but you don't have anything that could fit in there.
It's a nice fountain at least...
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]
[[//Go Back//->Master Bedroom Hall 2F]]](if: $CigarTaste is 0)[Curious, you pick up one of the spent cigars from the huge pile behind the table, somehow the man doesn't notice you, remaining preoccupied with his with his puffs.
The wrapper claims that it was made by "Old Scratch's Fine Smokables", which is a company you've never heard of. A charming little goatee'd red devil claims that it's "Good to the last puff!" Similar wrappers are on all of the other butts, though they have different flavors, each with a name more ridiculous sounding than the last.
"Hedonism"? Okay that sounds //sort of// believable, though hedonism probably doesn't taste very good...
"Rugby"? The only things that come to mind with the taste of rugby are sweat and grass.
"Sleazy Kingpin"?! What does that even mean? What could this taste like?
...
You could put it in your mouth and see...
Do you want to?
[[//I Have to Know//->Cigar Butt 2]]
[[//I'm Just Gonna Ignore It//->Dining Room 1F]]](else:)[Aside from the pile of spent cigars being a little higher nothing much has changed. The flavors are still completely ridiculously named.
"Sleazy Kingpin"... Bah. What a letdown.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Dining Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Dining Room 1F]]]It tastes like...
(set: $CigarTaste to 1)
A really cheap cigar.
What a let down.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Dining Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Dining Room 1F]]---
Horses and Their Weird Faces Digest
Issue #517
1. Horse Jaws and Why they are Full of Evil
2. Talking Horses and 5 Reasons they Herald the Endtimes
3. Which Brush is Right for You
4. Oh God its Teeth
---
[[//Turn the Page//->HorsesMag2]]
This magazine is just pictures of spoon shaped objects that are not actually spoons. There's not even a table of contents.
Each image takes up a full page with a small blurb beneath about who the photographer is.
While this is definitely someone's kind of magazine, it isn't yours.
[[//Put the Dissappointing Magazine Back//->WaitingMags]]---
Sorcery the Collecting Quarterly
Issue #300001
1. What is a card?
7. Why You Shouldn't Bet Your Soul in a Card Game.
15. Why You //Should// Bet Your Soul in a Card Game.
197. Why the Fate of the Entire Universe Rests on a Card Game.
41892. Using Cards as Weapons.
314159265. Advanced Card Combos.
---
Uhh...
[[//Nevermind//->WaitingMags]]---
Beans.
Beans #Beans
Beans. Beans,
Beans Beans. Bean Beans.
Beans Beans Beans. Bean Bean.
Bean Bean Beans. Beans.
---
[[//Just...Just Back Away Slowly...//->WaitingMags]]The rest of the magazine seems to be apocalyptic drivel about horses, though admittedly eloquently written.
Despite reading the entire thing you can't tell if the authors love or hate horses.
Horse people are weird.
[[//At Least the Pictures are Nice//->WaitingMags]]Before the energy overwhelms you, it suddenly dissipates. A magic pearl flies out of your pocket and absorbs all of the energy, becoming a sphere of throbbing inky black space before crumbling to dust, leaving a small pile of grey powder on the ground and the demon with an intrigued look on his face.
(set: $Pearls to $Pearls - 1)
You have (print: $Pearls) pearls left.
"Well now!" the demon chuckles, "I guess you came prepared. Or you're one lucky son of a bitch. Either way that kind of ward only works once, and you, little man, are gonna pay for interrupting me." The demon punctuates this by pointing a long-nailed finger in your direction.
What will you do?
[[//Threaten Him with Unsummoning//->Incubus 3a]]
[[//Try to Bargain With Him//->Incubus 3b]]
[[//Try to Use Something You're Carrying Against Him//->Incubus 3c]]
[[//Ask Him Why He's Doing This//->Incubus 3d]]But there was nothing to protect you from the wrath of the incubus.
You as you knew yourself are gone, blanked by the power of the demon. Like a trained animal you fall back on your butt and just stare forward. Some part of you deep in the back of your mind begs for you to move, but you stay put like the obedient mindless toy you are.
Your hero act ended before it even had a chance to begin.
"You didn't bring any wards to protect yourself?" the demon asks puzzled. "What were you hoping to accomplish here, hit me with a rock and hope for the best?!"
You just sit there, stuck in your own mind.
"Still, this means that there's nothing keeping me from taking your body for a spin, not like you were using it for anything important," he remarks casually striding towards you. The incubus bends over and gives you a kiss, and in an instant he's gone...
But your body is moving without you.
"Okay big guy, let's see what's under the hood," Your voice says as your body begins undressing.
Once your clothes are off, the demon begins groping his new body. "Wow, you have such meaty pecs. They're so sensitive! Ooh, but not as sensitive as your dick!" he says kneeding one of your pecs and stroking your cock. You can feel every bit of this but have no control over what's going on.
"Let's get a little more...heavy," the demon quips as he snaps his fingers. In a burst of magenta flames a very large pink dildo appears on the floor sticking straight up.
"What's the biggest one you've had inside yourself, fella? I bet it wasn't this size!" he cackles as he positions your ass over the dildo.
This is gonna sting...
The demon brings the body down on the dildo slowly opening your hole wide.
"Ooh, this feels so fuckin' good, I didn't know you were this tight!" he says bringing himself closer and closer to the base.
Overwhelming doesn't even begin to describe this... Even if you could speak, it'd probably be nothing but moans at this point, the dildo pressing directly against your prostate with every thrust.
You feel like you're about to cum...and you can't stop it!
"Haha! You really haven't done this before, huh? I'm glad I got the pleasure of breaking you in, let's make our first orgasm a memorable one, cuz me and you? We're gonna have a //lot// of these together."
The demon begins moving up and down on the dildo as fast as he can, forcing you to experience new even more intense sensations.
"Aaaaah!!" your voice cries out as your dick shoots rope after rope of cum onto the floor.
"Whew, that felt good, huh?" the demon sighs as he lifts himself off of the dildo. "Hey, whatdya say we hit a bar? I feel like getting us wasted, heheh..."
[[//...//->Ending 10]]"I can banish you back where you came from! I know how to unsummon you!"
The demon's smirk turns into a toothy grimace.
"You know..." the incubus growls, "It isn't a very smart move to show your hand when as far as you're aware, the other player could have the rest of the whole damn deck. But sure, we'll play your game, little man."
The corrupting entity snaps his fingers, and the entire room is instantly engulfed in dark magenta flames that dance.
"Suppose you do have what it takes to get rid of me. What makes you think I'll give you the chance?"
In an instant the incubus is like a raging beast and pouncing on you, pinning you to the floor like a predator does to its prey. Hell, thats probably what this is. The corrupt fiend takes one of his broad hands and holds it up to your forehead. As he begins sinking his finger into your skin you realize why he has those claws.
They don't pierce flesh, they go straight for the mind.
"You have about five fucking seconds before I replace every memory in that pea-sized brain of yours with //cock//, smart guy," the demon snarls.
What will you do? You only have one chance!
(if: $WordsProgress is 0)[](else:)[
[[//Use the Scraps!//->Paper Scrambled]]
]
(if: $Pearls is 0)[](else:)[[[//Use the Pearls!//->Pearl Unscrambled]]
]
[[//Beg For Mercy//->Beg Scrambled]]"I'm willing to trade with you, if you'll leave the mortal realm."
The incubus throws back his head lets out a gross loud honking laugh, sounding almost like a goose stomping through a room full of bicycle horns. "You?! What could you possibly have to offer me in exchange for //anything//?!"
What will you offer him?
[[//Something from your Inventory//->Incubus 4ba]]
[[//The Papers Detailing how to Seal Him Away//->Incubus 4bb]]
[[//The Souls of Everyone in this Mansion Except You//->Incubus 4bc]]
[[//Yourself//->Incubus 4bd]]
As you reach into your pocket the demon leaps through the air and is on you in an instant.
"You think I'm gonna just let you grab something and take me out, mortal?" he hisses, placing one of his claws against your forehead. "Your kind has such slow reflexes...Is there anything or you to say before I replace all of your memories of the last ten years with cock sucking?"
So that's what an incubus' claws are for, toying with people's minds.
This is one hell of a way to find that out!
What will you do? He's breathing down your neck!
(if: $WordsProgress is 0)[](else:)[
[[//Use a Scrap!//->Paper Scrambled]]
]
(if: $Pearls is 0)[](else:)[[[//Use a Pearl!//->Pearl Unscrambled]]
]
[[//Beg For Mercy//->Beg Scrambled]]The demon's violet lips curl into a sneer, showing his undoubtably sharp fangs. "Because I can." With that, he snaps his fingers and sends another wave of corrupting energy towards you.
(if: $Pearls is 0)[[[//Brace Yourself//->Corruption]]](else:)[[[//Brace Yourself//->Pearl Explosion]]]You begin reaching into your pocket to grab something but the incubus stops you.
"Really?"
"...What?"
"You're giving me something from...your pocket."
"Yeah."
The defilier of souls sits down, awestruck.
"Are...are you okay?"
"I...I dunno. This has never happened before. no one's ever tried giving me lint and a rubber band in exchange for not killing them."
"Actually it was gonna be a c-"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS!" the demon shouts. "YOU INSULT ME! FORGET THIS WHOLE EXCHANGE, I'M SCRAMBLING YOU TWICE AS HARD NOW!"
The incubus rushes towards you and pins you on the ground, aligning a claw against your forehead.
"Do you have something in your fucking pocket that can stop //this//?!"
That claw is either for scrambling your brain, or scrambling your psyche.
Either way, that isn't good.
//Well//, do you have something that can stop this?!
(if: $WordsProgress is 0)[](else:)[
[[//Use a Scrap!//->Paper Scrambled]]
]
(if: $Pearls is 0)[](else:)[[[//Use a Pearl!//->Pearl Unscrambled]]
]
[[//Beg For Mercy//->Beg Scrambled]]"I know where Fellatine's pages detailing how to unsummon you are kept."
"GHAHGK!" the demon coughs. You definitely caught him off guard. "You...uh, I though those were destroyed."
"Someone copied them. You leave this place and I tell you where they are."
The incubus looks lost in thought.
You could probably surprise him with an attack...
What will you do?
[[//Continue With the Deal//->The Deal]]
[[//Try to Run Away//->Escape]](if: $Darkness is >2)[
[[//Use the Dark Book Against Him//->Dark Book]]](if: $WordsProgress is 5)[
[[//Try and Bind Him Using the Words//->The Words]]](if: $Magic is 5)[(if: $CasualEncounters is 3)[(if: $Darkness is >2)[(if: $SexyCologne is 1)[(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1)[(if: $WeedKiller is 1)[
[[//Use Your Pearls to Stop Him//->Joke Ending]]]]]]]]
"I offer you the souls of everyone else in this mansion, except for me."
The incubus lets out a loud laugh that seems to go on forever.
"I was going to take them anyway, but I like your spunk, mortal!" the demon cackles as he pats you on the back. "In fact, this is the most devious thing I've heard in a long, long time. I want to reward you." With that the fiend snaps his fingers and you find yourself surrounded by gold in the form of bars, coins, and jewelry.
"Take as much as you want, and leave this place. Every time, you spend some of this gold, I hope you remember what you did..." the demon says with a chilling grin on his face.
You gather up as much of the wealth as you can carry and leave the mansion a much richer man, not saying another word.
What else is there to say? You did what you did.
[[//...//->Ending 17]]The demon fakes a retch and sticks out his large forked tongue. "Your selfless attitude and lack of personal value are quite frankly disgusting, mortal. Your offer is very interesting, though. Usually I obtain slaves who are either unwilling, lusting for power, or lusting for plain old mindless sex. I wonder how long you'll last..." The incubus lets out a low that sends chills up your spine.
He cocks an eyebrow. "Or...did you want to make a contract? It's been a while since I had one of those."
Which will you choose?
[[//Become a Slave and Give Up Autonomy//->Incubus 4bda]]
[[//Create a Contract and Exchange Your Soul//->Incubus 4bdb]]"I'd rather not be aware of what's going on up here if this deal goes sour."
"That's the spirit!"
With that ill-timed quip the incubus snaps his fingers, placing gold shackles on your arms and legs.
"I've got a special place for you, you know. Noble guys like you make the best pets." he smirks.
"I'm flattered." you retort.
"Now, now. No need for that attitude. Eternity is a //very// long time... You don't want to have a sour relationship for the rest of forever, do you?
You just glare at the demon.
His smug smile turns into a sickening grimace showing his glimmering fangs.
"I was gonna play nice with you, but since you don't wanna amuse me, I think I'll have every demon I know run a train on your asshole. Let's see how defiant you are then."
You begin sinking into the floor. It looks like it's time to go...
[[//Hope Everyone Turns Out Okay...//->Ending 14]]"I'll make a contract with you. What's your offer?"
"How about...I leave these frat boys alone, and you help me open more demonic portals. The second you do anything even slightly against my wishes, the deal is off and each and every one of these souls belongs to me."
You take some time to think it over in your head.
"You have a deal."
"Fantastic! You just gotta sign //this//!" the demon says summoning a large scroll in a burst of magenta flames.
You go to take a pen out of your pocket, but he stops you.
"Woah, woah there, buddy. You sign //this// contract in your blood. I like to do things the old fashioned way, just like my dear old dad, Aldramelk the Despoiler of Men's Purity." The incubus sighs. "Ahh, I'll miss the old bastard. I sealed him within a frozen lake for trying to take my favorite slave. It was really funny too, because he was like...
[[//...//->Ten Hours Later]](if: $SexyCologne is 2)[You search the pile of spray cans to see if any of them have any use left.
*pssf*
Nope.
*Psssf*
Not this one...
*Psshhhhhhhhf*
Oh god dammit...
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Kitchen 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Kitchen 1F]]
](if: $SexyCologne is 1)[This is where you found the "sexy cologne". Unfortunately it doesn't look like there's anything else worth grabbing, since all of the other cans seem used up...
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Kitchen 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Kitchen 1F]]](if: $SexyCologne is 0)[The spray cans are of a surprisingly diverse variety, to the point of being really weird to find together, especially in a kitchen.
(set: $SexyCologne to 1)
Unless someone planned to use them as explosives? Wonder if that plant was what stopped them...
You lift up a few of the cans.
Wakizi's Butter Spray...
*pssssf*
Empty.
Larry Beef's Chrome Spraypaint...
*psssssf*
This one's empty too...
Darryl Weiner's Man Musk?!
That's the hockey coach... He used to advertise (a rather lewd) body spray?
Learn something new every day.
...this one feels heavier.
*psssshhhhhhh*
Ugh, that is one heavy scent! You can't smell anything else, and the cloud just hangs in the air! No wonder the coach doesn't talk about his time advertising this stuff...
Still, this one has some liquid left in it. You should probably take the can with you. At the very least you could probably spray it in some monster's face to keep the thing away.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Kitchen 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Kitchen 1F]]]Recipes for When You Only Have 1 Pound of Demon Meat
By: Asterogath Bloodgasp
With Contributions By: Lucifona Woegroan
This book looks really old... and kinda evil.
Which recipe do you wanna read?
[[//Forneus Meat Aspic//->Recipe 1]]
[[//Fried Vapula Wings in Buffalo Sauce//->Recipe 2]]
[[//Cubed Morax served with Mushrooms//->Recipe 3]]
[[//None, I wanna Look at Other Stuff!//->Examine Kitchen 1F]]
[[//None of Them//->Kitchen 1F]]---
Forneus Meat Aspic
Ingredients:
1 lb of Salted Forneus Meat- Chopped into small cubes.
3 Boxes of Jella-Ton brand flavorless gelatin.
5 cucumbers sliced widthwise
3 Cups Griffin Stock, or 1 Cube of Griffin Boullion Boiled in 3 Cups of Water.
Directions:
Pour the stock and gelatin into a mold and refrigerate for 1 hour.
Remove from the refrigerator and place meat cubes into the semi-solid aspic.
Refrigerate the aspic for 17 more hours, allowing it to achieve a very solid form.
Garnish with cucumber slices and serve lukewarm.
---
Well, Ain't Making That One
[[//Look At Other Recipes//->Kitchen Recipe Book]]
[[//Go Back//->Kitchen 1F]]---
Fried Vapula Wings with Buffalo Sauce
Ingredients:
-Fried Wings-
1 Pound of vapula wing meat cut into strips
5 Thunderbird eggs whisked
Flour
Bread crumbs
Gluttonous ghoul oil/vegetable oil if on a diet
-Buffalo Sauce-
3 cups hell buffalo blood
1 soul of a man who raged against the heavens in his last moments- Blended
Paprika and garlic
Directions:
Coat vapula meat in flour, then egg, then bread crumbs, place in oil until golden brown. Continue until out of meat.
Heat the blood and soul together in a pot, stirring occassionally. Season with garlic and paprika to taste.
---
Don't think you can make this one.. A bit short on souls of men who have raged against the heavens in their last moments.
[[//Look At Other Recipes//->Kitchen Recipe Book]]
[[//Go Back//->Kitchen 1F]]---
Cubed Morax served with Mushrooms
Ingredients:
1 lb Morax beef cut into cubes
Pepper, garlic, salt, wyvern tears, soy sauce
Amanita mushrooms from the caverns of hell- chopped
Directions:
Cook the beef in a pan, seasoning with the pepper, garlic, and salt. When the beef is cooked all the way through, add the chopped mushrooms, wyvern tears, and soy sauce. If the mushrooms are still screaming, chop more. Simmer for 10 minutes on a low heat.
---
Yeah. Not doing this one...
[[//Look At Other Recipes//->Kitchen Recipe Book]]
[[//Go Back//->Kitchen 1F]]---
DUDES.
Stop pouring booze on the plants!
It kills them!
I'd like to have one fuckin' kegger without throwing out my aloe veras!
Goddamn!
-Marcus
---
[[//Hmm...//->Foyer 2F]]You turn the TV on...
Oh.
It's just a late night rerun of an old 1930s Hank McGuinness serial. After the last one you watched where he was investigating the death of the mayor and stumbled on a cult that worshipped a sleazy alien, you can't really take the show seriously anymore.
There have been rumors flying around that the actor who played Hank and the actor who played the bartender were having a fling. At first you didn't believe it, but when you saw Hank sneakily point to his crotch when he said the password "candle" to the guy, the rumors became pretty damn hard to deny.
Maybe people back then were too oblivious, who knows.
[[//Turn the TV Back Off//->South Bedroom 2F]](if: $TVWatch is 1)[The TV is still showing Nosferatina. Her stuff tends to go on pretty long.
Maybe it wouldn't hurt to watch a little bit...
[[//Watch Some Quality Television//->TinasMessage]]
](if: $TVWatch is 0)[The curiousity and fear are overwhelming, what could possibly be making such strange sounds?
Oh!
It's TV's favorite glamour ghoul, Nosferatina! Late nights wouldn't be the same without this wisecracking vampire lady.
She's discussing tonight's horror movie of choice, some terrible schlock about an android who dies and has to earn his place in heaven by hunting demons. Bleh! Sounds horrible, a perfect bad flick.
(set: $TVWatch to 1)
Although it'd be nice to stay and watch (and laugh at) this movie, the mansion isn't going to save itself. Maybe come back a little later...
]
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Dining Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Dining Room 1F]]Bill grabs a towel from one of the dressers and tosses it to you before he sits on the bed to put his socks and shoes back on.
"I bet that felt pretty damn good huh? Not bad for my first actual try, heheh."
You're still breathing too heavy to speak, so you just nod your head, causing the husky middle-aged man to let out a giggle.
"Hey, when you're done cleaning yourself up I got somethin' for ya."
You finish and toss the towel to the side. The guys living here have a lot worse problems than a spunky rag right now.
"Hey, I think I'm gonna get going...try and figure out my life, but before I go, you should have this"
(set: $Magic to $Magic + 1)
The presumably now ex-priest gently tosses you a pink pearl.
"That thing is full of magic. It won't let you, say, shoot fireballs out of your hands or nothin', but it will keep that incubus from crumpling your brain for a little while. Heheh, they took a lot from my memories, but I managed to keep this safe. I guess keeping this little bauble away from the demons for you is all I turned out to be good for huh? Well, that and making guys pop," he jokes with a sly grin.
You place a hand on his shoulder and look him in the eyes. They're a beautiful shade of blue, bright as a robin's egg.
"I think it'd be best if you got as far away from this place as you can, okay? It's gonna get even more dangerous as soon as I confront the big guy upstairs," you stress to him.
Bill nods his head and puts on his coat and cheap bowler hat.
(set: $AtticKey to 1)
"If you're gonna fight that demon, you need this to get in," the pudgy padre sighs handing you a strange key. "This is for the attic. Only go in there when you're sure you're ready, okay? There's no turning back once you open that door." With that and a firm handshake the exorcist exits the room, leaving you feeling more alone than when you first got to this creepy place.
[[//What to do Now...//->South Bedroom 2F]]"I'm sorry, now isn't the time for this..."
McNeil swallows hard and nods his head.
"Yeah, I understand. Just because I can't stop these guys anymore doesn't mean others can't, and I'm holding you back right now. I think I'm gonna get going...try and figure out my life, but before I go..."
(set: $Magic to $Magic + 1)
The presumably now ex-priest gently tosses you a pink pearl.
"That thing is full of magic. It won't let you, say, shoot fireballs out of your hands or nothin', but it will keep that incubus from crumpling your brain for a little while. Heheh, they took a lot from my memories, but I managed to keep this safe somehow. I guess keeping that pretty little thing away from the demons for you's all I turned out to be good for huh?" he chuckles.
You shake your head. "I'm sure you're gonna make some guys pretty damn happy, Bill, just get as far away from this place as you can, okay? Once I confront the incubus it's gonna get a lot more dangerous."
Bill nods his head and puts on his coat and cheap bowler hat.
(set: $AtticKey to 1)
"If you're gonna fight that demon, you need this to get in," the pudgy padre sighs handing you a strange key. "This is for the attic. Only go in there when you're sure you're ready, okay? There's no turning back once you open that door." With that and a firm handshake the exorcist exits the room, leaving you feeling more alone than when you first got to this creepy place.
[[//What to do Now...//->South Bedroom 2F]]You open your eyes, looking around you...
You're at...
An army base camp?
"Inspection time, privates!" a voice in the distance yells.
...inspection time?
Soldiers all around you drop their pants and bend over. (Wait...where did the soldiers come from?!)
From the distance an army sergeant with a paddle and a wicked grin begins walking towards the line up.
He winds up...
#WHAP!
"T-thank you, sir!"
"Wh...what's going on?" you stammer.
The nearest private turns to you. "Sergeant Reddback is testing our resiliance! Can't have weak soldiers!" he cheerfully explains.
That guy is moving down the line... and he's getting closer to you!
What do you do?
[[//Run Away//->Dream Success 1]]
[[//Try to Wake Up//->Dream Failure 1]](if: $Briefcase is 2)[(if: $Vending is 1)[After what happened last time, you don't really trust this vending machine anymore...
[[//It's Probably for the Best Not to Use This//->Main Hall DEAD]]](else:)[Just like the demon said, the vending machine appears to be fixed!
Just gotta press the ol' peanuts button over there...
#WHIR!!!
(set: $Snack to 1)
(set: $Vending to 1)
#CLUNK!!!
A fully ripe melon shoots out of the machine, knocking you over.
Suddenly you aren't hungry for peanuts anymore...
[[//Who Puts Melons in a Vending Machine?!...//->Main Hall DEAD]]]](else:)[(if: $Axe is 1)[Well, this is probably the only place to get something to eat here...
And the machine won't work. Even in the afterlife these things are out of order!
...
Did...did she hand over the axe to break the vending machine?
That doesn't sound like her, that sounds like the type of thing that would get you banished to hell. Or at the very least, yelled at.
Better go find someone to get this fixed...
[[//Those Peanuts Looked Good Too...//->Main Hall DEAD]]](else:)[Hmm...it's probably easier to exorcize demons on a full stomach...
Barbeque chips...
Corn nuts...
Ooh...peanuts!
?
Of all the rotten luck... The damn machine won't work!
Those peanuts will just have to wait...
[[//I Really Wanted Them Though...//->Main Hall DEAD]]]]
You attempt to leave the building, but a burst of green flames forming the word "NO" gets in your way.
[[//Well Then//->Main Hall DEAD]]The leather daddy has been waiting for you. He pulls out a cigar from his pocket and lights it, taking a long drag.
"This one's for me," he says tapping the tobacco tube. "And this one's for you, baby." The mysterious man unzips his pants and puts his hardening cock in his hand, waving it a bit.
Oh geeze...
What do you say?
[[//I Want You So Bad//->Stall Sex]]
[[//I'm Sorry, I'm Not in the Mood//->Outcome 2]]"Excuse me, but are you oka-"
"Look, if you're here about the vending machine, I've already got dozens of complaints!" the devil dude snaps before wiping his brow. "I'm very tired and my briefcase has all the files needed to get someone to fix it! And, being the //genius// that I am, I don't remember where I put it!" The overworked desk jockey ends his statement by putting his head in his hands and rubbing his face.
"So, if someone found your briefcase could you-"
"//YES//. //I//. //COULD//. I am very tired, I still haven't finished filing all the reports from the bubonic plague incident a few hundred years back! Could we talk about this later?!"
(set: $DemonTalk to 1)
"Uh...sure."
[[//Better Get On That//->Mail Room DEAD]]"Do you remember where you last put-"
"If I did, I would have it with me, and you could be buying your snacks!" the demon snaps before biting his nails.
"Okay then... I'll be going."
"Yes, please! I have a lot of paperwork on the Pompeii incident to file!"
[[//Better Go Get His Case, Huh//->Mail Room DEAD]]"Hey, here's your briefcase."
"Oh, oh wow! T-thank you!" the demon beams.
He unclicks the latch...
Reaches in...
And...
(set: $DemonTalk to 2)(set: $Briefcase to 2)
//HONK//
Pulls out a clown horn. What.
"Oh, I feel so much better. It's like all my tension is gone..." the devil sighs, honking his...stress toy?
"About the vending machine..."
"Oh, don't worry, I'll have someone in to fix it before you know it!" the now blissful office worker replies. It's better than him sweating on everything at least.
[[//Finally People Can Get Snacks//->Mail Room DEAD]]//HONK// //HONK// //HONK//
"Umm, excuse me."
//HONK//
"Excuse me..."
//HONK// //HONK//
"Hey! Can you hear me?!"
//HONK// //HONK// //HONK// //HONK//
Guess there's no getting to a guy who's busy honking his horn.
[[//Oh Well...//->Mail Room DEAD]]"I'm sorry, I'm just not in the mood."
The leatherman nods his head and zips himself back up.
"That's okay baby, this isn't for everyone. I just figured I'd try and take your mind off of what's happening in that mansion."
You do a double take. "You...know what I'm doing?"
"Course I do! It's the talk of the gay scene here. Buncha dumbass college kids release a lust and vanity demon because they wanna look better, he gives their wishes an ironic exaggeration that makes it unenjoyable for the average person. Oldest story in the book."
Now you're incredulous for several reasons. "There's a gay scene here? In the afterlife?"
"You think just cuz we kicked the bucket we're gonna be boring as fuck?" he chuckles. "Naw, we got a scene here and it's just beautiful." He pauses for a moment. "Just...uh...avoid the Gay Ghost Mafia."
"I thought there wasn't a ghost mafia.
"Oh, there isn't, but there //is// a gay ghost mafia."
"...alrighty."
"Anyway, since you're not in the mood for a little throat inspection, I'm gonna cut to the chase," he remarks, taking a pink pearl off of his hat. "You're gonna need this. I used it to cross the threshold for a few flings in the mortal realm, but lets be honest, which one is gonna have more hot guys, the land of the living, or the land of the dead?"
You put the pearl in your pocket, feeling its magical energy flowing through you.
(set: $Magic to $Magic + 1)(set: $DaddyTalk to 2)
"I'm gonna get going," the leather daddy says giving you a scruffy kiss on the cheek. "Give em hell, man. Er...you know what I mean," he stammers leaving the stall.
What a cool guy!
[[//Better Get a Move On//->Restroom DEAD]]"I want you so bad..."
"It's all yours, stud," he laughs, putting a hand on your shoulder and urging you to get on your knees.
Allowing yourself to savor the moment, you run your tongue over his cockhead. Your lover thrusts forward a little bit at the sensation.
"That's it boy...make daddy feel good..."
Moving your lips you engulf his head and continue running your tongue over it, taking things slow. Wouldn't want him to pop before too long, would we?
At least that was the idea, the muscular man instead thrusts into your mouth pressing his cock against your throat.
It feels...gooood. You take this as a sign to kick things up a notch. Grabbing his ass firmly, you suck the leather daddy's dick from base to tip, keeping a tight, wet grip on him.
"Oooh that feels so so good, baby..." he moans. Looks like you've got him right where you want him. You start rubbing a finger on his hole, feeling his dick throb with every movement. Looks like tough guy's real real sensitive. This is gonna be fun...
Just gotta do it slowly...work your way in...
Got em.
The formerly dominant leatherhead thrusts into your mouth and onto your finger, back and forth back and forth. It won't be long before...
"Aaaaaah, fuck!" your partner roars as he shoots jets of cum down your throat.
(set: $CasualEncounters to $CasualEncounters + 1)
"How...how did you know..." he pants.
You remove his softening dick from your mouth and smirk. "Janitors don't just gotta scrub floors you know, they gotta know how to clean pipes."
He giggles. This is the most adorable he's ever been.
[[//Clean Yourself Up//->Outcome 1]]The leatherman lets out a relaxed sigh and zips himself back up.
"Didja have fun?" he asks, rubbing your head.
"More than I thought I would, actually," you reply.
"Good... good... I'm glad I could take your mind off of what's happening in that mansion, at least for a little bit, baby."
Well that's one way to snap you out of the afterglow. "You...know what I'm doing?"
"Course I do! It's the talk of the gay scene here. Buncha dumbass college kids release a lust and vanity demon because they wanna look better, he gives their wishes an ironic exaggeration that makes it unenjoyable for the average person. Oldest story in the book."
Now you're incredulous for several reasons. "There's a gay scene here? In the afterlife?"
"You think just cuz we kicked the bucket we're gonna be boring as fuck?" he chuckles. "Naw, we got a scene here and it's just beautiful." He pauses for a moment. "Just...uh...avoid the Gay Ghost Mafia."
"I thought there wasn't a ghost mafia.
"Oh, there isn't, but there //is// a gay ghost mafia."
"...alrighty."
"Anyway, now that we're done with your throat inspection..." he smirks, taking a pink pearl off of his hat. "You're gonna need this. I used it to cross the threshold for a few flings in the mortal realm, but lets be honest, which one is gonna have more hot guys, the land of the living, or the land of the dead?"
You put the pearl in your pocket, feeling its magical energy flowing through you.
"I'm gonna get going," the leather daddy says giving you a scruffy kiss on the cheek. "Give em hell, stud. Er...you know what I mean," he stammers. "And if things go south and you end up here? I'll be waiting for you."
With that he exits the room, leaving you alone with your thoughts.
Even the afterlife is paying attention to this...
(set: $GhostFuck to 1)(set: $Magic to $Magic + 1)(set: $DaddyTalk to 2)
[[//Better Get a Move On//->Restroom DEAD]]If the briefcase is anywhere, it's probably the supply closet.
Well, what do you know. It was just on the floor. Wasn't even covered by anything.
(set: $Briefcase to 1)
Considering everything else so far, this was surprisingly painless!
You lift up the briefcase to take it with you, and underneath is a scrap of paper!
"THOK"
The paper has the same atrocious penmanship as the note you found in the mansion's foyer, so you decide to take it with you!
(set: $WordsProgress to $WordsProgress + 1)
You've found (print: $WordsProgress) of 5 scraps of paper!
(set: $WordsTHOK to 1)
[[//Huh. Why Can't They All Be This Easy?//->Supply Closet DEAD]]The file is blank.
What happens tonight is probably gonna determine the words that end up on this page.
[[//No Pressure//->Record Room Choice]]---
Famous witches Carolyne Goldman and Jess Belle are called in after many attempts by local clergy to subdue the demon. The pair succeed, but due to their advanced age it was at the cost of their lives.
The temple's passageway is sealed with cement, and no one is told about its existance.
---
[[//Put it Back//->Record Room Choice]]---
A group of punks had recently bought the mansion dirt cheap, because of the building's history. One of them, Bernard "Spike" Borowitz, flees the home claiming "horrible fruit dreams where I put my mouth on all the fellas in the house". Over the next few weeks the others follow suit, and the house remains unoccupied for years.
---
[[//Put it Back//->Record Room Choice]]---
The notorious gang "The Hellhounds", a group known for being particularly violent towards men they would consider "wimpy", makes the mansion their base of operations.
Less than two months later the police raid the mansion, fearing their recent lack of activity a sign of worse things to come. They find all members of the gang in various states of undress, inebriation, and sex.
---
[[//Put it Back//->Record Room Choice]]You fit the crystal in as best you can, considering there was some decorative soap stuck to the sides of the indent.
Suddenly everything in the fountain melts down to a viscuous blood red fluid (hopefully not blood), and then boils into billowing clouds of crimson smoke.
"ATHOK. ZOON. PARGON. PARGON. ADRAMOCH!" A gutteral voice chants from within the fountain.
Well that can't be good. Did the crystal anger the decorative soap gods?
(set: $SecretRoom to 1)(set: $StrangeCrystal to 2)
The smoke slowly makes its way to the wall beind the fountain, and quickly dissolves the plaster, leaving nothing but a red stain on the floor, a door to a once secret room, and a soapless fountain.
Was this the only way to go in here? That seems...impractical.
[[//Well, Better Explore It//->Secret Room 2F]](if: $MagicBook is 1)[The mirror begins to glow as you approach it, the center of the magical marking producing a soft humming noise. At the same time the dark tome in your pocket begins to rumble, possibly reacting to the powerful magic at work. Alternatively, the book itself is choosing to activate the occult object, which is an unnerving thought.
Will you open the book?
[[//Yes//->Magic Circle 2]]
[[//No, I Want to Look at Other Things//->Examine Secret Room 2F]]
[[//No, This Seems Like a Really Bad Idea//->Secret Room 2F]]](else:)[Despite the mirror's intimidating appearance, it doesn't seem to be doing anything at the moment.
A bit of a letdown honestly.
Even to the touch it seems like ordinary reflective glass with chalk drawn on it.
Maybe there needs to be some sort of magical catalyst to activate it?
For now, it's just a fancy mirror.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Game Room 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Secret Room 2F]]]As you open the book the entire inside of the strange mirror is lit up with an intense blue glow, and what was once a quiet hum is now a loud buzzing.
(set: $Darkness to $Darkness + 1)
You feel an intense dragging feeling...it only takes you a second to realize that this mirror is a portal, and its sucking you in!
An intense feeling of dread overcomes you as you contemplate what's on the other side...
[[//Please Don't Be Hell Please Don't Be Hell Please Don't Be Hell//->Spirit World Entrance]]Each of the pages seems to have a name at the top.
Which of the papers would you like to read?
[[//Jacob Peterson//->JBF 1]]
[[//Arnold Cazzoli//->JBF 2]]
[[//Daniel Smith//->JBF 3]]
[[//Victor Dolchev//->JBF 4]]
[[//Isadore Kastos//->JBF 5]]
[[//None, I Want To Examine Something Else//->Examine Secret Room 2F]]
[[//None of Them//->Secret Room 2F]]You gently settle into the sling, taking care not to tangle yourself up in any of the straps.
Huh... tis is pretty relaxing. Really relaxing actually.
So relaxing, you're starting to get a little sleepy. The guys who sat in this sling must have had a pretty damn good time! Can't have that though, so it's time to get up!
Erm...
Just gotta maneuver a bit...
Try and scoot forward...
Uh...
Shit.
You're stuck in a sex sling. This thing may have been made to look and feel good, but it was not made to be used by a single person. Oh boy. Of all the ways to get stuck, it had to be the one involving sex furniture. This is gonna require one hell of an explanation when someone finds you!
(if: $Ending8 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
//If// someone finds you...
(set: $Ending8 to 1)
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #8: Relaxation Gone Wrong//''
And that's how the story ends.
This isn't the kind of conclusion you wanted though, right?
If you want a different outcome, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]].---
The dark one's powers have served me well so far, it seems like every man I encounter has an exploitable desire. Who knew Arnold Cazzoli the blacksmith loved being tied up? That made it easy to have him build a lot of gear for me! Maybe he and the leatherworker will eventually be able to create restraints strong enough to contain a demon...
---
[[//He's Somethin' Else//->JBF Diary]]---
I need to be more careful, the dark one seems to be growing suspicious, even as I bring more men under my thrall to please him. I managed to earn back his trust by turning Daniel Smith, the butcher, into a carnal pleasure obsessed beast in front of him. That should buy me enough time to construct the portal...and the restraints.
---
[[//What a Pompous Ass//->JBF Diary]]---
Adramoch is becoming harder and harder to please. This was inevitable with a demon lord of vanity and lust, but I did not expect it to happen this quickly! Taking advantage of the leatherworker, Victor Dolchev's exhibitionism and making him parade naked through the streets masturbating didn't even make him smile!
I must move quickly...before he turns on me!
---
[[//Five Bucks Says The Demon Knew//->JBF Diary]]---
Finally... I am ready to enact my plan... Isadore Kartos is the thirteenth man I've enthralled, the last one needed to open the gateway to hell and allow Adramoch into our world. I have prepared many spells and wards for this moment.
Absolutely nothing can go wrong.
---
[[//Everything Probably Went Wrong//->JBF Diary]]You reach in your pocket for a paper scrap, hoping there's some magic power in the words on the page.
As you hold it up to the demon...it appears there's no such luck.
"Foolish mortal! There is no power in the words, only the voice //speaking// those words!" he roars as he burns the scrap of paper while it's still in your hand.
"You tried, but you weren't clever enough." A horrifying grin spreads on his face. "Let's see how much I can change in that puny mind of yours...or rather...how little..."
[[//Darkness//->Ending 16]]"Please don't kill me, I'll do anything!" you plead.
"Aww...little man, I'm not gonna kill you, but I'm glad you say that."
The demon pulls back his arm, aligning his claw with the middle of your forehead.
"Hold on...this might hurt a little bit...but I promise you, you won't remember a thing!" he cackles.
[[//Darkness//->Ending 16]]You pull one of the magic pearls from your pocket and let its shine wash over both you and your attacker, sending the incubus reeling on the floor.
(set: $Pearls to $Pearls - 1)
He is vulnerable right now...
What will you do?
[[//Try to Run Away//->Escape]](if: $Darkness is >2)[
[[//Use the Dark Book Against Him//->Dark Book]]](if: $WordsProgress is 5)[
[[//Try and Bind Him Using the Words//->The Words]]](if: $Magic is 5)[(if: $CasualEncounters is 3)[(if: $Darkness is >2)[(if: $SexyCologne is 1)[(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1)[(if: $WeedKiller is 1)[
[[//Use Your Pearls to Stop Him//->Joke Ending]]]]]]]]
---
#NEWSFLASH!
#Local Janitor
#Goes Bananas!
Reports are saying that a janitor for the local university has been caught running around nude and openly masturbating in front of students. Sources say that he is indeed intoxicated, and is considered dangerous, as he started a fist fight with a statue of the founder of the university.
If you have any information on this sudden change of behavior, please call authorities!
(if: $Ending16 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
(set: $Ending16 to 1)
-The Nosy Blab
---
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #16: Not The Man He Used To Be//''
Well, not quite the heroic end to your quest that you expected, huh?
Incubi are unfortunately very spiteful and angry creatures, making one upset can be hazardous to your...everything.
If you think that you could do better than that, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]]. Otherwise, this is...
#[[//*The End!*//->Title Screen]]
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[[//Go Back//->Title Screen]]//Slurp Slurp//
"Oh god...my chest feels so good! Don't stop sucking! Oooooooh!"
//Slurp Slurp//
Gosh.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Basement Hallway B1]]
[[//Go Back//->Basement Hallway B1]]The demon wraps his hands around your head and you feel an instant jolt of intense arousal.
"You know...this is a dream...so anything can happen...sure, any physical changes I make won't last...but the mental ones..." the demon coos.
You cock feels like it's gonna burst! It won't stop throbbing...
It...it's getting bigger!
Your erect cock bursts through your pants and flops against your stomach!
"Oh, a big boy like you doesn't hafta think anymore, does he?" the dream monster says shaking his head no. "But big boys like you need big, huge cocks, don't they?"
A very devious grin spreads on the fiend's face.
"We just gotta fix this, huh?" he says in a fake fatherly voice as he presses his fingers more firmly against your temples. Your big leaky dick is about 10 inches long at this point, and your thought processes are definitely slowing down.
"Dummies like you don't need thinking muscles, they need big strong screwing muscles!" the purple perverter cackles as he sends corrupting energy rippling through your head, giving you the most intense orgasm you've ever experienced...and making you a little dumber.
"What...what're you...doin'?" you gasp as your hips buck involuntarily and you release huge jets of cum into the air.
"We gotta get rid of those pesky thoughts if you're gonna be a big dummy! I'm the boss and I know what's best for you, okay?" he remarks, sending a nother blast through your brain and mindbreaking orgasm through your body.
Your cock is up to your chest at this point.
"Duh...okay boss!" you reply to your captor, thrusting into the air more fiercely now.
"You see that cum?"
"...yea boss."
"That's your soul going bye bye! Without it you're gonna be big dumb lug, I'm gonna drink it aaaaaall up!"
"Oh...bye bye soul...heh heh heh."
The demon lets out a wicked laugh.
"Okay, big guy. Now that we got you all dumb and horny, I'm gonna rewire a few things before I let you wake up... But first, I wanna see how many times you can shoot!" he roars as he sends the biggest wave of corrupting energy yet through your brain.
You don't have time to think between the constant intense shuddering orgasms and the fountain of cum shooting out of you.
You're as good as gone.
(set: $DreamFail to 0)
(if: $Ending9 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
(set: $Ending9 to 1)
You wake up and go back to your job as normal, ignoring the happenings at the mansion... ...not really paying attention to anything around you at all honestly. After being corrupted by the incubus you've become attrociously sloppy as a janitor, hell, the only two things you're good at at this point are sucking cigars and sucking dick. In fact, the only reason you kept your job was because you'd deepthroat any guy who so much as said hi to you.
You're a big dumb slut.
You're happy though, that's somethin' right?
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #9: Wet Nightmares//''
And that's how the story ends.
This isn't the kind of conclusion you wanted though, right?
If you want a different outcome, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]].
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[[//This game contains scenes with explicit pornographic content. This game also touches on themes of body dysmorphia and poor body image in some parts. People sensitive to these issues should take care when playing this game.//->Opener]]Damn! The door is locked!
You could probably break the handle and force the door open if you had more friction...
You do have that thong.
I mean.
Would he notice any difference?
Do...do you want to use the thong?
[[//Sure, Why Not//->AtticLock 2]]
[[//No Thanks, Doorknobs Are Germy//->Attic Hallway 3F]]You just won't tell Doogie what you did with his underwear. It was for the greater good. For all you know, the attic key isn't even in the building anymore!
(set: $AtticLock to 1)
You put the thong in your palm, turn as hard as you can...
//CLUNK//
It's open!
I mean the dudes living here will have to pay to have it fixed, but they probably won't mind, since you're saving them and all. Now you can enter the attic whenever you want, though you should definitely make sure you're ready before you do that.
[[//Go Back//->Attic Hallway 3F]]---
#NEWSFLASH!
#Local Janitor
#Becomes
#Exotic Dancer!
"I really need to show off my amazing body!" says former janitor.
Though he's spent the last 6 years as a fairly well liked employee at P.U., as of last week he's quit his job and moved on to shaking his now literal moneymaker. People who've spoken to him since the vocation switch have claimed that he's like an entirely new person!
"I don't remember him drinking or smoking before, but now he does it so much!" says a close friend of the man.
We at the Nosy Blab wish this ex-janitor good luck in his new endeavors!
(if: $Ending10 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
(set: $Ending10 to 1)
-The Nosy Blab
---
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #10: Walk a Mile in My Body//''
Well, not quite the heroic end to your quest that you expected, huh?
At least someone is getting some use out of your body! You probably want it back though, huh?
If you think that you could do better than that, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]]. Otherwise, this is...
#[[//*The End!*//->Title Screen]]You are not gonna get your ass paddled by a dream army sergeant.
Before your turn to have your ass beat red comes up, you dash away from the sergeant and head into one of the buildings.
This...isn't like dreams you've had before, at least the ones you remember. Hell, you actually feel winded from running!
This is probably something in the house's doing, so best stay on your toes...
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Dreamland 2]]You shut your eyes as tight as you can and try to wake up. You know it's a dream, so it should end soon, right?
All you gotta do is keep trying.
#WHAP!
"Th-thank you, sir!"
He is getting really close though... Does it normally take this long to wake up?!
#WHAP!
"Aaah! Thank you, s-sir!"
(set: $DreamFail to $DreamFail + 1)
Why isn't this working?!
"In this kinda dream... I say when you wake up!" the sergeant barks as he pulls down your pants.
#WHAP!
"Sunuva! Ow!!!"
The paddler smirks. "You didn't say "thank you, sir"
#WHAP!
"GAH!!! FUCK!!!"
You can't take much more of this...you're already gonna have trouble sitting down for weeks! Er...maybe. This is a dream after all.
After pulling up your pants you dash away from the sergeant and head into the base itself, hoping to avoid...whatever's going on long enough to wake up. (Hopefully what he said isn't true...)
[[//Examine Your Surroundings//->Dreamland 2]]You remember you have a pair of hypnotic specs in your pocket! You quickly put them on and look at Dario directly in the eyes.
"I'm gonna put yer undies so far up your crack you're gonna... gon-gonna..." the bully stammers. He abruptly stops and stares straight forward, mouth hanging agape.
Huh.
Guess these things do work in a dream!
You take the specs off and put them back in your pocket, keeping them safe from damage in case you need them again.
Worried about going back outside, you head down the hall and open the doors to what you hope is the school gym.
[[//It's Probably Not the School Gym//->Dreamland 3]]*PSSSSSSF*
"AHH, MY FUCKIN' EYES!" Dario screams as he covers his face. "YOU'RE DEAD ONCE I CAN SEE AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME? //DEAD//!"
You feel a little bit sorry for him, but this //is// a dream, so whatever, you're not wasting this opportunity. You rush down the hall, looking into each of the classrooms.
They're all empty...just like the halls.
This is one hell of a nightmare.
Maybe the gym will have something for you to use to fight off your attacker?
Or maybe it'll take you somewhere new, like a zoo where you get attacked by a gorilla with that same face.
50/50 shot.
You open the gym doors...
[[//Where Are We Now?//->Dreamland 3]]You're not sticking around to see what he's gonna do.
(set: $DreamFail to $DreamFail + 1)
You turn around and open the doors, fully expecting something new to be on the other side.
You're right. Unfortunately, it's fire.
Before you can shut the door a burst of flames lashes out of the doorway and burns your arm.
"Maybe now it's a little more clear. I control your dreams, mortal. You're like a little fly caught in my web, and I am //very// hungry..."
The purple pervert wags his finger. "However big men like you do taste better when you're exhausted."
His eyes shine with a lavender light and instantly a stone maze shoots out of the void beneath you.
This guy sure loves being dramatic.
"On the other side of this maze is a bottle. Drink its contents and you'll wake up," the dreamcubus' voice snidely informs you.
"Why would you even give me that option?"
"Because you'll never make it to the other side."
...Jackass.
The maze is filled with twists and turns, and everything looks the same. Of course...it'd be a little silly to expect a demon to play fair.
You can't even tell if you're making any progress here. You're supposed to hug a side in mazes...but that assumes this works like a normal one.
You wander for what feels like hours before you decide to sit down to rest. This is a really shitty dream.
(if: $DreamFail is >2)[[[//You're Feeling Woozy//->Failure]]](else:)[[[//Get Your Bearings Straight//->Dreamland 4]]]This guy's a high school bully. You can take him.
You decide to throw a punch directly to his face, if he thinks he can give you an atomic wedgie he's gonna get a broken nose for trying!
He catches it effortlessly and holds your hand in place.
"You think your wimpy nerd arms are gonna hurt me?! What a fuckin' loser!" he laughs. "For that, I'm giving you a wedgie //and// holding your arm behind your back!"
This guy's a supernaturally strong high school bully. You can't take him.
He reaches into the back of your pants and pulls your underwear up as high as he can.
Ouch. You're gonna feel that one in the morning.
"Let me go you fucking creep!" you shout, but this only causes the bully to pull the underwear (and your arm) even more.
"I want you to say something!" he chuckles.
"What?"
(set: $DreamFail to $DreamFail + 1)
"Say...I like sucking big dicks!"
"Huh?"
"Say it, nerd!"
"Fine... You like sucking big dicks!"
With that and a jab to his ribs you wriggle free and dash to the school gym doors. Considering what's happened so far you have no idea what's gonna be on the other side...but considering a weird super strong bully is after you, you gotta take that chance...
[[//Open the Doors...//->Dreamland 3]]You run to the doors ou used to enter this creepy place, even if that army guy is still out there, a paddle's no where near as bad as a wedgie!
...
Oh, hell no...
(set: $DreamFail to $DreamFail + 1)
The doors are locked!
Fuck this dream!
"It's wedgie time!" says the bully sneaking up behind you. He grabs the band of your underwear and lifts.
"Ow! Let go!" you yell.
"Not until you say you wanna suck my dick!" he retorts.
"What? Why?!"
"Cuz you gotta!"
"Why do you want me to suck your dick!"
"Cuz...uhh...wait a minute..."
Now's your chance! You jab him in the stomach and take off for the gym doors at the end of the hall. Of course, considering what happened so far, this might not end up at the gym. For all you know the other side of this could be a riverboat.
[[//You Open the Doors...//->Dreamland 3]]You quickly make your decision and run down the hall, hoping for the best.
(set: $DreamFail to $DreamFail + 1)
The dreamcubus doesn't seem to have caught up to you...
And the bottle is right there...
Bottoms up!
//Glug Glug Glug//
...nothing happened.
While this isn't suprising, it's still a huge letdown.
"I was able to follow you through the maze, thanks to your scent, and made a last minute change to the drink!" the demon cackles.
Your body is getting warm... Whew...everything is spinning.
Gotta shake it off...
(if: $DreamFail is >2)[[[//You're Feeling Woozy//->Failure]]](else:)[[[//Give This Guy a Piece of Your Mind//->Success]]]Not wanting to take your chances with the army sergeant if he's still outside those doors, you choose to dash down the hall and avoid "Dario" entirely.
"Get back here or I'll //really// give you a wedgie!" the bully calls to you. Yeah, that's gonna get you to go back.
It's still extremely spooky that there isn't anyone else in this school. The classrooms are completely empty and the walls are even barren. Brrrr...
There has been a theme so far. If this dream is gonna try to put you in close quarters with an intimidating figure you can stop it. The school gym is a wide open space, whatever this dream brings, you can probably deal with it there easier than a hallway.
You know, assuming that when you go through those doors you'll be in the high school gym instead of space or some crap.
You open the gym doors...
[[//Where the Hell Are We This Time?//->Dreamland 3]]"Hey man, you don't have to do this."
The demon stops in his tracks.
"I...I know that." he stammers, taken aback. Guess he's just used to fight or flight responses. "I //wanna// do this."
He starts throwing a small tantrum. "You know, it isn't fun when you aren't all beastly and brutish like other big dumb lugs!" he barks while stomping on the floor.
"Do you think you grabbed a cave man?" you snark.
"I //wish//. You humans were so much hotter back then. So very very stupid..."
"Sorry, we're a lot smarter now."
"Oh really?" he snaps. "If you're so smart, why don't you try this?!"
His eyes shine with a lavender light and instantly a stone maze shoots out of the void beneath you.
This guy sure loves being dramatic.
"On the other side of this maze is a bottle. Drink its contents and you'll wake up," the dreamcubus' voice snidely informs you.
"Why would you even give me that option?"
"Because you'll never make it to the other side, smart guy."
...Jackass.
The maze is filled with twists and turns, and everything looks the same. Of course...it'd be a little silly to expect a demon to play fair.
You can't even tell if you're making any progress here. You're supposed to hug a side in mazes...but that assumes this works like a normal one.
You wander for what feels like hours before you decide to sit down to rest. This is a really shitty dream.
(if: $DreamFail is >2)[[[//You're Feeling Woozy//->Failure]]](else:)[[[//Get Your Bearings Straight//->Dreamland 4]]]This...doesn't look like army army building.
This looks like a high school. What the hell?
"Bro, bro!" a nerdy guy in glasses yells running towards you. "You gotta hide! Dario flunked his math test and he's taking it out on all the senior class nerds by giving them wedgies!"
You haven't been in a high school for years, this is absolutely a dream...and since it's //your// dream, you can change things!
For instance...instead of a high school...how about a bar?
...
Maybe you're doing it wrong?
"Dude, what're you spacing out for?! Dario's coming!" your companion shouts before hiding in a nearby locker.
"Well, look who I found! It's the biggest nerd in the whole damn school," chuckles a tall blonde teen in a letterman jacket as he strides down the eerily empty hall towards you. "You know what that means? You get the biggist wedgie!"
One look at his face makes you feel a twinge of dread... It's exactly the same as the army sergeants!
"I'm not a nerd, man. I'm not even a fucking student!" you protest.
"Please, I know you're a chess club dweeb, now turn around so I can stretch yer tighty whities!" he guffaws. There's probably no reasoning with him, considering...
What will you do?
[[//Try to Fight Back//->Dream Failure 2 - Fight]]
[[//Run Through the Door you Came in//->Dream Failure 2 - Door]]
[[//Try to Run Past Him//->Dream Success 2 - Run]](if: $SexyCologne is 1)[
[[//Spray Him With the Cologne//->Dream Success 2 - Cologne]]](if: $HypnoSpecs is 1)[
[[//Use the Hypno Specs//->Dream Success 2 - Specs]]]Of course this isn't a school gym. That'd be silly.
It's a whole lotta nothin'.
"You know..." a familiar voice says. "You are being so stubborn about accepting your punishment." A slender purple demon with large ears and a whip-like tail phases through the floor. His face is very similar to your two assailants.
You got a bone to pick with this guy.
"Is there a reason you're chasing me around and trying to intimidate me?"
The devil smirks. "Is there a reason you season your food before eating it?"
Oh. Oh boy.
He's coming towards you, what do you do?
[[//Run Away!//->Dream Failure 3 - Run Away]]
[[//Attempt to Fight Him//->Dream Failure 3 - Fight]]
[[//Try to Talk Him Down//->Dream Success 3]]"Big men like you have a powerful musky scent coming from their loins... It's intoxicating, and it lets me know //exactly// where you are..." the demon calls out to you. Guess he's resuming the chase.
You begin moving faster down the halls, there's a good chance you're getting close if he's trying to psyche you out.
Unless he really can smell your dick. Demons are weird. Either way, that's not gonna stop you from finishing this damn maze.
You come to the end of the maze and breathe a sigh of relief before your heart sinks.
There are two paths, with two different identical bottles at the end of them!
What do you do?
[[//Take the Left Path//->Dreamland 4 Failure]]
[[//Take the Right Path//->Dreamland 4 Failure]](if: $SexyCologne is 1)[
[[//Spray Cologne and Take the Left Path//->Dreamland 4 Success]]
[[//Spray Cologne and Take the Right Path//->Dreamland 4 Success]]]Spraying some of that overpowering cologne to cover your scent, you decide on a path and follow it.
The bottle is just sitting there on a short pedestal.
Oh well... Bottoms up.
//Glug Glug Glug//
Nothing happened. This isn't surprising considering you're dealing with a demon, but it's still a letdown.
The demon huffs and puffs to catch up with you, before coming to an abrupt stop. "You...you already drank it?" he asks.
"Yeah. I think it's just water."
"Fuck! I forgot to make it alcohol! I was coming to change it!"
He starts stomping up and down. "You cheated!" he cries out.
This guy is just acting like a big baby.
[[//Give Him a Piece of Your Mind//->Success]]You don't have the energy to continue...
"Are you done making a fool of yourself?" the slender demon snaps. "You'll just have to face it. You can't get away from me..."
The world around you begins to fade away. Seems like this guy doesn't bother with theatrics once he's caught his prey.
"Oh the things I'm gonna do to you..."
[[//Brace Yourself//->Ending 9]]"Listen you," you say jabbing the skinny demon in the chest with your finger. "I'm tired of playing your stupid games. Now you either let me go, or eat me, or whatever it is you actually do, because I'm fucking bored."
"Bored?! BORED?!" he yells. "Fine, I didn't even wanna eat your soul anyway. Bet it tastes AWFUL!"
The demon explodes in a plume of smoke, and you feel everything start to pull away, like you're waking up.
//Finally.//
You awaken feeling surprisingly rested, and notice a small scrap of paper on your pillow.
"WOO"
(set: $WordsWOO to 1)(set: $WordsProgress to $WordsProgress + 1)
(set: $DreamBattle to 1)
It has the same terrible handwriting as the notebook you read when you first got here, so you put it in your pocket.
(set: $MBDoor to 1)
You've found (print: $WordsProgress) of 5 scraps of paper!
[[//Let's get out of here!//->Master Bedroom 2F]]<img src= "https://s19.postimg.cc/kxladmxoj/Dysmorph-_Title-_Screen.png" width="750" height="350">---
One held by a witch, immortalized in art.
One held by a priest who lost everything, but now has what he wanted.
One held by a hunter afraid of becoming the hunted.
One held by a monster eager to experience life.
One held by a hedonistic spirit, still enjoying life after death.
---
[[//Go Back//->Balcony 3F]]The attic door is locked, but before you turn around the dark tome you're carrying flies into the air chanting an unknown language, producing strange runes.
This is definitely new.
The runes exlode with a pop, bathing the handle in eerie green flames and melting the entire thing, leaving a small pile of molten goop sizzling on the floor.
(set: $AtticLock to 1)
Well, that's one way to open a lock.
(set: $Darkness to $Darkness + 1)
Better make sure you're ready before you go in though, inhuman chanting can be heard from the other side...
[[//Spooky//->Attic Hallway 3F]][[//Look at the Credits//->Special Thanks]]
[[//Open the Graphical Preloader//->Preloader]]
[[//Look at Ending Hints//->Ending Hints]]
[[//Go Back//->Title Screen]]Warning! These hints spoil some aspects of the game! They do not spoil the contents of the endings, but do refer to the parts of the game where the ending happens, as well as the events needed to trigger the endings. Read them only if you don't care about that and want to see all of the endings without puzzling them out.
[[//Lemme See Em!//->Ending Hints 2]]
[[//No Thanks//->Menu]][[//Ending 1//->Hint 1]]
[[//Ending 2//->Hint 2]]
[[//Ending 3//->Hint 3]]
[[//Ending 4//->Hint 4]]
[[//Ending 5//->Hint 5]]
[[//Ending 6//->Hint 6]]
[[//Ending 7//->Hint 7]]
[[//Ending 8//->Hint 8]]
[[//Ending 9//->Hint 9]]
[[//Ending 10//->Hint 10]]
[[//Ending 11//->Hint 11]]
[[//Ending 12//->Hint 12]]
[[//Ending 13//->Hint 13]]
[[//Ending 14//->Hint 14]]
[[//Ending 15//->Hint 15]]
[[//Ending 16//->Hint 16]]
[[//Ending 17//->Hint 17]]
[[//Ending 18//->Hint 18]]
[[//Ending 19//->Hint 19]]
[[//Ending 20//->Hint 20]]
[[//Go Back//->Menu]]Ending 1: Attempt to leave the mansion from the front door at any time.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 2: Accept a cigar from the man in the dining room the first time you speak with him.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 3: Play a game of pool with the men in the game room.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 4: Read the leather-bound book in the library to the end.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 5: Drink the alcohol in the wine cellar.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 6: Lose the fight against the impcubus in the back room.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 7: Lose the fight against the plant in the kitchen.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 8: Sit in the sex sling in the secret room.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 9: Lose the fight against the dreamcubus in the master bedroom.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 10: Fight the incubus in the attic and get hit with a corrupting blast without having any magic pearls left.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 11: when confronting the incubus in the attic, when you're prompted to use the words, start with "Fle", or make a deal with him involving the notes on sealing him away.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 12: Use the dark book to solve at least 3 problems, then while still having the book confront the incubus in the attic and use the book against him.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 13: When confronting the incubus in the attic, when you're prompted to use the words, start with "Woo".
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 14: When confronting the incubus in the attic, when prompted offer yourself to the demon as a slave, or attempt to escape.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 15: Confront the incubus in the attic, and when prompted to use the words, choose to either start with "Loo" or "Eep".
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 16: When confronting in the incubus in the attic, when he has you pinned down, choose to use the words.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 17: When prompted during the fight with the incubus in the attic, offer the souls of the men in the mansion to the demon. You monster.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Ending 18: Have sex with the impcubus, the priest, and the ghost. Use the dark book to solve at least 3 problems. Obtain all five magic pearls. Have the hypno specs, the cologne, and the alcohol in your inventory. Confront the incubus in the attic and when given the option use your pearls.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]---
#NEWSFLASH!
#Local Janitor
#Envoy of a
#New World
#Order!
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated," says former janitor.
Entire cities have fallen to the dark menace. The army was called to stop the evil warlock, but all of them started making out with each other minutes into the battle.
When asked what he wanted, the janitor turned overlord replied: "All I want is complete order and sexual degeneracy. Also I want to see James Waterburg in chains, he never paid me back my five dollars!"
You heard it here folks, the twilight of the human race is upon us! James Waterburg, if you're out there, may God have mercy on your soul.
(if: $Ending12 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
(set: $Ending12 to 1)
-The Nosy Blab
---
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #12: Fellatio Fhtagn!//''
Well, not quite the heroic end to your quest that you expected, huh?
You may have relied on the dark book a little too much on your quest. You know what they say about using powers beyond your understanding...
Maybe you should try using something a little less...dark?
If you think that you could do better than that, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]]. Otherwise, this is...
#[[//*The End!*//->Title Screen]]---
#NEWSFLASH!
#Demons Take
#Over the World!
Out of nowhere hundreds of demons appeared in the sky and began subjugating the entire human race.
Though it only began last week the demons have conquered just about every country on earth. As a symbolic act of their complete control the demons turned the president into a trout and replaced him with dictator for life: Eterally Screaming Skull.
Human men the demons find attractive are being kept as pets. Entire sports teams are being abducted for this purpose.
"These demons are a pain in my ass!" joked local wiseguy Eli Henderson, age 46, taking his sixteenth demon cock of the day.
We at the Nosy Blab welcome our new incubus overlords!
(if: $Ending11 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
(set: $Ending11 to 1)
-The Nosy Blab
---
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #11: Hell On Earth//''
Well, not quite the heroic end to your quest that you expected, huh?
It looks like the demons won the fight. Humanity is in a pretty bad shape now.
But...
It doesn't have to end like that, you can go back and fix it!
If you think that you could do better than that, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]]. Otherwise, this is...
#[[//*The End!*//->Title Screen]]---
#NEWSFLASH!
#Local Janitor
#Guest of Honor
#at Frat Banquet!
"He totally helped us out big time," says hockey player and member of the frat, Daigo "Doogie" Nakama.
None of the members of the frat would specify what exactly the janitor did, but they stressed that he was extremely important and that they owed him a lot.
"I used to feel really bad about myself and work out as much as possible, but he made me realize that I'm fine just the way I am!" bodybuilder Jake Wokowski told our reporters the day before the banquet.
"My friends were in a lot of trouble and he fixed the problem by himself! He's a hero!" said university chess champion Marcus Rosette. Marcus refused to disclose what said problem was.
"I still don't know what he did, but the boys think he's the best damn thing, so he must be good!" Bruno Bertozzi, father of fraternity member Noah Bertozzi spoke of the event.
There were briefly even talks of making the janitor the school mascot, but the dean declined, saying that "The P.U. Janitors just doesn't roll off the tongue very well."
We still aren't exactly sure what's going on, but we at the Nosy Blab want to formally thank the janitor for...whatever he did!
(if: $Ending13 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
(set: $Ending13 to 1)
-The Nosy Blab
---
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #13: All's Well That Ends Well!//''
You did it! You heroically saved the frat boys!
You even managed to undo the curses on all the guys in the mansion! You deserve to pat yourself on the back for that.
It would be hard to top this outcome to be honest, but...
If you think that you could do better than that, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]]. Otherwise, this is...
#[[//*The End!*//->Title Screen]]---
#NEWSFLASH!
#Local Janitor
#Missing!
A janitor at Pentacle University has gone missing!
"We would start a search, but none of us even knew his name! I don't think anyone asked..." College Dean Leeroy Lemons told our reporters.
We were also unable to get any informaton from any of the students. The frat boys living at the Fellatine Mansion even declined to speak to our reporters.
If anyone has any information about this missing janitor, please contact either the police department, or us!
(if: $Ending14 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
(set: $Ending14 to 1)
-The Nosy Blab
---
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #14: A Noble Sacrifice//''
You did it! You saved the frat boys.
It may have cost you everything, but at least those guys are safe. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few and all that.
But...
What if things went a little differently? Would it create a better outcome? Would you not have to sacrifice yourself?
If you think that you could do better than that, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]]. Otherwise, this is...
#[[//*The End!*//->Title Screen]]---
#NEWSFLASH!
#Explosion at
#Fellatine
#Mansion!
People in the surrounding area were given quite the shock as the entire building exploded violently, leaving almost nothing left at the site.
Unfortunately the police have no leads on what caused the explosion. At least 15 different men are considered missing at this point.
Investigators are inspecting the remains of the basement, including several rooms not on the floor plan.
If you have any information about this incident, please contact the police or the Nosy Blab.
(if: $Ending15 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
(set: $Ending15 to 1)
-The Nosy Blab
---
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #15: An Explosive Draw//''
You weren't able to save the frat boys, but you did inadvertently prevent the problem from getting even worse.
That has to be worth something, right?
But...
What if things went a little differently? What if you had another magic pearl or two? What about if you confronted the incubus in a different way? Would the mansion still be standing?
If you think that you could do better, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]]. Otherwise, this is...
#[[//*The End!*//->Title Screen]]---
#NEWSFLASH!
#Over 15 Men
#Missing!
A few days ago, many men, all associated with Pentacle University in one way or another, went missing.
Police have no leads to the whereabouts of any of them except for the testimony of a former janitor.
The ex-janitor now lives in a mansion he purchased for himself, and refuses to disclose how he obtained all this wealth.
"I think one of them said they were all going camping. On the other side of the country. World," said the former janitor.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of these over a dozen men, please contact either the police department, or The Nosy Blab.
(if: $Ending17 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
(set: $Ending17 to 1)
-The Nosy Blab
---
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #17: A Deal With The Devil//''
You...you're not really this evil, right?
Trading the lives of over a dozen innocent men for your own profit is a pretty damn awful thing to do.
But you //can// change that.
All it takes is going back and doing something different, even a little.
If you think that you could be a better person, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]]. Otherwise, this is...
#[[//*The End!*//->Title Screen]]---
#NEWSFLASH!
#World Turned
#Impossibly
#Sexy!
Last week Pentacle University was the site of a 4 hour all man orgy! Since then the itch has spread the the rest of the town and beyond, all of the men have become completely insatiable!
What caused this to happen? Nobody knows, but one thing is for sure, everything is definitely more sexy! Hell, I'm getting head from my boss while I type this!
He's such a huge slut! He loves when you wrap your legs around his head!
It's a good thing we adapted to all the constant sex pretty quick, or else things would be in big trouble huh?
Men everywhere are reporting higher self confidence and less stress as their peers stopped making fun of them and started fucking them.
Women are reporting no differences, except the occassional show when two guys start to make out.
Is this whole horny men spree a good thing? Who knows! I'm gonna focus on screwing this guy's throat instead of thinking about it!
(set: $Ending18 to 1)
-The Nosy Blab
---
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #18: Hell on...Earth?//''
...
Um.
Well...you saved the frat boys. Sort of.
I mean...nothing really bad happened. You did change the whole world and all...but it's not worse, just more...porny.
It was already kinda porny, but now it's like...super porny.
Isn't hell on earth supposed to be a little more...dramatic?
I'm not exactly sure what to say here...good job, buddy?
If you wanna try something else, you can [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]]. If you want. I'm gonna go lay down or something. Otherwise, this is...
#[[//The (Incredibly//->Title Screen]]
#[[//Horny) End!//->Title Screen]]You reach into your pockets to grab the magic pearls, when suddenly your things fly out and float into the air!
"So...this is it...the coming of the prophecy!" the demon gasps in wonder.
"The...the what?"
"You ignorant fool...do you not see? You are the chosen one! The one who will bring the sacred artifacts together for this, the ultimate demonic ritual!"
"The Wine of Akthos!" he bellows pointing at the booze jug.
"The Musk of Demurog!" he yells pointing to the cologne.
"My Aunt Cathy's Glasses!" he calls out gesturing to the specs.
"...Cathy?"
"And now...with that dark book you brought, and you being a big ol' slut...our worlds will fuse! Our people will finally become one!" the demon laughs. A huge pillar of red light bursts through the floor, engulfing the dark book, and shoots into the sky, painting it a bloody crimson.
"This was your goal the whole time?" you ask the demon, puzzled.
"Nope, but this is probably even better! It has begun! We're all a part of you now!" With that, the incubus disintegrates and his pieces swirl into the pillar of light.
Oh geeze, what is this gonna do?! Did you fuck up?!
[[//I've Got a Bad Feeling About This...//->Ending 18]]You're gonna knock this spindly twerp senseless.
(set: $DreamFail to $DreamFail + 1)
You throw a punch right at his smug purple face.
Unfortunately the demon vanishes into a cloud of smoke that makes you feel nauseous, and then appears a little further away.
"You're a big ol' brute, ain'tcha?" he laughs. "I like that in a man. It makes it more fun to take away their minds."
You take a moment to steady yourself and when you look up the demon is right in your face.
"I'm a little attached to you. How about we make this sporting?"
The monster's eyes shine with a lavender light and instantly a stone maze shoots out of the void beneath you.
This guy sure loves being dramatic.
"On the other side of this maze is a bottle. Drink its contents and you'll wake up," the dreamcubus' voice snidely informs you.
"Is there a time limit?"
"Until I get bored."
...Jackass.
The maze is filled with twists and turns, and everything looks the same. Of course...it'd be a little silly to expect a demon to play fair.
You can't even tell if you're making any progress here. You're supposed to hug a side in mazes...but that assumes this works like a normal one.
You wander for what feels like hours before you decide to sit down to rest. This is a really shitty dream.
(if: $DreamFail is >2)[[[//You're Feeling Woozy//->Failure]]](else:)[[[//Get Your Bearings Straight//->Dreamland 4]]]How will you say the words?
[[//Fle, Ep, Thok, Bap, Woo//->Summon More]]
[[//Eep, Meep, Bo, Peep, Sleep//->Words Explosion]]
[[//Woo, Bap, Thok, Ep, Fle//->Seal the Demon]]
[[//Loo, Bop, Shoo, Bop, Beep//->Words Explosion]]You turn around to leave, since this isn't going how you expected.
Unfortunately the attic door bursts into flames in front of you. Your "companion" has noticed you sneaking away.
"We were kinda in the middle of something. Very rude of you to try to leave!"
A sheepish grin spreads on your face. "Oh, sorry. I just think I left my oven on!"
"Well if you need to leave so bad, let me help you!" the monster quips as his eyes flash, causing red hands to reach up from the floor and start dragging you down.
"What are you doing?!" you yell.
"I'm getting this over with, if you're not gonna stay, you're not fun. I'm taking you home with me. I've been wanting a new toy anyway..."
Though you thrash back and forth, there's nothing you can do to break away from the hands!
[[//FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK//->Ending 14]]You pull the dark grimoire from your pocket. This guy is gonna pay... Flames of all colors of the spectrum, and ones you don't even have a name for begin crackling on your body, as soon as the demon sees this he brings his arms up in a defensive gesture.
"You fool, do you realize what you're doing? The darkness is not so easily contained!" the incubus screams.
"I don't need to contain it." you respond. "I just need to get rid of //you//. With that you engulf the demon in multicolor flames and banish him to the Plane of Eternal Irritation.
Truly the fate this monster deserves.
Suddenly the flames grow more numerous. That guy was right, you can't control this magic.
Well shit! You were just trying to sound cool!
What are you going to do now?
[[//Hope For the Best and Try to Stay in Control//->Ending 12]]"What about our deal?"
The demon snaps out of his stupor.
"Wha? Sure, the deal. Where are the papers?"
"The first floor of the foyer."
The fiend smiles and his black eyes glow magenta for a moment.
"Aaaand that whole room has been incinerated. By the way..." the demon continues, his smile getting wider. "Didn't your daddy tell you to never make a deal with the devil?"
He lifts his arms up
[[//Well Shit//->Ending 11]][[//Ten Hours Later//->The Summoning Deal]]"...and that's why I never try to have more than five slaves pleasure me at once. Hey are you listening?!"
//zzzzzzzzzzzzz// "Wha? Oh yeah, you put your dad in the freezer and banished your brother to the beaureaucracy dimension."
"...lucky guess."
"What were we supposed to be doing?"
"You were helping me summon demons and end the human race as we know it by signing a blood contract."
"Ahh...lemme do that," you say pricking your finger on one of his nails and writing your name on the scroll.
"Cool! We can get started then!" he responds, creating a portal in the floor of the room.
[[//Guess That's It Then Huh//->Ending 11]]You chant the words, but something goes wrong.
"You fool!" the demon calls out. "Do you realize what you've done?!"
The scraps lift of from the ground and rotate in the air, glowing brighter and brighter. A low hum starts but gets louder and higher pitched very quickly.
This is gonna be bad.
[[//Uh Oh....//->Ending 15]]But nothing was able to protect you from the energy. The magical power fries your brain and causes your soul to leave your body.
"I guess you ran out, huh?" the demon says to the empty air. "I was gonna open the gates for the other incubi to take over the world..."
The demon walks over to your still standing body and touches its shoulder.
"But I have always hated working in groups..."
In a flash the incubus is gone, and your body is moving again, a pair of magenta irises the only signifier of the devilry at work.
"It has been a while since I had a mortal host..." your voice says hoarsely, the speaker not used to his new vocal cords.
He starts groping your former body.
"Oh wow, this chest is so damn sensitive...I forgot humans had such sensitive nipples..." he quips, half in amazement.
"Oh fuck, this cock gets hard at the slightest touch!" he gasps stroking himself. "How were you not jacking off 24/7? I can't stop myself!"
The new you's breathing becomes heavy, and his stroking more rapid.
"Oh fuck...feels so good...oh fuck...oh fuck..." he keeps repeating to himself.
It isn't long before he reaches an explosive climax.
"Aww fuuuuuck!" he roars as he shoots his load all over the floor, before sinking back against a wall to catch his breath.
"That...that felt so good..." he whispers, wiping his brow. After a few minutes he stands up, fully recovered.
"Why don't I take this one for a different kind of test drive. I feel like getting //hammered// tonight," he giggles.
With that the incubus leaves the mansion, off to enjoy every hedonistic pleasure he could possibly have in his new body.
[[//...//->Ending 10]]Before the wave of corruption can overtake you, another pearl flies out of your pocket, this one sending its own wave of energy surging across the room. The pure energy destroys the demon's magic and sends him flying across the attic, hitting the back wall with a sickening thunk.
While he's recovering, you could try something...
What will you do?
[[//Try to Run Away//->Escape]](if: $Darkness is >2)[
[[//Use the Dark Book Against Him//->Dark Book]]](if: $WordsProgress is 5)[
[[//Try and Bind Him Using the Words//->The Words]]](if: $Magic is 5)[(if: $CasualEncounters is 3)[(if: $Darkness is >2)[(if: $SexyCologne is 1)[(if: $HypnoSpecs is 1)[(if: $WeedKiller is 1)[
[[//Use Your Pearls to Stop Him//->Joke Ending]]]]]]]]
You chant the magic words as you remember them.
In an instant a large portal opens in the floor and thousands of demons of all shapes and sizes start pouring through it.
"Did you mean to do that?" the demon asks. "Or did you just fuck up?"
The horde destroys the roof of the building and their inhuman cackle overtakes any other noise you could possibly hear.
This is bad.
This might actually be worse than if you never showed up to begin with.
A few of the demons stop to sarcastically say thanks to you, or to say hi to the incubus you've been battling (apparently he's known as "Zonk" to his friends. Huh.) but most of them tear out of the portal at breakneck speed, screaming into the night sky.
"I thought this was gonna take a few days," Zonk blurts out in awe. "But you managed to do this in like a second!"
Yeah...that doesn't make you feel any better. There...there isn't really a way to fix this.
[[//Your Bad//->Ending 11]]You chant the words as you remember them.
Instantly your adversary starts disintegrating, letting out bloodcurdling howls.
"AGGH! You...you may have one this b-battle..." he stammers. "But know this...the darkness within men's hearts is not easily contained...another group will have that same weakness...and I will be back!" he cackles, missing half of his body at this point.
"That is the most cliche thing I have ever heard," you respond bluntly.
He attempts to give you a glare, but with only one partially there eye it barely comes across, so he just sits on the attic floor and sighs.
"After Fellatine...I was convinced there wasn't a single mortal man who was competent at magic."
"You know...I wasn't sure I'd be able to pull this off."
The demon uses his remaining two fingers to point at his body. "I think you did an okay job."
"I thought banishment spells were all pillars of light and stuff, I didn't know it'd be this...slow."
"Not at all, thats the summoning. Goes really quick. Bringing something back goes bit by bi-ghh," he replies, his statement getting cut off by his mouth disappearing.
The demon offers a handshake, as if to say "You won this round, but don't worry, there'll be another." You use your thumb and index fingers to shake his last one.
A few moments later, he's entirely gone.
You successfully banished an archdemon back to the hell he came from.
Not bad for a college janitor.
With a quick dusting of your pants you decide to leave the attic and let all the guys in the house know that their problems are over, make sure all of monsters and curses are completely gone, and then go home and get some well deserved sleep.
It has been a //very// long night.
[[//...//->Ending 13]]You open the closet.
Looks like Professor Reynolds is still getting plowed in here, and once again they show no sign of stopping, even with you watching.
You'd be impressed if it wasn't super fucking rude.
"Hey, do either of you guys seem to know whats going on?" you ask.
"Fuck off janitor, can't you (aah!) see I'm enjoying myself (unnh...) here? Ooh...deeper Emil!" responds the middle aged man in-between loud immodest moans.
Reynolds and his partner seem to be ignoring you. (Well, more like Emil is ignoring you, and the professor is being a huge asshole and telling you to leave.) You should probably listen to him, you aren't going to get any real information from either of them, plus seeing the professor getting his fat round ass plowed is making you hard, which will make your //job// harder.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Art Gallery 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Art Gallery 1F]]Add the old computer in the basement.
Add the codes around the house for the game "Dungeons of Excelsior" in the basement.
Remove or retool the afterlife section.
clean up the text and remove the bugs.
add at least 2 more endings.
add at least two more sex scenes
Because of its reputation the place was turned into a frat house for particularly rowdy college boys to get //something// out of the property.
Normally you'd leave this kinda stuff to the professionals, but its after midnight, no one else seems to be around, and after a few dozen prank calls the cops don't come to this place anymore...
It looks like its up to you; a chubby janitor who works the night shift at Pentacle University, armed with nothing but his wits and a copy of the mansion's floor plan. It can't be too bad right? Just a kegstand gone wrong, or maybe some idiot lit something on fire. Fratboys //love// fire.
...or maybe all those people were right about the ghosts and ghouls.
"Goddamn idiots..." you mumble under your breath.
[[//You step into the house.//->Beginning2]]Well shit.
It sounds like the boys probably tried summoning some demons tonight. Why they'd do something like that you can't be sure, but there //is// one thing you're absolutely certain of...
[[//Better start exploring//->Foyer 1F]]These scratches were made by something that definitely wasn't human.
Some of them are more like deep gashes in the marble.
Well... Hopefully whatever made these is long gone.
Hopefully.
[[//Examine Something Else//->Examine Foyer 1F]]
[[//Go Back//->Examine Foyer 1F]]You sit down and watch a bit of the show, Nosferatina always has some of the best jokes and this episode is especially great. More than once you crack up and take a moment to catch your breath.
A few minutes into one of her monologues, the glamorous goth stares directly into the camera with a look that sets you on edge.
"The afterlife awaits you. Unite the book of darkness with the mirror of truth that lies in the hidden den of secrets, and only then will you be able to greet the dead on their terms," she says in a disturbingly deadpan tone.
A few seconds after finishing her statement she snaps back to telling jokes.
What the hell was that.
(set: $TVWatch to 2)
It's time to stop watching TV...
[[//...//->Dining Room 1F]]The fountain is carved out of some kind of white marble. The statue itself is of a tall and gangly horned demon holding an orb in each claw. These orbs release a constant stream of the clearest water you've ever seen, but with no holes of any kind, you're not sure how.
One of the orbs is off center, do you want to adjust it to match the other?
[[//Yeah, It's Bothering Me//->Fountain Explore]]
[[//Nah, It Isn't Worth my Time//->Main Hall DEAD]]You push the orb into the center of the demon statue's hand.
The sphere settles into place with an audible click, and almost instantly the water stops flowing.
Before you know it the floor gives out from under you and you're travelling down a long dark chute.
After what seems like forever, you land with a hard thump in a dark stone passage.
This is what you get for trying to make things symmetrical.
After the soreness of landing on your ass goes away, you decide to explore this dungeon.
[[//Explore the Dungeon//->DungeonA]]There are paths to the west and the north.
What will you do?
[[//Go West//->DungeonB]]
[[//Go North//->DungeonC]]You press the power button, which requires a surprising amount of force. The computer hums to life after an uncomfortably long period of waiting and you see the splash screen.
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#WELCOME USER
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Must be too old to actually have any graphical interface. Oh well.
What will you do?
[[//Log On//->ComputerB]]
[[//Turn it Off and Leave//->Wine Cellar B1]]Thankfully this computer has no password system, so logging on is easy.
There are only two programs available, one with the filename Revel.boo, and another named cigar.puf. There are also a few text files as well that could shed a little light on the situation.
Which file do you want to open?
[[//Revel.boo//->Revel.boo]]
[[//cigar.puf//->cigar.puf]]
[[//1bt.txt//->1bt.js]]
[[//spoon.txt//->spoon.txt]]
[[//Dev.rtx//->Dev.rtx]]
[[//None, I want to Examine Other Items//->Examine Wine Cellar B1]]
[[//None//->Wine Cellar B1]]The file requires some kind of password to open
[[//Well, let's try//->Revel Password]]The program just seems to make the screen give off some sort of gentle purple light and a low hum. That doesn't really have anything to do with cigars though.
(set: $Darkness to $Darkness + 1)
You do feel like smoking one up now, come to think of it.
Actually...you kinda feel like you are smoking one, even almost smelling the smoke and feeling the tingle gainst your lips. The experience leaves you feeling relaxed, kinda high, and feeling just a little bit horny.
Eventually the light begins to fade, and when it and the humming noise end, the computer shuts itself off.
What kinda person would make a program like this? A genius, that's what.
[[//Move Along//->Wine Cellar B1]]The file is a bunch of code you don't understand. It doesn't seem to run anything though, whoever made it must have messed up.
You don't know shit about coding though so that's only a guess.
You do recognize the word demon though, so maybe someone tried to program a way to contact demons?
That's a terrible idea.
[[//Go Back//->ComputerBAlt]]---
EAT YOUR CEREAL
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F I R S T L E T T E R
Dev-
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[[//the hell//->ComputerBAlt]]---
chocolate
health
revolve
original
marzipan
arsenic
telegraph
indecisive
chlorophyll
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[[//?????//->ComputerBAlt]]Which file do you want to open?
[[//Revel.boo//->Revel.boo]]
[[//cigar.puf//->cigar.puf]]
[[//1bt.txt//->1bt.js]]
[[//spoon.txt//->spoon.txt]]
[[//Dev.rtx//->Dev.rtx]]
[[//None, I want to Examine Other Items//->Examine Wine Cellar B1]]
[[//None//->Wine Cellar B1]](set: $FilePass to (prompt: "What is the password?:", "enter password"))
(if: $FilePass is "chromatic")[That password is correct.
[[//Continue//->Revel1]]](else:)[That password is incorrect.
[[//Try Again//->Revel Password]]
[[//Give Up for Now//->ComputerBAlt]]]The computer begins to make a strange whirring noise, one that makes you think it could fall apart at any moment.
Eventually, one small line of text shows up on the screen.
"DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY?"
well then
Do you?
[[//...yes?//->PartyYes]]
[[//...no?//->PartyNo]]The moment your finger leaves the "s" key the computer lets out a high pitched whirring noise. Somehow this sound makes you dizzy, and before you can learn yourself against anything, it all goes dark.
For what feels like an eternity all you can hear is some of the most blissful laughter that has ever passed your ears.
These people must be having an amazing time...
[[//...//->Party2]]As soon as you type no the computer violently shorts out, turning it off. You hear what almost sounds like a hissing noise as the machine dies down.
If anyone says anything, it was like this when you got here.
[[//Oh Well//->Wine Cellar B1]]"When do ya think he's gonna wake up?"
"Dunno, his cock looks pretty awake though!"
"Well give him a minute! He'll be ready to go in no time!"
[[//Open Your Eyes//->Party3]]Ending 19: Access the computer from the basement, open the file Revel.boo and say yes when asked if you like to party.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]Complete the maze.
[[//Go Back//->Ending Hints 2]]There are passages to the west, east, and to the south.
There's a scrap of paper on the floor.
What will you do?
[[//Go West//->DungeonF]]
[[//Go South//->DungeonE]]
[[//Go East//->DungeonA]]
[[//Examine the Scrap//->DungeonBScrap]]There is a passage to the east and to the south.
On the floor near one of the walls is a rusted helmet with a curved top. Doesn't look like anything you've seen in a history book. What it does look like is sharp and not worth touching.
What will you do?
[[//Go South//->DungeonA]]
[[//Go East//->DungeonD]]There are passages to the east and west.
On the walls are faded paintings of soldiers marching towards some kind of fiery bull that makes them look positively tiny.
What will you do?
[[//Go West//->DungeonC]]
[[//Go East//->DungeonH]]
[[//Examine the Paintings//->DungeonWarPainting]]There is a passage to the north.
On the walls appear to be scratch marks and cracks, as well as a few unidentifiable stains.
This is a dead end, and it's probably best to not linger here.
[[//Go North//->DungeonB]]There is a passage to the east.
On the wall there is a red switch.
What will you do?
[[//Go East//->DungeonB]]
[[//Press the Switch//->WallSwitch]]There is a passage to the west.
In this room is a large stand holding several glossy gems that swirl with colors. They're very pretty.
What will you do?
[[//Go West//->DungeonH]]
[[//Examine the Jewels//->DungeonSoaps]]There is a path in to the north, south, east, and west.
On the floor of this room is a curved dip that extends down a couple meters or so. It has a few water stains and what appears to be a small grate at the bottom.
What will you do?
[[//Go North//->DungeonJ]]
[[//Go South//->DungeonI]]
[[//Go East//->DungeonG]]
[[//Go West//->DungeonD]](if:$DungeonSwitch is 1)[There is a passage to the north, and an open gate to the south, from which you can hear some noises.
What will you do?
[[//Go North//->DungeonH]]
[[//Go Through the Gate//->MinotaurStart]]](else:)[There is a passage to the north, and a gate to the south.
What will you do?
[[//Go North//->DungeonH]]
[[//Examine the Gate's Bars//->DungeonBars]]]There is a passage to the south.
On the wall is some tiny writing that you can't quite make out, as well as a mural depicting a large stylized bull standing under a waterfall. The bull is surrounded by dozens of men forming a circle. Though faded, it's still very beautiful.
What will you do?
[[//Go South//->DungeonH]]
[[//Examine the Writing//->WallWritings]]You cautiously make your way through the formerly gated passage, looking behind yourself as much as you are looking ahead. After a short time you come to a wooden door. Bracing yourself, you slowly open the door...
"WHAT THE HELL?! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK? I MEAN WHO ARE YOU? I...WHY WERE YOU IN MY BATHROOM?!!"
You come face to face with a flustered minotaur, caught sitting on a couch jacking off to some gay porn on a TV. He tries to stand up, but with his pants around his ankles he just falls forward with a loud thud and lands ass up. In a weird way, he's kinda adorable.
"I just sorta...fell down a hole and ended up in there..." you say almost questioning it yourself.
The minotaur grits his teeth and sighs. "Those goddamn people upstairs! I told them to stay in their space! I thought they cemented over the path!"
"They uhh, put a statue there. With a switch to open a hole."
His jaw drops. "You fell down the hole? Damn, do you...do you need anything? A bandaid? A drink?"
Never pass up a free drink offered by a minotaur.
"What you got in the fridge?"
The bull man pulls up his pants, taking care to make a little room for his still hard cock, and walks towards what you assume is his kitchen...
[[//...//->Minotaur2]](if: $DungeonSwitch is 1)[The switch is firmly in the on position, and nothing you do causes it to go in any further, or pull it back out for that matter.
[[//Go Back//->DungeonF]]](else:)[Unable to resist, you press the red button down cautiously but firmly. Eventually the switch won't go any further into the wall and it locks in place.
(set: $DungeonSwitch to 1)
Far away, you hear what sounds like a click and then metal sliding against rock. Once the sliding stops you swear you hear a faint roar as well...
[[//Move Along//->DungeonF]]]You lean forward to get a better look at the writing...
It's just "ride the bull" with several drawings of dicks next to them.
Oh.
[[//Well Then//->DungeonJ]]On the scrap of paper appears to be a hastily drawn figure.
A man with a bulls head.
Now, where have you seen that before? It looks familiar...
Huh...upon closer inspection, the bull man has an enormous cock. Maybe that's what's so familiar to your gay ass?
Probably.
[[//Go Back//->DungeonB]]The soldiers in this painting must number in the hundreds, and whatever they're doing to combat this bull isn't working, there isn't a scratch on him, and he appears to be melting the armor of those closest to him.
Or they took it off, but in a battle that would be pretty silly.
A few of the soldiers are holding up a giant sky blue banner with a stylized sun in the center of it. Another group is holding a similar banner, but theirs is on fire.
Oddly, none of these men have any weapons.
[[//Go Back//->DungeonD]]You cautiously pick up one of the gems from the pedestal. Before long it dissolves into a mass of bubbles in your hand that slowly drips onto the floor. The bubbles give of a scent similar to roses, but somehow spicy and sweet, leaving a tickle in your nose. Eventually they are no more, the jewel now just a stain on the stone floor.
Such is the life of a bubble.
Good thing there are a lot more gems...
[[//Move On//->DungeonG]]These bars are way too thick to attempt to pass through, and bending them is just out of the question.
Curious about what's beyond them, you lean your ears against the bars...
"Uhnnnn.... Ooooh...."
You hear some soft wet noises and some moaning. This had better not be some kind of torture chamber...
[[//Move Along//->DungeonI]]The sounds of rummaging, a few clinks and clangs with the occasional ruffle of a bag, fills your ears as this minotaur goes through his fridge.
"Is Marlkhor fine?" he hollars towards you while continuing to look through his food.
"I have no idea what that is!" you hollar back.
"Oh."
...
"I'm just gonna get you some water."
He emerges from his kitchen with two giant glasses a few moments later, their contents sloshing around as he strides towards you with a huge grin. With a little nod, the boisterous bull motions you to his couch so you two can sit and talk.
[[//...//->Minotaur3]]You and the Minotaur spend the rest of the night talking about your experiences up to this point, each event more unbelievable to him than the last. By the time you get to the part where you fell down a statue hole into his bathroom, the bull, who you now know is named Chuck, is on the edge of his seat.
With you and Chuck, it was love at first stumble. You spend your days with him, almost never thinking about your old life. Before long you've gotten used to this strange new world.
After six months Chuck proposes and you say yes immediately. Little do you know that minotaur marriage customs are veeery strange...
[[//...//->Minotaur4]]You stand stark naked at an altar, with dozens of minotaur, satyr, and other bestial men looking right at you, many with very obvious erections, which make yours stand out a little less. Chuck is across from you with the widest grin you've ever seen.
"If you two wish to pledge your love for each other, seal your vow with a kiss," the minotaur priest proclaims.
You stand on your tippy toes to kiss your fiance but the priest stops you short.
"Oh, no. Not there," he says with a laugh. Chuck turns around and bends over and wow suddenly everything is all too clear.
"C'mon honey, kiss the bull!" Chuck teases while wiggling his ass in the air.
"Is...this normal for minotaur weddings?"
"Naw, but my stepdad was a satyr and I figured he'd appreciate a traditional wedding their way."
"Oh."
You lean forward and part your man's fuzzy cheeks, slowly moving in for the kiss...
"Oh c'mon don't be a baby!" the priest barks as he pushes your head towards Chucks ass. At this point you're so horny you can't think straight and almost immediately you start tongue-fucking him. You can feel your dick throbbing and leaking, which normally would embarrass you. Maybe it's because you've been here so long, but your hard cock leaking precum in front of a crowd just turns you on even more.
"I could get used to this..." you think while caressing your new husbands balls. You can feel them tightening which means he's not gonna last much longer. Pushing your tongue as deep as you can into Chuck sends him over the edge. He lets out a loud grunt and his asshole tightens, letting you know he's shooting stream after stream of cum onto the floor.
The big guy sighs and stands up, turning to face you with that huge grin you've come to love. "Now we do it the minotaur way!" he bellows picking you up into his arms. The huge bull engulfs your cock and balls with his mouth, sucking with a force that leaves you breathless. Your brain just kind of short circuits and you do nothing but moan and hump into his lips.
"Yeah Chuck, show him how a real bull sucks cock!" a satyr calls from the crowd, most of whom are either jerking off or fucking at this point.
Not one to disappoint a crowd, Chuck sticks a thick finger into your ass and starts fucking you. All too soon you cum into his mouth, still experiencing his thick tongue caressing your cock and ball while his lips move back and forth with a force thats almost too strong. He drinks every drop.
Boy is this guy a keeper!
After making sure you're not too dazed to stand, your minotaur husband lets you down to the floor gently.
"You ready for the married life?" he asks you.
"Oh hell yeah!" you reply enthusiastically.
[[//What a Day//->Ending20]]What started as a quest to save some frat boys ended up with you marrying a boisterous minotaur in front of a bunch of naked gay beastmen.
Life just goes like that sometimes.
Those frat boys probably ended up in a whole mess of trouble, but that's not really your problem anymore.
(set: $DungeonSwitch to 0)
Or was it even your problem to begin with?
(set: $Ending20 to 1)
Either way, you got to marry and fuck a hunky minotaur and really that's the important stuff in life!
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #20: Marital Bliss//''
And that's how the story ends.
This isn't the kind of conclusion you wanted though, right?
If you want a different outcome, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]].A bright light blinds you for a moment, causing you to let out a soft grunt.
When the white finally fades away you find yourself surrounded by a group of naked neon blue men with beer bottles in their hands. The one straight in front of you moves forward and wiggles the drink in his hand.
"Heya sport. Have a good nap?" he asks while itching his nose.
"F..fine?" you respond groggily. "What the hell happened?"
"You opened da file. You shouldn'ta done dat." he replies bluntly.
You try to walk towards the strange guy but instead end up somersaulting a few times in the air.
"I'm...floating?" you sputter out dumbfounded.
"And naked!" one of the men chimes in.
You look down... Woah! You are floating! AND naked!
"W-where? H-how? Am I dead?" Hundreds of questions were racing through your head.
"Starting from da top, one: you're in da computer. Two: Da file. Three: No, but you might as well be. While youse are spendin some quality time with us, your body is all..." he punctuates this by laying his hand flat and shaking it a bit.
You start to panic. "Is there a way to go back?!"
"Far as I'm aware, no. But hey, knock yerself out tryin. Should be good for a laugh."
Before he even finishes his sentence you pick a direction and start running...er...swimming. Looking behind you as you go along, you see the figures of these strange men with brooklyn accents get smaller and smaller. You let out a sigh and and steel yourself for whatever journey lies ahead.
...but something seems very wrong.
It can't be...
Those guys are dead ahead of you!
[[//...//->Party4]]"Ayyy...we missed you, pal!" one of the guys chuckles.
"H...how?!"
The chuckler shrugs. "I dunno, we're just computer ghosts, we don't make da rules. Somethin' about memory? Ehh...not my problem." He points the lip of his beer bottle towards your mouth. "Want some? It's Fleep Blannigan."
You wince at the sound of that. "Isn't that cheapo beer? And also kinda mind numbing?"
The ghost shoves the bottle into your mouth in response. "Consider it an aquired taste!
The liquid flows down your throat...never seeming to stop...your brain starts to get fuzzy.
Drink....sgood...
Eventually the beer stops. But you want more.
"B-beer?" you blurt out confused.
"Here bud, this ain't beer, but I bet you'll like it just as much!" one of the ghosts says shoving his cock into your mouth. Almost instinctively you start sucking on it, causing the drunk ghost to let out a few low moans.
"He doin it?" one of the ghosts asks.
"Hell yeah he's doin it!" he responds.
The ghost grabs your head and starts fucking your face, but you're too out of it to care. Eventually he thrusts his cock down your throat and lets loose making you feel warm and just a little tingly. Before you can say a single word a new cock replaces the old and begins jackhammering your face. At this point everything is a blur of dick and cum to you. Every load makes your body tingle more, and it feels amazing. Before you know it, you've taken a cumshot or three from each of the ghosts, and your skin is just as blue!
"Welcome to da crew!" one of them says handing you a beer bottle.
Looks like you found some really nice friends!
[[//...//->Ending19]]You never did go back to your body. You spent the rest of eternity guzzling beer and cock, and thats the way you liked it! A few more guys would eventually stumble onto the forbidden file and open it. Rest assured, you gave them the exact same treatment the other guys gave you.
(if: $Ending19 is 0) [(set: $BadTime to $BadTime + 1)]
You never once thought about what happened to the frat boys, to your body for that matter. Did it evaporate? Was it still there in the basement? Never occured to your ghostly pea brain. Nothing in there but drinks, dicks, and dumbasses til the end of time.
(set: $Ending19 to 1)
And you were happy as hell...
''Ending Achieved!'' ''// #19: Ghose in the Machine//''
And that's how the story ends.
This isn't the kind of conclusion you wanted though, right?
If you want a different outcome, you could always [[//try again//->Foyer 1F]].