Spy's Secret Mission: Babysitting Anya Spy X Family: *shows juicy & rocky chatting outside in the neighborhood* juicy: Sooo i sucked my girls ass the other day and it tasted like my homies dick and now I think she’s cheating on me. rocky: DUDE! Can i have ONE conversation with you thats not sus!? juicy: SO I CANT VENT TO A HOMIE!? BET! rocky: Wait a sec.. HOW DO YOU KNO WHAT YO HOMIES DICK TASTE LIKE- *shows yor forger on the phone with talking to loid with anya* yor: Loid! Please! I need you to watch anya for a few hours! I got to kill- I MEAN! Uhh i got an important "Business" meeting i got to go to. *cuts to loid in the middle of a stake out* loid: Well thats gonna be difficult cause i got uhhhh important "Business trip" i wont be back for a couple of days. *cuts back to yor with anya* yor: Loid! We cant just leave anya all alone! loid: Just get her a baby sitter im pretty sure anyone can watch her. yor: *sigh* where are we gonna find a baby sitter at this time?! I just cant let ANYONE watch her! *shows juicy staring at yor as shes on the phone* juicy *groans loudly* rocky: Juicy.. no *juicy is staring at yor intensively* juicy: *groans get louder* rocky: JUICY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST STOP! WERE NOT GOING TO TALK TO HER- *cuts to juicy holding up a sign saying "baby sitting service" juicy: FREE BABY SITTING SERVICE! RIGHT HERE! WERE FREE 99! FREE RIGHT HERE BABY- I MEAN RIGHT HERE MA'AM! yor: Excuse me sir, are you a professional baby sitter? juicy: *clears throat* Why yes ma'am me and my co founder over here and kimiko *kimiko pops up* kimiko: Hi! hehe! juicy: We are certified baby sitters. And im also a certified baby maker- yor: Great! Can you please watch my daughter Anya for few hours? anya: Hii! Im anya! tehe! GIVE ME CANDY! kimiko: Awww shes so cute! juicy: Awww We'll take good care of her! *anya starts reading rocky, juicy and kimikos mind* *juicys mind* "Fuck i want to fuck her momma so bad! Im so downbad bad BAD rn! I could do it right here right now, and no one could stop me"* *anya looking shocked and disgusted* anya: Mommy i dont want this man to watch me. *cuts to them back at yors house* yor: So this is our home! juicy: Howd we get here so fast?? yor: Theres food in the fridge and the pantry. Please make sure anya behaves and eats her veggies ok?! No ice cream! yor: also! This is our dog Bond! bond: Bark bark bark! *why did this woman let these west african nile virus having apes into our clean german home??* *rocky sees what the dog is saying* rocky: AYO WHAT THE FUCK!? Whats wit yo dog?? Anya: Huh? what do you mean Mr? bond: woof woof woof wooooooooooooooooof! *Aye, watch yoself you filthy dark mode twat. I will bite you and it will be racially motivated!* rocky: DO YALL NOT SEE WHAT THAT LIL FUCKER IS SAYING!? juicy: Oh i see it.. I just didnt kno what to say bond: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! *n word* rocky: IM FINNA FEED DAT DOG CHOCOLATE- anya: Hmm? What yall talkin bout? Bond is just barking kimiko: ya guys! The doggy is just barking hehe! anya: Hmm i wonder. *anya reads kimiko mind* *the Chipi chipi chapa cat is playing in her head* *anya is confused* *anya looks over at rocky* *rockys mind* "I wanna take a pic with Cardi B inside my cardigan Niggas know I'm late, they call me Shordie, Mr. Tardy Man I just smoke my weed and fuck these hoes, I'm not no party man Hit the plug and check the gas and take off in that Harley, man" *anya is confused* anya: Who are these people.. Yor: Ok! I got to go im running late! Ill be back in a few hours juicy: how bout a lil smoochie smoochie before you go- *door slams, yor already left* juicy: Well damn ok. *rocky is trying to feed anya broccoli* rocky: Cmon anya, your mom said you need to eat your veggies! kimiko: Eat your veggies anya! Youll grow up to be big and strong like the black men! *anya throws the plate at rocky* rocky: OUCH YOU FUCKIN BITCH! anya: I DONT LIKE VEGETABLES! HMPH! juicy: Cmon anyaaaa if you eat ONE veggie, we'll take you to the park and get you ice cream! anya: OOOOO ICE CREAM!? *anya eats all her veggies in one bite* anya: I ate all my veggies! ICE CREAM NOW!! juicy: SIKE BTICH YOU THOUGHT!! AHAH! *cuts to juicy and rocky watching tv as anya stares at them from the distance* anya: They lied to me! Can you believe this??! bond: Woof woof woof woof woof! "you should know better than to trust spear chuckers, come on ill take you." Anya: Yay! :D kimiko: OOOO! Kimiko wants ice cream too! Hehe! *cuts to rocky & juicy watching tv and they hear the door slam* rocky: Juicy what was that!? *they both ran outside* juicy: SHIT WHERE DID THE KID GO!? rocky: AMBER ALERT!!! AMBER ALERT! AMBER ALERT!!!!!!!! juicy: BRO SHUT UP! We'll find them! Kimiko is with them so listen for the nearest explosion- *a big explosion is heard near by* juicy: I KNEW IT!!! *they run to the park* *shows kimiko, anya, & bond standing infront of the exploded ice cream cart while they eat their ice creams* rocky: KIMIKO WHAT DID YOU DO!!! kimiko: What? I got us the ice cream! *yor pops up* yor: Anya! what are you doing at the park this late?! anya: They baby sitters got us some ice cream! yor: ICE CREAM!? juicy: Bruh she lying- *yor kicks juicy in the face* juicy: OW YOU FUCKIN SLUT! yor: YOU HAD ONE JOB- *music starts playing* yor: Uhh is that music playing? *gravity king pops up and starts singing to yor* *yor is confused* *thug greasy appears with his lightning bolt enterance* *Greasy starts mogging* yor: Who are you people!? rocky: Fuck all that! Whos that man behind the tree?! *its greasys dad hiding behind a tree* novo: Son.. Come home.. greasy: WHAT THE FUCK!? DAD WHAT YOU DOIN HERE!? novo: Son.. Come home... Dont make me ask again.. greasy: NO! YALL THE REASON WHY IM ALWAYS OUTSIDE!! *greasys mom pops up* mom: YEYYYOOOO! LIPI THUG GREASY! DIDNT I TELL YOU TO COME HOME!? ITS TIME FOR DINNER! juicy: what is this? a family reuion? greasy: FUCK YOU MOM! LEAVEEEEEEEEEE!! mom: WHO YOU THINK YOUR TALKING TO!? *starts talking in a different language* greasy: MOM LEAVE ME ALONEEEE!!! YOU BITCH!!! *jojo music starts playing* mom: YEYOOOOOOOOO! ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME!?? YOU WYLIN!!!! *starts talking in a different language* *greasy mom pulls out her belt* mom: BRING DAT ASS HERE YOUNG MAN!! YOUR GETTIN THE SPANKYS!! greasy: MOM NOT INFRONT OF MY FRIENDS!!! YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME! *everyone staring at greasy getting spanked* *spanks* greasy: OWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *spanks* mom: SAY SORRY MOMMY! *spanks* greasy: OWIIEEEE! IM SORRY MOMMY!! *spanks* mom: LOUDER!!! *spanks* greasy: IM SORRY MOMMY! *spanks* mom: SAY HARDER MOMMY!! *spanks* greasy: HARDER MOMMY!! *spanks* mom: LOUDER!!! *spanks* greasy: HARDER MOMMY!! *spanks* mom: SAY IVE BEEN A BAD BOY MOMMY! *spanks* greasy: IVE BEEN A BAD BOY MOMMY! *spanks* rocky: Toonzies, just end the cartoon. just end it- The end.