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<<set $a= $wakeUp.pluck()>>
<<set $b= $wakeUp.pluck()>>
<<set $c= $wakeUp.pluck()>>
<<linkreplace "There is light in your eyes.">>
<<linkreplace $a>>
<<linkreplace $b>>
<<linkreplace $c>>
[[Open your eyes]] <</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>>
[[mailbox]]::Environmental Stuff
<<include envArrays>>
<<set $naybr = ["AM talk radio and some old guy is INDIGNANT about how MAD he is. Like, he's totally amazed at himself with how made he is","that top ten list that really only seems to be three songs", "that college music station that, today is playing a local band's album consisting entirely of "+$college.pluck(), "that one religious station with the 'spiritual crisis' audio theater. It seems today that Sally is having to deal with "+$religious.pluck()]>> $naybr.shuffle()
<<set $outsideNoises = [ "a dog barking, distantly","a dog barking down the street", "two carns honking out their differences", "a passing airplane", "a staticky radio being played from your neighbor's garage. You know it's your neighbor because it's playing "+$naybr.random()
]>> $outsideNoises.shuffle()
::Mail Stuff
<<set $mailFlag="up. You've got mail!">>
<<set $mail="several pieces of junk mail, two bills, a couple birthday cards, and one rather strangely weighty box!">>
::Dick Stuff
<<include dickArrays>>
<<set $horseColor=[
"glossy tar black",
"dark brown",
"smooth white",
"reddish",
"muddy brown",
" "+$mottledDark.pluck(),
" "+$mottledLight.pluck(),
"mottled "+$mottledDark.pluck()+"-"+$mottledLight.pluck(),
"piebald "+$mottledDark.pluck()+"-"+$mottledLight.pluck()]>>
::Variables
<<set $indicatorText="Happy Birthday, Cheetah! From your friends! Press the Red button to begin!">>
<<set $openHole=[]>>
<<set $dickNow={}>>
<<set $newDick={}>>
<<set $dickDesc={}>>
<<set $severedDicks=[]>>
<<set $painArray=[]>>
<<set $hungry=true>>
<<set $inventory=[]>>
<<set $tool="nothing">>
<<set $firstTime=true>>
<<set $numb=false>>
<<set $locked=false>>
<<set $haveRing=false>>
<<set $active=false>>
<<set $balls = [
"tiny, useless things",
"embarassingly below average",
"regular sized, normal, boring balls","nice sized, heavy balls","big, beefy avocados","big, fist sized man nuggets","very large, impressive mangos","very impressive testicles, each at least a pound","huge knockers, crushed between his thighs with every step","each of his balls is easily a quart's worth of meat","each heavy testicle is the size and weight of a bag of sugar","truly prize winning testicles, each the size of your head"]>>Start with Glory hole in mail
Activate
random generated dick
go through buttons
(Cycle)(freeze)(numb)(deactivate(with warning)
Variables
Cock width, length, color, type, state, mods
state - sheathed, dropped, turgid, hard, straining/knotted, cumming, postcum
balls - size, hanginess, furriness, mods, density, movement
muskiness
thresholds (numerical values)
pain threshold
pleasure threshold
sensitivity (factor)
rawness
twitchiness
eagerness
preference (1 each of: [(tight, loose), (wet, dry), (engulfing, caressing), (fast, slow)one surprise: (ice, heat, banding, numbness, itchiness, biting, knife play, crushing)
<<deerSet>>/
<<deerSet>>/
<<deerSet>>/
<<deerSet>>/
<<deerSet>>/
<<deerSet>>/
<<deerSet>>/
<<deerSet>>/
[[display results]] You're in bed. You left your lamp on. It is so goddamned smug, shining at you like that.
Your window is open, by your head. Outside, it is a <<print $dayLight.random()>>, <<print $dayTemp.random()>>, <<print $dayWind.random()>> day outside. You can hear <<print $outsideNoises.random()>>. Just another regular day in the neighborhood.
<<horseDick>>
You sit up in bed, rubbing bleary eyes, ruffled spots, ruffled stripes, trying to brush some of the static out of your fur and only succeeding in making yourself staticy and poofy!
<<linkreplace "Hiss!">>
That was a GOOD hiss. Didn't do anything, but you feel a little prouder, nonetheless.<</linkreplace>>
<<if $hungry>>You are hungry.<</if>>
[[Get out of bed|bedro]]
<<widget horseDick>>
<<set $newDick = {
"dickBites" : random(3,7),
"color" : $horseColor.random(),
"ballsColor": $mottledDark.random(),
"ballsTexture": $ballsText.random(),
"trait" : $horseTrait.random(),
"arousal" : $arousal.random(),
"penectomied" : false,
"stump" : "cock",
"flare" : $flare.random(),
"ballSize" : $ballSize.random(),
"gelded" : false,
"bandedBalls" : false,
"bandedDick":false
}>>
<<set $openHole.push($newDick)>>
<</widget>><<widget dickState>><<nobr>>
<<set $dickDesc = $dickNow>>
<<if $dickDesc=={}>>What a pretty, empty portal ring you have!<<else>>
<<set $inches=$dickDesc.dickBites*4+random(-3,3)>>
<<if not $dickDesc.penectomied>>
Jutting out of the hole is a <<if $dickDesc.bandedDick>>banded <</if>> <<print $compliment.random()>> <<print $dickDesc.color>> horse cock, about <<print $inches>> inches long, with a <<print $dickDesc.flare>> flare and with <<print $dickDesc.trait>>. It is currently <<print $dickDesc.arousal>>.
<<else>>The cock that used to jut so proudly from this portal ring has been removed. Detached. Disconnected. And so there is no cock here, save for the pitiful remnants you deigned to allow the former stallion to keep.
<</if>>
Underneath that,
<<if not $dickDesc.gelded>> hang two
<<if $dickDesc.bandedBalls>>banded <</if>>
<<print $dickDesc.ballsColor>>-colored, <<print $dickDesc.ballsTexture>> <<print $dickDesc.ballSize>>.
<<elseif $dickDesc.bandedBalls>>there is a little flap of skin with a green cheerio keeping it from bleeding, all that remains of the horse's once proud equine testicles
<<else>>there is just a bit of skin remaining where once hung two stallion testicles, now just a memory.<</if>> <</if>><</nobr>>
<</widget>><<widget cycle>><<nobr>>
<<if $active>>
<<if $dickNow=={}>><<set $dickNow = $openHole.pluck()>>The portal shimmers in your hand, and before your eyes, a $dickNow.stump materializes, right in front of you!
<<else>>You press on the little button with the recycle symbol, and the cock in front of you changes magically!
<<if $locked>>The $dickNow.stump that was jutting through the portal, locked from being able to be pulled back through, pops off with a squelching electrical sound. It bounces against your chest, before falling to the floor with a thud.<<set $dickNow.gelded=true>><<set $dickNow.penectomied=true>><<set $severedDicks.push($dickNow)>><<set $dickNow = $openHole.pluck()>>
<<else>><<set $openHole.push($dickNow)>><<set $dickNow = $openHole.pluck()>><</if>><</if>>
<<dickState>>
<<else>>You press the green button in with a click, and the red button flashes brightly for a couple seconds, before going formant.<</if>>
<</nobr>>
<</widget>>
<<horseDick>><<indicator>><<set $firstTime=false>>
<<set $active=true>>
<<set $dickNow = $openHole.random()>>
You press the red power button, powering up the portal ring. Immediately, you find yourself with a mass of warm, living, tantalizing horse dick in your face.
<<dickState>>
<<linkreplace "Press another button!">><<ring>><</linkreplace>>You blearily trundle into the kitchen.
You open the fridge. There is nothing in there. Nothing worth eating. A half eaten jar of mustard and some very very expired cucumbers. Why did you even buy those?
You fish something sugary and caffeinated out of your refrigerator, search about your kitchen for a little while longer, and steele yourself for the need to drive to the store and pick up needed cat supplies.
[[Head to the grocery store|front door]]
<<linkreplace "Your grumbling stomach reminds you that you forgot to pick up groceries. It growls nearly as loud as you do!">>[[To the Kitchen!|kitch]]<</linkreplace>>
<<set $a= $closet.pluck()>><<set $b= $closet.pluck()>><<set $c= $closet.pluck()>><<nobr>>
There is all kinds of things in your closet. Limited edition Bubble Bobble figurines. A hockey mask from that halloween party, the one with the drunken lion twins.
<<if $tool neq "nothing">>
<<linkreplace "Oh, here's a bunch of boxes. Bet you can find that tool in one of them.">>
<<linkreplace $a>>
<<linkreplace $b>>
<<linkreplace $c>>
<<if $tool eq "bander">>
<<toolFound>>Ahh! The bander!
<<elseif $tool eq "pipecutters">><<toolFound>>Aha! There's the pipecutters!
<<elseif $tool eq "grill">><<toolFound>>Ooh, that foreman grill you've been looking for!
<<else>>Oh. Nevermind. Maybe you already found it...<</if>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>>
<</if>>
<<horseDick>><</nobr>>You open the front door, and that’s when you notice the foot or so of freshly fallen snow outside. <<linkreplace "Hissssssssss">>Yes, let it all out, spotted one. Snow sucks.<</linkreplace>>
Across an endless field of white, <<linkreplace "You can see your mailbox.">>The flag on it is $mailFlag<</linkreplace>>
[[Check your Mail|mailbox]]
<<linkreplace "Hate on the snow some more">>Yeah, you showed that snow. Serious grumpy cheetah face going on right now.<</linkreplace>>Option to sever/start biting should be at any time, with a bginning, middle and end of orgasm as well
numbing is a plus
Top three removal styles
Biting(eating or at base), guillotine(at base), slowly crushing the base until it comes off(.
Um...biting/cutting it off while fully hard and then eating it fresh and raw. Or cooking it is a other option. Maybe cooking it while still attached as a 3rd option?
(Bite off OR cut off)
(eat it severed and raw) OR (Cook it severed and raw)
OR
bite it while still attached
OR
cook it (foreman grill) while still attached
is this red?
<span style="color: red;">How about this?</span>
<span class="ringtalk">Maybe this is green?</span>
<<widget toolFound>>
<<set $tool $inventory.push>>
<</widget>><<horseDick>>It is a short sprint across the snow in your bare feet and bathrobe, but at least you ARE a cheetah! That doesn’t mean that your ears aren’t stinging and your whiskers frosted over and your toes freezing by the time you shut the mail box and fold the flag down!
<<set $flag="down. You don't have mail!">>
<<linkreplace "Get back to the CHOPPA!">>[[Get back to the house!|back home]]<</linkreplace>>You kick the snow out from between your toes and slam the door behind you. You’ve made it back to your house with <<print $mail>>.
You toss the junk mail, you set aside the cards, and you take one loooong look at the oddly weighty box.
[[open it on the couch in the living room|couch]]
[[Open it by the sink, while you warm some milk|sink]]
[[Open it in your bed, which is probably still warm|in bed]]You flop down on your couch, familiar and comfortable, and put your feet up on your coffee table.
<<if not $haveRing>>
Slitting it open with a claw, you dig through the multitude of layers of compostable environmentally safe packing materials to find a heavy paper-wrapped package, and a small card!
“To the best Cheetah! From your friends, Charn and Hidan.” With a little doodle of a tiger and coyote.
Within the wrapping paper? A big, silvery, space-aged looking ring of stainless steel with four color-coded buttons, and a small set of indicator lights.
It was very heavy, and oddly warm, even though it had been outside all morning. The buttons all have raised symbols. The Green button, circular with arrows. The Red, with it’s ‘X’ the Blue, with it’s snowflake, and the yellow, with a padlock.
Currently, the Green button is blinking. The other buttons are dim. The indicator spells out <span style="color: green;">$indicatorText</span>. <<set $haveRing=true>><</if>>
<<if $haveRing>><<ring>><</if>>
[[Stand up|living room]]You stand next to your kitchen sink, sipping your morning drink while inspecting your gift with the other. Ssssssup.
<<if not $haveRing>>
Slitting it open with a claw, you dig through the multitude of layers of compostable environmentally safe packing materials to find a heavy paper-wrapped package, and a small card!
“To the best Cheetah! From your friends, Charn and Hidan.” With a little doodle of a tiger and coyote.
Within the wrapping paper? A big, silvery, space-aged looking ring of stainless steel with four color-coded buttons, and a small set of indicator lights.
It was very heavy, and oddly warm, even though it had been outside all morning. The buttons all have raised symbols. The Green button, circular with arrows. The Red, with it’s ‘X’ the Blue, with it’s snowflake, and the yellow, with a padlock.
Currently, the Green button is blinking. The other buttons are dim. The indicator spells out <span style="color: green;">$indicatorText</span>. <<set $haveRing=true>><</if>>
<<if $haveRing>><<ring>><</if>>
[[Stand up|kitchen]]You flop down on your bed, still warm and comfy, to fiddle with your new toy.
<<if not $haveRing>>
Slitting it open with a claw, you dig through the multitude of layers of compostable environmentally safe packing materials to find a heavy paper-wrapped package, and a small card!
“To the best Cheetah! From your friends, Charn and Hidan.” With a little doodle of a tiger and coyote.
Within the wrapping paper? A big, silvery, space-aged looking ring of stainless steel with four color-coded buttons, and a small set of indicator lights.
It was very heavy, and oddly warm, even though it had been outside all morning. The buttons all have raised symbols. The Green button, circular with arrows. The Red, with it’s ‘X’ the Blue, with it’s snowflake, and the yellow, with a padlock.
Currently, the Green button is blinking. The other buttons are dim. The indicator spells out <span style="color: green;">$indicatorText</span>. <<set $haveRing=true>><</if>>
<<if $haveRing>><<ring>><</if>>
[[Stand up|bedroom]]Double-click this passage to edit it.<<widget ring>>
You are holding a big, silvery, space-aged looking ring of stainless steel with four color-coded buttons, and a small set of indicator lights. It is very heavy and oddly warm.<<nobr>>
The red button, with the prominent X is currently
<<if $active>>glowing red
<<else>>not glowing
<</if>>
The green button, with the arrows making a circle, is currently
<<if $openHole.length gt 0>>blinking green
<<else>>not glowing
<</if>>
The yellow button, with it's padlock symbol is currently
<<if $locked>>flashing yellow
<<else>>not glowing
<</if>>
The blue button, with a snowflake symbol is currently
<<if $numb>>dimly glowing white
<<else>>not glowing
<</if>>
<<if $active>><<dickState>><</if>>
The indicator spells out <<indicator>><span style="color: green;">$indicatorText</span>
<<if $firstTime>>[[Press the Red Button|Red 1st]]
<<else>>Press the
<<linkreplace "Red Button">><<redButton>>
<</linkreplace>><</if>>
Press the <<linkreplace "Green Button">><<cycle>><</linkreplace>>
Press the <<linkreplace "Yellow Button">><<yellowButton>><</linkreplace>>
Press the <<linkreplace "Blue Button">><<blueButton>><</linkreplace>>
<</nobr>><</widget>><<widget redButton>>
You press the Red Button.
<<if $active>>The red button turns off, and the device deactivates. What was jutting through the ring flops lifelessly free, dropping onto the floor beneath you with a splat.<<set $active=false>><<set $severedDicks.push($dickNow)>><<set $dickNow={}>>
<<else>>The red button glows a strong, pleasant red, and the green light begins to flash.<<set $active=true>><<horsedick>><</if>>
<<linkreplace "Press another button!">><<ring>><</linkreplace>>
<</widget>><<widget yellowButton>><<nobr>>
<<pain>>
<<if $locked>>
<<if $active>>
<<if $numb>><<set $locked=false>>You press the yellow button, unlocking your charge from it's static prison. The $dickNow.stump flops a bit, but remains, patiently, eager for your next decision.
<<elseif $pain>><<set $locked=false>>You press the yellow button, and the yellowish haze on the inside of the portal ring, the electromagnetic 'net' keeping the horse cock trapped in place, is released. Immediately, the $stump is pulled back through the portal, the owner saving what's left of his pride! Oh well. Easy come, easy go. On the plus side, that green button is blinking again.<<set $dickNow={}>>
<<else>>You press the yellow button, and the electroNet keeping the shaft in place fizzles out, freeing the cock again. Careful! With it unlocked, the owner could pull it free if they don't like your fun! <</if>>
<<else>><<set $locked=false>>You press the yellow light, and it glows for a moment, before facing back into a a steady, infrequent flash.<</if>>
<<elseif $active>><<set $locked=true>>You press the yellow button with a smooth, slick, Click. You feel, more than hear, the sound of a yellowish haze filling the space of the inner diameter of the portal ring. The $stump twitches, but does not retreat. Locked in. All yours, to do whatever you want with it, and there's nothing the owner can do to stop it.<<else>><<set $locked=true>>You press the yellow button, and it makes a nice clicking sound, the middle of the empty portal flickering yellow.<</if>>
<<linkreplace "Press another button!">><<ring>><</linkreplace>>
<</nobr>><</widget>> <<widget blueButton>><<nobr>>
<<pain>>
<<if not $numb>><<set $numb=true>>
<<if not $active>>You press the blue button, and the device makes a pleasant crinkling sound, like ice cubes rattling in a glass jar. You shake it, but nothing seems to be loose inside. How peculiar! The blue light is now on and steady, a relaxing, pale blue.
<<else>>The $stump twitches, a flash of cool, electrical blue racing down it's length the portal outwards. You give it a squeeze. It is warm, pleasantly so, but there is no twitch or surge of blood as you caress and squeeze. It is almost as if it can't feel your touch at all. Which means... it might not feel other things, either.
<</if>>
<<else>><<set $numb=false>>
<<if $active && $locked && $pain>>The blue shimmer that was overlaying the $stump disappears, and you are left with a helplessly trapped stallion, totally at your mercy and feeling every moment of it. <<elseif $active && $locked>>The blue shimmer that overlaid the $stump disappears, leaving you with a completely innocent and naive stallion, awaiting whatever delicious treat you plan on sharing with him next, and totally helpless and unable to free himself from your deviousness. Try not to cackle TOO much.
<<elseif $active && $pain>>The blue numbness field fades away, and as the feeling comes back, the stallion suddenly lurches, tugging his $stump back out through the portal and out of your grips forever! Shucks. Oh well. It's not like there's not a thousand more waiting for you..<<horseDick>><<set $dickNow={}>>
<<elseif $active>>The numbness field dissipates, leaving you with a big, waggling and now once-again very sensitive horse dick to tease and play with. Careful you're not too rough, you wouldn't want to lose your chewtoy so early in the fun!
<<else>>Well, the blue button makes a nice rasping scraping sound as you depress it, and you hear the sound of ice rattling against metal, like inside a cup or something. You shake the portal ring, but nothing happens. Must be a designed thing.<</if>><</if>>
<</nobr>>
<<linkreplace "Press another button!">><<ring>><</linkreplace>>
<</widget>>Double-click this passage to edit it.
<<if $tool=="bander">>[[Check the closet for the bander|closet]]<<else>>
[[Peek in the closet|closet]]<</if>><<widget pain>>
<<if $dickNow=={}>><<set $pain=false>><<else>>
<<set $painArray.push($dickNow.bandedBalls)>>
<<set $painArray.push($dickNow.bandedDick)>>
<<set $painArray.push($dickNow.penectomied)>>
<<set $painArray.push($dickNow.gelded)>>
<<if $painArray.includes(true)>>
<<set $pain=true>>
<<else>><<set $pain=false>>
<</if>><</if>>
<<set $painArray=[]>>
<</widget>>$active
$arousal
$ballSize
$bandedBalls
$bandedDick
$closet
$colleg
$compliment
$dayLight
$dayTemp
$dayWind
$dickDesc
$dickNow
dickBites" : random(3,7),
"ballSize" : $ballSize.random(),
"color" : $horseColor.random(),
"trait" : $horseTrait.random(),
dickNow.gelded" : false,
dickNow.penectomied" : false,
"arousal" : $arousal.random(),
"flare" : $flare.random()
dicknow.bandedBalls
dicknow.bandedDick
$firstTime
$flare
$haveRing
$horseColor
$horseTrait
$hungry
$indicatorText
$inventory
$locked
$locked
$mail
$mailFlag
$mottledDark
$mottledLight
$naybr
$newDick
$numb
$openHole
$outsideNoises
$religious
$severedDicks
$dickNow.stump
$tool
$wakeUp
dickNow
<<widget indicator>><<nobr>>
<<set $indicatorText ="
<<if $active>>ACTIVE:
<<if $dickNow=={}>>PRESS GREEN BUTTON TO RECEIVE
<<else>>
<<if $locked && $numb>>STASIS & DAMPENING FIELDS ACTIVE
<<elseif>>
<<if $locked>>STASIS FIELDS ACTIVE>>
<<elseif $numb>>DAMPENING FIELDS ACTIVE
<<else>>PRESS GREEN BUTTON TO ALTERNATE CHOICE<</if>>
<</if>>
<</if>>
<<else>>STAND BY MODE>>
<</if>>">><</nobr>><</widget>><<set $wakeUp = [
"Turning your head didn't help.",
"Great, you just slapped yourself.",
"You can't hide your head under your pillow, since your pillow fell off the bed",
"Hissing didn't do anything, though you do feel a bit better",
"hiss!",
"Oh, you almost got comfy? Well, Now your nose is itchy.",
"Somewhere, something made of ceramic just crashed to the ground",
"You smell bacon. And you know it's not your bacon, too.",
"What about that thing you said to that person that you don't talk to anymore, all those years ago? Have you thought about that, lately?",
"There's a small, but very real, possibility that you are not in your own bed. But you'd have to open your eyes to know for sure...",
"You definitely do not sense anyone standing next to your bed with a knife. Nope.","You remembered to lock your front door... right?",
"Oh, and.. you have to pee. Bad. Like.. you could probably fall back asleep.. but it won't end well if you do.",
"Your phone's notification beep just went off. Maybe a text.. maybe junk email.",
"Your tummy grumbles unhappily. You didn't give it neeearly enough food last night.",
"Don't you just love the feel of static crackling between your fur and the blanket you're wrapped up in? Maybe if you are very very still..... *crackle*"
]>>
<<set $dayLight = ["sunny","cloudy","grey","bright","blue-skied"]>>
<<set $dayTemp = ["cold", "hot", "warm", "crisp", "brisk", "scorching", "sweltering", "pleasantly-warm","pleasantly-cool","cool","warm...ish?"]>>
<<set $dayWind =["breezy", "gusty", "still", "humid", "muggy", "damp", "dry", "windy", "heavy"]>>
<<set $college = [
"autistic screeching","autotuned YouTube commenters","autotuned radio static","songs about mayonaisse","sounds of jars being dropped onto concrete","vuvezelas","chanting monks","8-bit midi remakes of classic Disney animations"
]>> $college.shuffle()
<<set $religious = [
"the gays trying to homosexualize her with their Devil Prius's mind control waves","elitist liberal professors actively storming her dress shop","her cousin Sheila who refuses to worship our God and Savior, President Trump","filthy homeless people who aren't Christian enough to have their own houses, trying to take money from the Church's tithebasket by asking her for it directly","godless pagan interracial feminists trying to impregnate her with the Devil's seed and give her an abortion at the same time","the godless, amoral athiest men who cheat on their loving wives by looking at other women","godless, amoral athiest women attacking our poor opressed Christian president for sleeping with porn stars, as if they've never sinned in their athiest lives!","gangs of urban children forcing her kids to inject devil's cabbage into their eyes"
]>> $religious.shuffle()
<<set $closet=[
"This box is full of old Happy Meal toys. Huh.",
"A wedding dress? Where did THAT come from?!",
"Your halloween costume from fifth grade, when you dressed up like Megatron. Heh.",
"Oh yeah... that broken laptop from 2004. You should fix that up some time.",
"That box of ugly Christmas sweaters. Just in case Aunt Mildew comes to visit.",
"Oh yes, your misplaced faith in the world. So that's where that wound up.",
"A VHS copy of Running Man. How long has it been since you've had a VCR?",
"A McDonald’s windbreaker from about 1995. You don't remember ever seeing that before.",
"A stack of crossword puzzle books. Some of them aren't filled out. Most are.",
"A stack of books from one of those series where they keep sending more every month until you say stop, about the Civil War. You keep forgetting to tell them to stop. Dammit."]>>
<<set $ballsText =
["smooth", "glossy", "satiny", "fuzzy", "peachfuzzed", "hair-tipped", "freshly shaven", "shaved", "tacky", "saggy", "wrinkly", "bloated", "veined", "heavy", "tattooed"]>>
<<set $mottledDark = ["black", "charcoal",
"brown",
"rust",
"mahogany",
"wine",
"raisin",
"eggplant",
"mocha",
"chocolate",
"shadow",
"iron",
"midnight",
"oil",
"jet black",
"obsidian",
"ink black",
"pitch black",
"mud"]>>
<<set $mottledLight = ["cloud",
"silver",
"pewter",
"grey",
"fog gray",
"dove gray",
"peanut brown",
"caramel brown",
"pink",
"fruit punch red",
"strawberry pink",
"bubblegum pink",
"salmon pink",
"pale pink","blush",
"candy apple red",
"rose red",
"crimson",
"lipstick red",
"tan",
"beige",
"macaroon",
"egg nog",
"sepia",
"white",
"pearl",
"cream",
"bone white",
"porcelain white"]>>
<<set $ballSize=[
"smallish balls, tightly held",
"regular sized balls",
"big balls",
"fist sized balls"]>>
<<set $flare=["thicker","thinner","bulbous","chewy","leaky"]>>
<<set $arousal=["completely unaroused","peeking out, just a bit for you to get a glimpse of it's succulent tip","daring to expose more and more of itself to you, dropping as you watch into your awaiting attentions","thick and flaccid like a meaty garden hose","just slightly half hard, plumped out to it's full droppage but not exactly hard","thickening and springy like a heavy uncooked sausage","is thick enough to jut out, but still soft enough to bend and slap about","stiffened and erect like a well seasoned, and very eager salami","stiff and springing, close enough to cum that it's beginning to throb, it's flare blooming lovilishly.","stiff as concrete, and completely still, waiting for that one little touch that will make it unload","cumming! WATCH OUT!"]>>
<<set $horseTrait=[
"a thick, pronounced medial ring",
"a tattoo of a snake coiled up around the shaft",
"a nice, weighty look to it, like it's denser, meatier than your average cock",
"ridged with thick, bulging veins",
"a curve to the left",
"a curve to the right",
"a curve upwards",
"a curve downwardss"
]>>
<<set $compliment = ["tasty-looking","handsome","exquisite","trophy-worthy","juicy","silken","meaty","prime","beefy","exceptional"]>>